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@UsingLyft I'm just wondering the logistics of trying to choke that mf out and if it's even possible. Like forget getting behind him, can I even squeeze around his neck hard enough to put him to sleep 🤣

I’m supposed to be scared of this nigga patting me on the head and breathing his hot breath in my face? Do you know how quick my jab is? I’ll bust this niggas overpowered olfactory nerves all up

i get drunk & start grieving everybody, like damn this one for u Eddie Guerrero

A baby waved at me at a restaurant earlier. I waved back and lil bro started giggling and flapping his hands. His mom thought it was cute and asked if I was a dad. I said "I wish. Maybe one day." She gave me a sad look and told me I'd be a good dad. The longing is physically agonizing at this point lmao. Tomorrow is my 30th birthday. If I'm not at least in a committed relationship this time next year I'm just gonna have to go be a monk or something.

@TheJungOne01 @Ticketmaster 661 you say...

im suing your bitchass @Ticketmaster , why is the service fee $661, wtf service did you provide

@drengr_TR @chiefense82 @catboyhumper

@chiefense82 @catboyhumper Jewish ahh gambling site

ok how do i sell this and get the profits to my bank acct and not my steam wallet

@MilkTruckReborn Yeah how much garlic do you want me to add to this pasta sauce? Last time you complained I used too much and it was only one tiny bulb of garlic.

any questions?

@dyingscribe Anything for my Queen

The Foot Tribute Bundle Foot Tribute FOOT

1st place in $100k Chess Tournament 🥇 Giving away $20,000 to 10 people who like & RT ❤️

@NorthernIion_LP those pesky purple links, I've never seen that site before in my life!

i dont remember searching this up

@SLA123_1 Can't park there mate

What could of been

@w0rldmap The 4th cumtowner we all forgot about, graggle

Editing myself into old cum town episodes

@kyonline22 @kvwviiju Baby that's pee pee palmer

@kvwviiju Please remove this, this is my sister whose penis was hit by a metra train and this post is very disrespectful

sorry, not sorry, not going to care about ethel cains penis because I grew up with an alcoholic, psychologically abusive father in constant state of distress, anxiety and worry about the future. hearing the key in the door every evening was my own ‘ethel cains penis' for almost 20 years

I’m giving away one Osama bin lighter for FREE! Literally like this post, retweet and comment. I’ll pick a winner within 48 hours. No Indians no Israelis

@ErrnieGerrn How were you guys able to subdue and contain such a beast

We had a security incident today.

@MORGANGOREWHORE Wow this painting alone was worth the price of admission to the museum

Yeah id say im pretty visible alright

@AHMGDN My friend just convinced me to start playing Earth Defence Force! He even bought me Insect Armageddon so we could start playing. It's really fun even though it's an older game!

俺アメリカ人好きになっちまうよ……ノリ良くて楽しい人ばかりじゃないのよ……ところで日本で超有名な男気溢れるゲームがあるんだよ。 地球防衛軍 ってゲームなんだけどね？

@pimori Success!

アメリカに私のポストが全然届かない😭