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Formerly Human
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Formerly Human
@Zeitsturm
Aspiring superfluous man Professional Foid-babbler
Neuschwabenland Katılım Nisan 2024
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@Zeitsturm true story a gf once became convinced i was cheating on her because i read one of these with gold print and glitter kept coming off on my hands. i had no idea where it was coming from
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>Creates a book series that destroys itself if you try to read it
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Penguin classics cooking up either the best or worst book covers ive ever seen in my life
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Iran or israel or someone started systematically downing Turkish Airlines flights a lot of future men would be saved from male pattern baldness.
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Guy who is torn between reading Steven kings tit or The Count of Monte Cristo
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I never got why an adult would read Steven kings "it" the entire lord of the rings trilogy with appendices is roughly the same length and not about some fuckass town called Derry or some shit.
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I never got why an adult would read Steven kings "it" the entire lord of the rings trilogy with appendices is roughly the same length and not about some fuckass town called Derry or some shit.
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The penguin deluxe edition of gravity's rainbow has like a 240p picture of a german proganda leaflet on the back and it lowkey looks like shit
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Penguin classics cooking up either the best or worst book covers ive ever seen in my life
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@prer4ph Very funny because imagine owning a book with the express purpose of not reading it and also having that fact instantly clockable
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@Zeitsturm >read it
there was your mistake. They're only spec'd for shelf decoration
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@Zeitsturm I read it and it's not worth reading unless you're a big Steven King fan
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Ive done this btw incase any of you guys are curious.
Formerly Human@Zeitsturm
@rhodocha Post them to a secret alternate account and leave clues in your tweets to the handle of it for your driven gooner followers.
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Sometimes I get into like tumblr or letterboxd feminist discourse and they say shit like "men cant comment on this issue, except transmascs and enbies" and I have to mentally cope with the fact their genuine beleifs are funnier than my satire.
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I love ftm discourse because theyre always accidentally debating the ontology of gender to justify larping.
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@rhodocha Post them to a secret alternate account and leave clues in your tweets to the handle of it for your driven gooner followers.
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imagine if you woke up from a coma and the first thing you saw was the mold in your fridge now talking and walking and demanding stuff from you
Dark,Odd,Conspiracy@DarkOddCon
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@nagamyzuna @MobyDickSpoiler I could totally out stripper moby
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