quitting retwit anon (ex Industrial RE ANON)

I told guys at Investment Committee that make $5MM-$10MM a year that Cap rates don’t matter and was immediately fired.

@dtmorgan18 Drank way too many circa 2016

No one, and I mean no one, wants this.

@skylarromines Tomorrow please drink 10 pints of Carling, get sunburnt, throw a kebab on a window somewhere and sing Wonderwall and we’ll have England in the final!

So - I have a theory that I’m good soccer luck… When Iceland became the smallest country to ever qualify, I was staying in an Airbnb about half a mile from the stadium. We didn’t even realize they were playing until we heard the cheers. There’s ~no security in Iceland so we got to walk right into the stadium and onto the field after the game. The following year, I randomly landed in Paris the day France won the World Cup. A couple of weeks ago, I went to the Spain v Austria game & wore a Spain jersey. Now I’m convinced Spain will win the World Cup because of it. Carrying this team 🤷🏼‍♀️

I’ll summarize my whole timeline so I can get back to banter: Size of panel does not equal power availability Deck heights limit your racking capability more than you think ESFR is not designed to put out arson fires Trucks don’t like more than 6-7% grade transitions Size is everything Wheel stops don’t do anything Model your auto turns don’t guess Just because the site balances doesn’t mean that’s easy In Texas you design around moisture induced movement. On the west coast you design around seismic induced movement (liquefaction). If the acquisition guy is running the development process 80% chance somethings fucked up somewhere If the development guy runs the process he’s probably got no deals because he sees too much risk these days on every site It’s a small world in real estate, try not to burn too many bridges, but sometimes you need to Your spouse doesn’t care about that comp you want to drive by on vacation A career full of singles and doubles is fine and compounds over time

@devahaz I’m ranking Popeyes chicken sandwich above it but I’ll still smash

Seen some anti-CFA posts recently. Y’all are crazy this is the only national fast food worth eating in America. Decided to give strips another try, they’re fine, but nuggets def better than strips here. Regular sandwich still the top pick.

@CarolWalshReal1 Lots of good memories over the years in those Hollister Hills

Please enjoy a 30 second tour of downtown Hollister! Starting with this fantastic Mediterranean Revival house on Monterey Street. It's next door to the 1929 Tudor Revival duplex I sold for a client years ago, which started my love affair with this neighborhood.

@ThinkAppraiser Warren buffet is making 62% yield on cost on his Coca Cola stock 🤩

I do see the appeal of dividends. I just wish they paid more money.

Love this topic. You are weighing a stronger going in yield with flat to no growth vs smaller going i. Yield but maybe better growth. Dividends that grow 5-10% a year closes that gap over a long horizon. Apples and oranges good to have a bit of both on your personal balance sheet IMO!

Stock dividends are crazy. I would need $6.2 million worth of WM stock to make 100 grand /year. 😳 You can make 100 grand a year with 18 tulsa rentals that you can buy with 10 to 20 grand down each and 20 to 30 grand in repairs Call it 50 grand all in $50,000x18 is $900,000 Done correctly Real Estate destroys dividends by a factor of 7 to 1

@pitdesi obviously need a friend with a $40,000 rooftop tent

I have a new model Y and want to go car camping (sleep in temp controlled vehicle but in nature) What do I need to know and what should I buy?

@ESPNFC 🛎️ end

Erling Haaland wanted this ball from Alexander Sørloth 😬 England went onto equalize minutes later.

@MediaKing 90% chance you were living in the same house if you have 5 million versus 1 million. I definitely would not be living in the same house with 50 million.

Going from $0 to $5 million is life changing. Going from $5 million to $50 million is not. After all of you have enough money to live comfortably for a long time, you run out of things to buy that create meaningful utility in your life.

@wolfsxblood24 I want to also know

How the fuck did Quiznos collapse and Subway thrived?

@devahaz Argentina will come from behind again

Been working on my manifesting skills lately, so let’s see if I’ve reached expert level yet: Norway 4 - England 2, Haaland hat trick Switzerland 2 - Argentina 1, Messi goal

@litcapital Can’t wait to do an institutional JV with Erling

Kane and Haaland after they retire from football

@BuffKret2407 Yeah, maybe if there’s zero growth

@YOCspread Bro real estate returns 3%-5%. 2012-2022 was a unique period in the history of RE. It’s a bad investment. At best it’s a decent inflation hedge.

Reminder that 10-11% annual real estate long term returns is actually sick AF.

@shawngorham Just depends when that current gen came out and when it cycles.

I LOVE a Ford truck, but the interiors are dated compared to Ram, Tundra, Chevy

@LPInvestor Who’s intern is this?

For anyone that needs context into what retail-focused fundraising looks like.... watch this "Pitch Slam" at a "Best Ever" conference that dum-dum LPs pay $$$ to attend... 🤡🤡🤡

@DMAC_19 Budgeting at 10% fee too, I guess

Be careful out there. People are using ChatGPT and Claude for construction estimates.

@rfkenmore Nasty work

“Yeah.. we had to like… raise more capital” I say again: Which of you?

@jasonc_nc Yeah may be easy if your like 170lbs not 220-230 ask me how I know

There’s no way you people are out here consuming as many grams of protein as your weight in pounds. You’re gaslighting us. This is impossible to do in actual whole foods.