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@YesThatTeach
All my friends are going to be strangers. Schrödinger's Poor. CT OG class of 2027.
Katılım Temmuz 2018
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@nathanrobii Never in your goddamn life compare The Last Jedi to the work of Akira Kurosawa ever again
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this is why rian johnsons the best star wars director since lucas cause he goes back to the kurosawa drawing board
Retney@retneysholocron
I made these labeled images, if anyone wants to use them to try to explain TLJ to someone hating on it 👍
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@RottenTomatoes A 91% rating for the last Jedi is why I don’t trust rotten tomatoes anymore
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In celebration of May the 4th, check out the #StarWars Skywalker trilogy, ranked by Tomatometer. 🍅 editorial.rottentomatoes.com/guide/all-star…

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@SceneinCinema Pedophilia is not a defect, but a feature of humanity. Monkeys also engage in pedophilia. And yet, people put themselves on a pedestal, act is if we are anointed by a higher power, and insist that the only true way to live is according to our nature. Humanity must be fixed.
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Natalie Portman says she faced "se×ual terrorism" as a 13-year-old after the release of the film Léon: The Professional.
The Fifth Element (1997) is ruined for many knowing the director Luc Besson was (32) started a romantic relationship with the blue alien lady, who was only 15.
Natalie Portman was 12 years old when she starred in Luc Besson's Léon: The Professional. At that time, Besson was in a relationship with Maïwenn Le Besco.
Maïwenn has claimed that the relationship between Portman’s character (Mathilda) and Jean Reno’s character (Léon) in Léon was partially inspired by her own real-life relationship with Besson, which began when she was 12 and he was 29.
A few years later, Besson cast Maïwenn as the blue alien Diva Plavalaguna in The Fifth Element. They married in 1992 when Maïwenn was 16 years old. She gave birth to their daughter, Shanna, in early 1993, also at the age of 16.
Portman described her pride and excitement in releasing the film, only to encounter se×ually explicit messages both directed toward her and made about her.
“I excitedly opened my first fan mail to read a r@pe fantasy that a man had written me,” she recalled.
"A countdown was started on my local radio show to my 18th birthday, euphemistically the date that I would be legal to sleep with. Movie reviewers talked about my budding bre@sts in reviews."
The experience, she said, changed the way she expressed herself publicly, in order to limit the ways she could be objectified by others.
"I understood very quickly, even as a 13-year-old, that if I were to express myself se×ually, I would feel unsafe," she said.
"And that men would feel entitled to discuss and objectify my body to my great discomfort. So I quickly adjusted my behavior. I rejected any role that even had a kissing scene and talked about that choice deliberately in interviews.”

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@Captain_0f_Alts @DrewVento I'd imagine they're easy calories for preppers trying to survive the harsh Alaskan winters.
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@DrewVento We don’t have midgets in Alaska. I mean maybe a couple in the summers but the environments to harsh for them to survive the cold
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First time Gamestop has ever offered fair market value for something.
bbc.com/news/articles/…
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@SjWiLKiN @TLawrence1935 @grok @Brentton1993 @Matt_Pinner Staffer Dies Falling from Parasailing in Karon
The Phuket Express.
The deceased, identified only as Mr. Pathomphong, 31, was a staffer who accompanied a tourist on the parasail. He fell from a height of 50 meters before hitting the sea.
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@CerysSays Also the best shot and most beautiful in the franchise.
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Sorry, but The Last Jedi is genuinely the single best Star Wars movie there is. It’s a story of failure, naivety, letting go, and redemption. I will defend this movie to my grave, I do not have anything bad to say about it
cinesthetic.@TheCinesthetic
Luke Skywalker’s stand on Crait in The Last Jedi (2017) had the whole theater locked.
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@MegaBasedChad I was switching between Who's Line is it Anyway and Crocodile Hunter marathons all night and morning before passing out.
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Question for Uncs who were there when it happened
How did the turn of the millennium feel? What was it like?
Nostalgia@NostalgiaFolder
The very first sunrise of the 2000s, marking the start of a new millennium
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@basicallydjo I can't wait for it to be revealed that TLJ hate was a counter-op/smear campaign bankrolled by JJ Abrams and Co.
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Remember when they made Star Wars good again then a bunch of whiny manbabies ruined it
cinesthetic.@TheCinesthetic
Luke Skywalker’s stand on Crait in The Last Jedi (2017) had the whole theater locked.
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@_SpyDtroid_ It's quite possibly the most important minigame in the entire franchise.
Also the most powerful.
So... Yes. FF8 is a card game with side turn based combat and a narrative.
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YO WTF EXCUSE ME?!
AlphaFox@alphafox
Rarely am at a loss for how to caption something, but this is one of those moments: 😵
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@_SpyDtroid_ Square became a leader in computer animation for a bit. The FF8 dance sequence was famously used to showcase the real time processing of the ps2 before the system launched.
Unfortunately it also led to Sakaguchi nearly bankrupting Square with The Spirits Within.
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@touisnotonfire @Extremejay2000 I mean... The answer is clearly Castlevania and the world needs to know.
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@Extremejay2000 so this actually wasn’t supposed to leave my circle
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# 100
In honor of @AshleyInMKE :
Hotdog with toasted bun encased in blue razz MD 20/20 jello


Count of Monte Gripto (El Duderino arc)@MonteGripto
1 to go Blue Moon ice cream dog
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@IGN Sharks kill approximately 5-10 people per year.
Humans kill approximately 100,000,000 sharks per year.
Let's talk about who the "most feared animal" should be.
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Sharks are one of the world’s most feared animals, so of course lots of games have used them to try to scare the player. But what’s the best shark in gaming? We created a grading system to get to the bottom of it.
Presented by @deepwaterthemovie, in theaters May 1 in theaters May 1
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4 to go
Dipping my weiner in a Hamm's as requested by @gwld

Count of Monte Gripto (El Duderino arc)@MonteGripto
5 to go Long John dog as requested by @GPM1023600
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