Pepito Cucciolini

the catfu master does not repeat mistakes he evolves 🐱🔥

@IsraeliPM lol YOU ARE THE RUTHLESS ENEMY

A morally superior civilization may still fall to a ruthless enemy if it does not have the power to defend itself. No offense was meant.

Prime Minister Benjamin Netanyahu: More fake news about my attitude towards Christians, who are protected and flourish in Israel. Let me be clear: I did not denigrate Jesus Christ at my news conference this evening.

the duel escalated until the catfu master revealed his final hand 🐱♠️

Day 9 with no marijuana. Feeling great

RIP Chuck Norris even the catfu masters bow in respect 🐱🥋

@Cherry_GirlRose (grandi uomini dai grandi valori)

@Cherry_GirlRose A pensare male si fa sempre peccato, ma nulla mi togliera' dalla testa che Reale e Tizzoni sono dei [REDATTO]

Oggi Nuzzi sarà stato inondato di telefonate da Reale e Tizzoni per impostare la scaletta della puntata partendo subito da pagina 90 e 91 di quel libro, per poi passare alle foto dei piedi. #garlasco

the duel reached its end when the sky answered 🐱🛩️

@agambella Questa era quella che lo PREGAVA di ingravidarla coi sui "geni" superiori?

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@Agenzia_Ansa Se racconti una bugia 100 volte, nel 2026 non diventa verita', ci siamo anche rotti il cazzo. L'unico rischio (certezza) e' che qualsiasi governo salga al potere fara' sempre il male degli Italiani e sara' sempre asservito al deep state. Vergognatevi, traditori della Patria.

Crosetto: "C'è il rischio terrorismo, sono centinaia le cellule dormienti iraniane. Sono presenti in tutto il mondo". Lo ha detto il ministro della Difesa precisando che "attacchi diretti all'Italia da parte dell'Iran non sono in questo momento presi in considerazione". #ANSA ansa.it/sito/notizie/p…

@Agenzia_Ansa Due paroline sul fatto che Netacoso si autodefinisce l'Anticristo potreste anche spenderle eh

MEDIO ORIENTE | Erdogan: "Israele ha ucciso migliaia di persone, possa Dio distruggerlo". Lo ha affermato il leader turco durante una cerimonia per la conclusione del Ramadan. #ANSA ansa.it/sito/notizie/m…

@TheFreaks870524 @Zhanglimmortale SI DICE NARCISISTA COVEEEEEEEEEEEERRRRRT!!!

@Zhanglimmortale Il narcisista proietta sempre i suoi problemi sugli altri

Questa è praticamente una confessione… #Bruzzone #Garlasco

@Settimo777 @AnnaVagli Andare a fare certe figure di palta sulla rete nazionale senza compenso, sarebbe patologico.

@ZambarusTheReal @AnnaVagli Ma no, mica la pagano.

Questa sera a partire dalle 22.10 su Rai2

@euronationalizt @ResidentOfSound I can assure you're retarded

@ResidentOfSound I can assure you I sat in places like that while being broke

Being broke in Italy still beats being rich anywhere else

@escapefrommelos That's just the average middle class...

meanwhile in reality most broke people in italy have this view every day

Day 10 with 0 marijuana. Feeling great

🇺🇸 🇺🇸 🇺🇸 The good guys won @ogafroman is a American hero

The Afroman Trial. -Cops raid Afromans house for bullshit reasons. -Steal money, break his door, fuck his house up. -No criminality found whatsoever, no charges at all pressed on Afroman. -Afroman spends the next 3 years making songs that make fun of all the officers involved by name, even using footage of the raid from his own CCTV cameras. -Songs had titles like "Randy Walters is a son of a bitch" and "Lick Em Low Lisa" accusing one of the officers of being a lesbian and sleeping with the other officers wives. -During the raid one officer looked like he was about to eat some lemon pound cake sitting on Afromans counter, Afroman made a whole album calling the officer fat. -The cops get mad and file a lawsuit for defamation. -Afroman turns up to court in a whole American flag suit. -Officers performatively mald and cry while listening to the songs really trying to oversell how badly the songs upset them. -One officer was suing because Afroman made a whole song about him saying he was fucking the officers wife. When the officer was asked if Afroman was really fucking his wife, he said "I don't know". Nuking his own case and establishing that there is a non-zero chance that Afroman might actually be fucking his wife. -As his only witness for the trial, Afroman brought a deputies EX FUCKING WIFE. -The jury ruled completely in favour of Afroman. This entire thing has been a great win for free speech and absolutely fucking hilarious.

La procura di Cagliari ha chiuso le indagini nei confronti di Roberta Bruzzone indagata per stalking di gruppo ai danni di Elisabetta Sionis, psicologa forense, consulente in diversi casi di omicidio e oggi giudice del tribunale per i minorenni di Cagliari, e della figlia minorenne. #ANSA ansa.it/sito/notizie/c…