Zack Karpa
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Zack Karpa
@ZackKarpa
🇺🇸 🇨🇦 Combat Veteran,Black Belt, & dual citizen of the best continent on earth! I go where the least bullshit is
Katılım Aralık 2011
54 Takip Edilen127 Takipçiler


@stephietweetss Your tweets get zero likes and you foam at the mouth for clavicular and do nothing about it
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@fitaishere @MarketGawd what the hell is his dad doing here lmao.
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@MarketGawd Such a wholesome dad that can't even notice his awkward dead inside son, truly parent of the year. Like are you retarded
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Man this shit is terrifying cause I could see myself as a dad just like his dad. You could be the best, most wholesome pops and still end up with a Clavicular
Barragers@barragers
Clavicular fans dug up an old video of him graduating from middle school. 😭
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Giannis Antetokounmpo responds to people asking why he’s with his wife.
“I’ve heard so many things. ‘Why is Giannis with this wife? He could be with a model. Not one model but ten!’ But I am with my wife because she tells me the truth. She loves me, she will tell me whenever I do anything wrong. She will tell my kids the truth. I know that she will kill for my kids and she would even kill me for them. I know that she won’t let my kids get a big head, and that’s the most important thing for me. I am in love. I am in love with her. As a woman and as a mother.”
(Via: Anesteathepodcast)

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@JoshHoldsCourt @aspenn_colorado it’s autocorrect you retard. He spelled it normally up above. You thought you cooked there
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@aspenn_colorado “fir” isn’t a fucking word 😂 if the birthday gift was real he would’ve lead with that. Women love that shit and we all know it, that was bs.
The second guy is clearly gay, so 🤷🏻♂️ 😉😂
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@ginomobbsdeep @jakeshieldsajj What a faggot. You find dudes in your family more attractive?
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Is this guy actually popular, or is he just being forced on our algorithms
Clavicular Updates@Clav0Updates
Clavicular’s girlfriend Lily BROKE DOWN and started SOBBING while BEGGING for him to STAY after Clavicular BROKE UP with her to due to her being MANIPULATIVE (FULL) 😳💔
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@Caseveil he kept his distance after saying he’d eat it no problem lol
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@DramaAlert why is this whore pretending to dance with men on stream
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@Post40_ that’s not what it means. Going nuclear is destroying everything around you at that moment. Doesn’t have to be physical. I would also jokingly call this going nuclear but your definition is wrong. Removing tvs for everyone to make a point is going nuclear though!
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I’ve always used the phrase “going nuclear,” meaning we’re going to solve this right now instead of dancing around it.
This summer we leaned on the TV a little too much while getting ready for the new baby this fall. One night I shut it off and caught attitude from my oldest and tears from my youngest. My first instinct was to get upset at their reaction.
After they went to bed, I thought about it and came to the obvious conclusion that this was my fault.
So we went nuclear.
The TVs are now in storage.

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@kaylee_pov Why is she in a bikini and her kid looks like he’s going to work?
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@ZackKarpa It starts with reading comprehension for you
Go study up and we can chat
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People weren’t lying about people being losers on planes
My wife flew with our baby and had two guys beside her rolling their eyes and being constantly annoyed at her despite our baby crying only for 15 minutes on a 3 hour flight
If you can’t empathize with families and trying to raise the next generation, you’re a loser
Society needs to flip it: shun those who make it awkward around having kids
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