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You Couldnt Make It Up 🇬🇧🇺🇦

@Yucomi1

… except now they are! Look beyond the headlines. Reality now indistinguishable from satire and parody. Here for the 😂 and occasional 😡😤 Frequent sarcasm.

Somewhere, NWhere Katılım Şubat 2020
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The Intellectualist
The Intellectualist@highbrow_nobrow·
"I don't like where we are with having to fight this battle in Iran, but remember -- this is cleaning up Joe Biden and Barack Obama's mess. Unfortunately it landed in President Trump's lap." - Congressman James Comer (R-KY). @atrupar (2026). FC: False.
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Kaitlan Collins
Kaitlan Collins@kaitlancollins·
President Trump on the future of the Strait of Hormuz: "It'll be jointly controlled." By whom? "Maybe me. Maybe me. Me and the Ayatollah. Whoever the Ayatollah is, whoever the next Ayatollah is."
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Rory Stewart
Rory Stewart@RoryStewartUK·
It is so difficult to understand why Trump launched his Iran operation - an op so clearly damaging to US national interests, the global economy, Ukraine and the US’ closest allies in Europe and the Gulf. Then there is this….
Adam Cochran (adamscochran.eth)@adamscochran

5 minutes before Trump’s announcement: * $1.5B notional worth of S&P500 (ES) futures are bought in a single clip. * $192M notional of oil futures (CL) sold. More than 4x-6x any other trade size during the market close. Insiders profited from his lies in broad daylight!

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Brian Krassenstein
Brian Krassenstein@krassenstein·
BREAKING: Trump claims that Iran called him last night and that they are agreeing to "not have nuclear weapons any more". NOTE: Iran never had nuclear weapons and has always agreed to not produce nuclear weapons. Trump has no clue what he is even talking about. Iran claims they didn't even talk.
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Occupy Democrats
Occupy Democrats@OccupyDemocrats·
Here are all the contradictions, lies, and backtracks that Trump made in just ONE HOUR of blabbing to the media: 12:03 PM: Trump says he wanted a ceasefire with Iran. 12:05 PM: Trump declares victory against Iran. 12:07 PM: Trump says he’s sending Marines against Iran. 12:08 PM: Trump says no boots on the ground. 12:11 PM: Trump says he does not want a ceasefire. 12:16 PM: Trump declares victory again. 12:17 PM: Trump asks for a ceasefire with Iran. 12:23 PM: Trump says NATO are cowards for not helping him. 12:29 PM: Trump says Iran is begging for a ceasefire. 12:31 PM: Trump says everything is “perfect.” 12:36 PM: Trump says $500-a-barrel oil is a good thing. 12:37 PM: Trump demands Iran open the Straits of Hormuz. 12:39 PM: Trump says the Straits were never closed. 12:41 PM: Trump says the US is not at war with Iran. 12:42 PM: Trump declares victory against Iran again. It could not be more obvious that he does not have any kind of grasp on reality, and he needs to be removed from office by 25th Amendment ASAP. We cannot let this man be left in charge of a war with thousands of lives on the line. He has no idea what is going on, has no plan to resolve it, and can't even stick to his own lies for more than ten minutes.
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Books Behind Borders
Books Behind Borders@MHTruthUltra·
Donald Trump ran on 3 things: lower prices, keep us out of war, and slash the national debt. A year later, average gas prices has increased 40%, we’re at war with Iran, and the national debt hit an ALL TIME HIGH of $39 trillion. Getting tired of winning yet?
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Rt Hon. Will || Portfolio for Sarcasm (parody)
I’m absolutely outraged!!! I’ve just found out that Cadbury are flattening Easter Eggs into some kind of bar and are selling them all year round in a further attack on Easter!! We are a Christian country!!
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John
John@MagaGrunt1·
🇺🇸We will never see other President like this enjoy.🇺🇸
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CALL TO ACTIVISM
CALL TO ACTIVISM@CalltoActivism·
🚨BREAKING: Pam Bondi just turned to find Donald Trump FAST ASLEEP during her remarks: PAM BONDI: “We met with this president multiple times… TRUMP: ZZZZZzzzzz. Trump is completely unfit to be president.
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Glenn Ballard
Glenn Ballard@Startup_CFO_·
@FordJohnathan5 The U.S. should WITHDRAW! CUT ISRAEL OFF!!! Let Israel fight its on wars. The U.S. should have NOTHING to do with it.
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Ford News
Ford News@FordJohnathan5·
🚨 #BREAKINGNEWS Benjamin Netanyahu says it's not US decision when this war ends. It's when the IDF says this war ends. Benjamin Netanyahu on a world stage made Trump look small and powerless. 🚨
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XI Ping-Pong
XI Ping-Pong@CallenderLemus·
@atrupar Well, at least he didn’t take showers with his daughter.
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Aaron Rupar
Aaron Rupar@atrupar·
our president at wartime, folks
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The Rev. Anton Mittens 🌹👮🎓
There will be sigh of relief across the world when this crazy despot and his brainwashed regime is replaced. The sooner Trump goes the better.
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FreeThinker
FreeThinker@wla1103·
What’s scary to me is what we do without Trump. He’s the only leader willing to disrupt. Has he done enough, too much? Arguments for it all. But the man has fought and the last few years especially with X things are getting exposed. I don’t want to go backwards. Trump is a unique force of nature. If Trump of all people cant conquer uniparty & DC corruption then who could?
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Endless Capit🅰️l
Endless Capit🅰️l@endless_frank·
I’m really sick of this shit. I’m a total Trump supporter. Never voted against him. For 6 months now, markets get fucking destroyed on every attempt to rally 1%. I understand that Iran was and is a threat and we need to do what’s right for humanity by neutralizing that threat, but I’m sick of this insider shit. Some large cohort of insiders knew for 6 months what was coming and sold every single fucking rally since. This is not a market, it’s a 3rd world casino and I’m really fucking tired of it. My vote will not EVER be for a democrat. I don’t believe in open borders to criminals, I don’t believe in shoving the LGBTQ flag and transgender’ism in anyone’s faces and I don’t believe in crooked politicians that enrich themselves through fraud LLC’s and NGO’s, but I also don’t believe in is this bullshit that I’m witnessing in markets. Everything is a complete fucking fraud and maybe @TuckerCarlson has a point. The American way has lost itself. There are frauds literally everywhere on both sides of the isle and it’s destroying this country inside out.
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You Couldnt Make It Up 🇬🇧🇺🇦
@endless_frank @stocksncrypto26 Fraud? You’ve just said that’s exactly what the GOP are doing. He’s pushed up prices and government debt, ripped apart funding for families, killed US citizens, kidnapped a country’s leader. Now he’s started a war without a plan that’s affecting the rest of the world.
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Jamie Kay
Jamie Kay@TheRealJamieKay·
😂😂😂
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Anders Åslund
Anders Åslund@anders_aslund·
It is as sad as incredible. Trump has turned the US president into the least credible person in the world. After Trump has sad anything about contacts with Iran, we check with Iran whether it is true, which does not appear to be the case. If Trump said it, it must be a lie!
Ignorance, the root and stem of all evil@ivan_8848

🤡 Trump: “Iran Called Me — I Didn’t Call Them” ⠀ Donald Trump said Israel would be “very happy” with a ceasefire, adding that Iran reached out first: “They called. I didn’t call. They called.” 🤥 So, basically he just keeps lying

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Christian Nightmares
Christian Nightmares@ChristnNitemare·
Christian Nationalist congressman Andy Ogles just posted this with the following text: "This is a battle of good vs evil. We must reaffirm that our nation was built on Christian principles. ✝️ Join Us 🇺🇸"
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Rt Hon. Will || Portfolio for Sarcasm (parody)
BREAKING: They're cancelling Easter right in front of our very eyes!! I was ashamed to pick up this Easter Egg from the Easter Egg display under the Easter Egg banner at my local supermarket and NOWHERE does it say "Easter" on them.
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spin 🇺🇸
spin 🇺🇸@spinfisher·
If it happens in the middle of the night where you are, do you want to be woken up for it?
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