Yuri Pleminik

@EggieWeggieVT Disgusting

I have a Husband AND a Boyfriend??

@LargeFamDad Nagging. Proverbs 21:19

I've been talking to my 15 yo son about discerning "bad fruit" in teenage girls. So far we've talked about: - gossiping - foul mouth - overly flirty - self-centered - bad music choices - prideful / boasting - immodest clothing - posing seductively - can't take correction - looking down on others - history of many boyfriends - dissing marriage/having kids What else are we missing?

@IOnlyLift4Leva Feel better king

My ever burning soul is fighting demons rn (I got a fever).

@wesleytypes @bnd_studio Goy

If Mixtape was a movie I wouldn't have been able to have so much fun doing this.

@TimitoDA @DocStrangelove2 It's basically a krak launcher. It could wound or kill a marine

@DocStrangelove2 0- Doesn't even scratch the paint. Nothing we have today even compares to a lasgun. You dumbasses are the equivilant of someone in the 16th centuary speculating on if an armored cart today could ever withstand the awesome might of a black powder cannon...

Saw this, and it's actually a decent question. Especially if you hit it at a weaker point in the armor.

@Daamianski Krak missiles (closest comparison) are S9 ap 2 d6 damage. Probably like a 30 ish percent chance to kill the marine.

1 and at most 1.5 cuz this genre of powerscaling debate usually doesn't take into account the advances of material science over the course of 40 millennia

Sean Strickland'in geçmişteki bazı sözleri: · Ben homofobik değilim çünkü fobi 'korku' anlamına gelir ve korku gaylere özgü bir şeydir. · Seri k*til olmak istiyorum ama hapse girmek istemiyorum. · MMA kariyerim bittikten sonra Hindistan’a sabun götürmek için hac yolculuğu yapacağım. · Kadınları iş hayatından çıkartıp, ait oldukları alana yani mutfağa geri sokmalıyız. · UFC Beyaz Saray etkinliğinde dövüşmek istemiyorum. Şu s*ktiğimin Epstein listesindeki tiplerle takılmak için mi? Ben almayayım kanka. Bana uymaz dostum. · Kadınların mutfağa geri dönmesi lazım. Kadınlar iş hayatına girdiğinden beri erkekler daha az para kazanıyor. · Eğer kız arkadaşınız, erkeklerle takılıyorsa kaçın. Onu vahşi doğaya geri göndermenin zamanı gelmiş demektir. Dünyada 4 milyar vajina var. Gidip s*ki olmayan bir arkadaş bulsun. · Belki de ülkelerimiz bu kadar b*ka batmış halde çünkü zamanında kadınlara oy verme hakkı tanıdık. · Eşcinsellik akıl hastalığıdır. 10 yıl önce trans olmak akıl hastalığıydı. Ama şimdi sizin gibi insanlar dünyada bunu normalleştirmeye çalışıyor. Siz bir enfeksiyonsunuz. Zayıflığın tanımı sizsiniz. Dünyada bu yanlış olan her şey sizin gibiler yüzünden. Neyse ki dünya sizin gibilere artık yüz vermiyor. İnsanlar ‘Kadınların da s*ki olabilir’ demiyor artık. İnsanlar ‘Hayır, dünyada iki cinsiyet var, kadın ve erkek.‘ Bunu diyor. S*keyim sizi! · Terapi erkeklerin düşmanıdır. Mesela diyelim ki karına t*cavüz edildi. Yapılması gereken c*nayettir. Ama sistem ne diyor? Polisi ara. Adam birkaç yıl hapse girer. Üzgünsen ilaç al, terapistle konuş. Şiddet yanlıştır. Terapi erkeklik karşıtıdır.

@bullyb170 Go home Muhammad

Strickland still sucks

@TheHughAnthony @lordmiles It's your penance. You must.

@lordmiles She’s black. Can’t marry that.

I’ve got a pregnant girlfriend. Why do people keep calling me gay?! 😂😭

@LiterallyM14 Only if you lose the fight. If you win you call it a set up.

If you miss a right hook, is it a wrong hook?

@RichardArion1 @GenericSnarky Spiritually black

@GenericSnarky Reply with a YES and drive like lightning to pick her up

Pop quiz: a woman texts you this, what is the right move?

@Josephusdirte @Breaking911 Churka lover

@Breaking911 Hate Chimaev, but he clearly won. I hate these bullshit decisions.

Sean Strickland defeats Khamzat Chimaev by Split-Decision to become the NEW middleweight champion of the world 🇺🇸

@obokinx @sek1313 @Breaking911 Takedowns that got him nothing

@sek1313 @Breaking911 At the very least, it's a draw 25 significant strikes doesn't erase 69% completed of takedowns (9 of 13) With chimaev also having a higher percentage of significant strikes landed It's a robbery

@mbv_scar Bruh, you're really going to do us like that

yoooooooooo look who just pulled up to the cafe!

@ufc @SStricklandMMA @HSpecialSurgery 🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸

SHOCKED THE WORLD 🤯 @SStricklandMMA defeats Khamzat Chimaev by Split-Decision to become the NEW middleweight champion of the world! [ B2YB @HSpecialSurgery ]

@nobody97799851 @fleshsimulator Sigger

@fleshsimulator just wait til you get your hands on a 92 and realize you'd rather take your chances with a sig

between this, my PX4, and my 21A, I fear I'm becoming a Beretta Guy

@traddiee You don't need to tie yourself to an ideology. They are man made and will never fully map on to reality correctly

I’m becoming more and more liberal and I hate it

@nodan_anoda It drives me up a wall when people do this

2車線道路の右折でこれする車、免許返納しろ😤 隣に車いるんじゃ、ボケ💢

@MapleNeckTele Where'll you be selling them?

GF1/PNC veterancy patches coming soon(?)

@BillTheKid1603 Probably a foreigner

I am the worst account on twitter for saying this but I doubt a male nurse would have abandoned her to die like this