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@Oceanbreeze473 Ask a real southern person. You have eaten them.

What’s a mudbug?

@stiletoprincess @junogsp7 When you get a "Hillary" vaccine. Canada has them now.

@junogsp7 There's a vaccine for everything. When does it end?

Secretary Kennedy: Study found that mass vaccinating for chickenpox stopped the disease, but later caused shingles epidemic, which is 20X deadlier.

@gracieback2 A root beer freeze. Maybe a cheese burger too

What ?

@Oceanbreeze473 1 for sleep

How many pillow are on your bed? Pillows although look nice, every day and night dealing with them makes want to throw them. I have 6

@MarindaVannoy1 I like your posts. You are worth reading and commenting on your

me

@MarindaVannoy1 I ate dinner. Took a shower. Sitting down to watch a recorded Gutfeld show. So I am inside, not out there. 🤔

hello, is anybody out there?

@GeneralPatton83 I had a busy day too. Were we in the same bar trying to force down the free dogs?

It's been a busy day.

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@JessicaDaviesCA I'll help you with the opportunity. I'll eat the cookies and drink the coffee in the conference room. 😂

Ready to turn opportunities into success 💼Elegance is my uniform, and determination is my strategy. A big deal is in the works... Stay tuned 💕

@Marlayna29 I'm only 70 now. A piano might drop on my head still. 😂

Did you ever test positive for COVID-19?

@Oceanbreeze473 Yes. I keep it in my belly fat. That way I always have it with me during an emergency 😂

Anyone else on here food prep?

@MarindaVannoy1 God's Grace is enough for everyone.

Yes.

CBS News Uncovers More Hospice Fraud in LA hotair.com/john-s-2/2026/…

@TalkWithSally Ouch. That's deep. Stitches please

Whoever made the voodoo doll of me stop already.

Ric Grenell Posts the PERFECT 2-Word DIG at Dems Throwing Hissy Fit and Storming Out of Bondi Briefing twitchy.com/samj/2026/03/1…

@Deviled_meggs_ Forgiveness

How do you fix a broken heart? 💔

@apeoples13 No kissing before the 3rd date. Rules out creeps

Just had a guy that I’ve known for 2 weeks tell me he’s in love with me… like what 😭 Men… please don’t do this lol

@Oceanbreeze473 @brockpierson Great reasons. Does your cleaver look like this one?

@brockpierson Because I have a sharp tongue Brock, and great cleavage.

Tell the people of 𝕏 why they should follow you👇