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@mrsgaius @PatrickPamment Gibbo is a strong player!

@PatrickPamment I still want to know how you got Alan Turing on your team.

The privilege of my life to have quizzed with these legends. Jarv, JG... we did it. An utter, utter joy. I could not be prouder. #onlyconnect

@BarryRoland19 A morning run then a few walking errands sees me average 17k steps a day. I'm pretty sedentary at my desk otherwise - if I had an active job it would be a lot higher. On big run days, I can hit 30k. My record was 82k after a 40 mile walk.

Don't understand people who claim to walk 20k steps a day. Occasionally, on the weekends, when I tell my wife "let's go on a long walk", and we walk all day, and I look at my phone after hours and hours of walking, I'm at like 16,230 max. Is everyone just a liar?

@Simon51649814 @VictoriaCoren I would love to see David and Victoria on the Traitors working together as a clever, logical pair (her poker background would also be useful!)... but also Bob Mortimer needs to be there, destroying David's sanity as usual.

@VictoriaCoren Please tell me BBC have asked you and your husband to be on the next series! Also, your response to the pokeball question this week on Only Connect made me belly laugh. Please never change

My column today is about the wonderful Celebrity Traitors. I open with a wistful reflection on what to do when your pumpkins deflate and you pack away your wizards’ sleeves for winter. telegraph.co.uk/tv/0/traitors-…

@HD7817843 @DirectorJonLou @ILTVNews If the guy filming felt safe enough to stand there and film, he must also have felt safe enough to try to help the guy lying next to him.

Four people were wounded after an attacker drove into pedestrians and stabbed at least one victim outside the Heaton Park Hebrew Congregation Synagogue in Manchester. The assault took place during Yom Kippur, the holiest day in the Jewish calendar. Armed police eliminated the terrorist at the scene. Greater Manchester Police declared a “major incident” under the Plato protocol, used for possible terror threats. Both the prime minister and the city’s mayor condemned the attack, stressing its severity given the sacred timing of the Jewish holiday. Investigations into the attacker’s motives are ongoing.

@TomLevins1 I'm not saying something dodgy isn't going on, but that maths doesn't look correct. Please could you explain how you calculated the 5 false positive percentage? Thanks

Chances of winning the EuroMillions Jackpot: 0.000000715112% Chances of receiving five "False Positive" COVID Tests: 0.000000000000003% Klopp tried to claim 10 Liverpool players had False Positives today. Corruption of the highest order.

@Sb__1979 @evolvepolitics He's laughing at you. Or rather smirking.

This is genuinely more embarrassing than anything in The Thick of It. You literally couldn't write it.

@L1ND4K @lynne_2009 I'm scared of bad leorards too. And tirgers.

@lynne_2009 We don't all like bad leorards and Y's in our faces. What a piece of shit

@ChrisCarey1973 Why do you think bbc1 wasn't family entertainment?

@Adamz09 Why do you think it was woke?

@Purplehilled What made it woke, in your opinion?

Wtf is this shit from #bbc1 worst one I’ve ever seen. #GowokeGobroke

@ElysianDaze What was PC about it? Do you know what 'PC' actually means?

What's this pc ****** on #BBC1

@splinterdream @salerio Do you only like to watch straight people? Are you scared you might turn gay?

@Daminous_Purity What propaganda?

That utter sh*t is another perfect example of why the #BBC needs to be defunded once and for all. People should not be forced to pay a #TVlicence for such utter bullsh*t and propaganda being spewed all over the UK TV. #BBC1 and as a whole should be fu*king ashamed #DefundTheBBC

@splinterdream There was nothing wrong with the show.

@Willsandbells What didn't you enjoy?

We are sitting here in disbelief at the utter shite. WTF is happening? #bbc1

@liamjt25 What agenda did you think you saw? I'd be more worried about you pushing your views on your kids, tbh...

@stutheyido @mpk @SadiqKhan Where does he mention race?

@mpk @SadiqKhan I didn’t say it was controversial. Just asked them why Race and diversity was raised. When for me,only racists look at that !

As Big Ben bongs and we welcome a new year, London sends a message loud and clear, Everyone is welcome and not just tolerated, Our diversity and dynamism is celebrated, So from my family to yours, and from me to you, London - I wish you a very Happy 2022.

@Polish_62 @JoshuaCavallo He's literally the only male top-flight footballer in the world to come out as gay while still playing, so I don't see how you can say the ship has sailed. He's the first passenger! And good on him 👏

@DjChov @iAm_KingDave @isaiahthomas What are you talking about? It's spelt 'football' in English, whether you're talking about gridiron or soccer.

@iAm_KingDave @isaiahthomas That’s how it’s spelled futbol. That Spanish way of saying it. But everyone says it like that. Football is the American sport football 🏈 lol

OMG. I gotta put my kids in Futbol lol

@rationalhuman15 @FutbolBible @DevilsOfUnited Obviously it's just a turn of phrase,it means the tongue drops backwards and obstructs the airways. It's not a literal phrase, but the problem it describes is real.

@FutbolBible @DevilsOfUnited Please stop spreading misinformation... It could actually harm people in that situation...