I’m supposed to be scared of this nigga patting me on the head and breathing his hot breath in my face? Do you know how quick my jab is? I’ll bust this niggas overpowered olfactory nerves all up

@UsingLyft IF you remained conscious after the first swat of that immense paw.

@UsingLyft Not so scary without that fur coat.

@UsingLyft I would explode his head with my mind. I'm never fighting a bear, I'll say whatever. I'll tear the bears heart out and show it to him while it's still beating

@UsingLyft Dark brown bro needs to *accept it* he ain’t winning

@UsingLyft He would crack your head like a walnut. Bullets regularly bounce off their skulls. That being said make sure to stream it

@UsingLyft These guys don't even have fingers lmao

@UsingLyft Funny part is yhey obligued us to fight the bear, without it attacking, and made us punch it in the jaw until one of us surrendered, we would surrender first

@UsingLyft The real American dream is fighting a bear. I don't care if you are red, white or black we've all contemplated it.

@UsingLyft I'm just wondering the logistics of trying to choke that mf out and if it's even possible. Like forget getting behind him, can I even squeeze around his neck hard enough to put him to sleep 🤣

@UsingLyft Honestly do you think there is a human alive that could beat one of these bare handed? I feel like there might be be like 100ish people that possibly could

@UsingLyft Bears can’t fight Indians, the smell of an Indian immediately overpowers a bear, if you are not Indian you can just walk by an Indian and the bear can’t even approach you for weeks, allowing you to attack the bear with no repercussions

@UsingLyft Trick that bitch ass bear into a high interest loan and watch him crumble 💪👃

@UsingLyft your massive, bulbous head and it’s gravitational pull would simply rip him to shreds as he tried to get close.

@UsingLyft The amount of people falling for this is embarrassing

@UsingLyft I know I can kill a grizzly with a bowie knife. Idgaf what anyone tells me. Nigga, I'm p grizzly myself

@UsingLyft Invasive species in America talking about harassing the local wildlife

@UsingLyft Put the beer down

@UsingLyft One word : Karate.

@UsingLyft I can with my g20

@UsingLyft Calm down Holyfield.

@UsingLyft He wouldn't even see my uppercut coming.....

@UsingLyft Honorary white American.

@UsingLyft They have no technique. Easy fight.