Mickey “The Solution” LaPorte

@puddyLLC They hate on form over function

The official shoes of autism

@KTurpinTime25 SRV Austin city limits or entourage

“Yo play that one show bro”

@WVURowingKing ABG central

Please please please

@Kiffinbesniffin Easy Steppa

Hopefully there’s some butt on the other side of this hill #nature

@FuckfaceRick Fortune cookie tech

What the fuck does this even mean? #Retarded

@HenryTiggins Zuck see the vision

Thank you instagram

@padegenerate Dazed

I’m so confused man

@jitLyang21 “Vertically challenged” we say

Back in the saddle again

@ThrobbyBoucher The one fs

Assault me

@SheClap4Sosa Nice legs but in a homosexual way

Rainbow naysh stand up!

@mike_the67536 You know he means in 4 but is hedging

Fucking hate this retarted take ngl

@DerekNotJeter And 1 Son!

Over to Fugazi for three…BANG!!!

@kyleniggahall Mariana trench connection

WiFi dox

@DaveyJoneso7 The Sandlot🤙

Damn pledges think they know shit

@crumpinit I just lost the game

They call it “The Game”

@rosetoy72545 Not at all bro plug n play here

How cooked am I, exam tomorrow

@masonneers65 Calls for an email

Needed a 55 on a final to keep a B so I didn’t study and he just posted the grade and I got a 53 on the fucking final. Loss of words very ashamed of myself.

@tweecoma1 I haven’t but spiritually I’m right there with you

Idk if yall ever been in a Arizona airport but holy fuck I’m walking around with a boner

@JRoseJunior Slept next to my 54 the first night

Yes i will be bringing my wedge to the family dinner, Mom.