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You Couldnt Make It Up 🇬🇧🇺🇦
@Yucomi1
… except now they are! Look beyond the headlines. Reality now indistinguishable from satire and parody. Here for the 😂 and occasional 😡😤 Frequent sarcasm.
Somewhere, NWhere Katılım Şubat 2020
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@colder_sarcasm With him on the palm oil stuff. Is he shifting towards the green side?
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@highbrow_nobrow @atrupar The man who said only a weak leader would invade Iran. I guess he does speak the truth sometimes.
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"I don't like where we are with having to fight this battle in Iran, but remember -- this is cleaning up Joe Biden and Barack Obama's mess. Unfortunately it landed in President Trump's lap."
- Congressman James Comer (R-KY). @atrupar (2026). FC: False.
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@JGerrings @DianaBr95650186 @RoryStewartUK He’s not the one saying it. Traders are saying it, the ones who study the stock markets day after day. It’s not the first time it’s happened. It’s happened a lot with this administration.
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@DianaBr95650186 @RoryStewartUK So that makes it real lol Go educate yourself dear, it isn't your area of expertise. I guess being a radical leftist is though.
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It is so difficult to understand why Trump launched his Iran operation - an op so clearly damaging to US national interests, the global economy, Ukraine and the US’ closest allies in Europe and the Gulf.
Then there is this….
Adam Cochran (adamscochran.eth)@adamscochran
5 minutes before Trump’s announcement: * $1.5B notional worth of S&P500 (ES) futures are bought in a single clip. * $192M notional of oil futures (CL) sold. More than 4x-6x any other trade size during the market close. Insiders profited from his lies in broad daylight!
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@krassenstein He tore up the deal they signed not developing nuclear weapons.
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BREAKING: Trump claims that Iran called him last night and that they are agreeing to "not have nuclear weapons any more".
NOTE: Iran never had nuclear weapons and has always agreed to not produce nuclear weapons.
Trump has no clue what he is even talking about. Iran claims they didn't even talk.
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@OccupyDemocrats Nope, nothing wrong there. Nothing to see. All fine and dandy.
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Here are all the contradictions, lies, and backtracks that Trump made in just ONE HOUR of blabbing to the media:
12:03 PM: Trump says he wanted a ceasefire with Iran.
12:05 PM: Trump declares victory against Iran.
12:07 PM: Trump says he’s sending Marines against
Iran.
12:08 PM: Trump says no boots on the ground.
12:11 PM: Trump says he does not want a ceasefire.
12:16 PM: Trump declares victory again.
12:17 PM: Trump asks for a ceasefire with Iran.
12:23 PM: Trump says NATO are cowards for not helping him.
12:29 PM: Trump says Iran is begging for a ceasefire.
12:31 PM: Trump says everything is “perfect.”
12:36 PM: Trump says $500-a-barrel oil is a good thing.
12:37 PM: Trump demands Iran open the Straits of Hormuz.
12:39 PM: Trump says the Straits were never closed.
12:41 PM: Trump says the US is not at war with Iran.
12:42 PM: Trump declares victory against Iran again.
It could not be more obvious that he does not have any kind of grasp on reality, and he needs to be removed from office by 25th Amendment ASAP.
We cannot let this man be left in charge of a war with thousands of lives on the line. He has no idea what is going on, has no plan to resolve it, and can't even stick to his own lies for more than ten minutes.

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@MHTruthUltra He’s doing a great job. America has never been so respected. 🙃
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@MagaGrunt1 Thank god. The sooner he’s gone the better for the whole world.
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@CalltoActivism @SpanishDan1 He’s just resting his eyes.
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@Startup_CFO_ @FordJohnathan5 Too late. He went to war at Bibi’s behest. Now he’s stuck up shit creek without a paddle trying to convince himself he’s in charge.
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@FordJohnathan5 The U.S. should WITHDRAW!
CUT ISRAEL OFF!!!
Let Israel fight its on wars. The U.S. should have NOTHING to do with it.
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🚨 #BREAKINGNEWS Benjamin Netanyahu says it's not US decision when this war ends. It's when the IDF says this war ends. Benjamin Netanyahu on a world stage made Trump look small and powerless. 🚨
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@atrupar Well, at least he didn’t take showers with his daughter.
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@MittensOff Do we really have to wait 3 years? Or 7 if he goes for a third term. Although he’d lose unless the space cadet fixes it for him again.
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@wla1103 @endless_frank He wants to be king. He’s the most corrupt president ever and a convicted criminal.
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What’s scary to me is what we do without Trump.
He’s the only leader willing to disrupt. Has he done enough, too much? Arguments for it all.
But the man has fought and the last few years especially with X things are getting exposed.
I don’t want to go backwards. Trump is a unique force of nature. If Trump of all people cant conquer uniparty & DC corruption then who could?
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I’m really sick of this shit. I’m a total Trump supporter. Never voted against him. For 6 months now, markets get fucking destroyed on every attempt to rally 1%.
I understand that Iran was and is a threat and we need to do what’s right for humanity by neutralizing that threat, but I’m sick of this insider shit.
Some large cohort of insiders knew for 6 months what was coming and sold every single fucking rally since.
This is not a market, it’s a 3rd world casino and I’m really fucking tired of it.
My vote will not EVER be for a democrat. I don’t believe in open borders to criminals, I don’t believe in shoving the LGBTQ flag and transgender’ism in anyone’s faces and I don’t believe in crooked politicians that enrich themselves through fraud LLC’s and NGO’s, but I also don’t believe in is this bullshit that I’m witnessing in markets.
Everything is a complete fucking fraud and maybe @TuckerCarlson has a point. The American way has lost itself. There are frauds literally everywhere on both sides of the isle and it’s destroying this country inside out.
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@endless_frank @stocksncrypto26 Fraud? You’ve just said that’s exactly what the GOP are doing. He’s pushed up prices and government debt, ripped apart funding for families, killed US citizens, kidnapped a country’s leader. Now he’s started a war without a plan that’s affecting the rest of the world.
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@stocksncrypto26 And what is every person supporting the fraud democrat party?
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@WT_FUCK4 @anders_aslund @janet_avard More likely. Although who he called if he’s killed or badly injured all their leaders?
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It is as sad as incredible.
Trump has turned the US president into the least credible person in the world.
After Trump has sad anything about contacts with Iran, we check with Iran whether it is true, which does not appear to be the case.
If Trump said it, it must be a lie!
Ignorance, the root and stem of all evil@ivan_8848
🤡 Trump: “Iran Called Me — I Didn’t Call Them” ⠀ Donald Trump said Israel would be “very happy” with a ceasefire, adding that Iran reached out first: “They called. I didn’t call. They called.” 🤥 So, basically he just keeps lying
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@Sister_Jo77 @VLiberata63795 @brucato_mike @ChristnNitemare Seek help. You’re delusional. Jesus would be disgusted at what’s going on in his name. You’re following the anti-Christ.
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@VLiberata63795 @brucato_mike @ChristnNitemare God bless America and Israel. Crusades 2.0 Christ is king of the Jews

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