the Culture's strongest hedonist

cruise ships are the closest things we have to starships and for that reason I think they’re really cool

AI powered sex bot but it’s just a guy in the philippines jacking you off remotely

@AUXCORDCRIMINAL Lmao

Young hoes developing feelings over imessage games

the universe has the strangest way of dropping the most interesting things into your life at the funniest moments

@ItalianLichKing I was very excited for Marathon because I played the server slam and it rocked. I’m moderately excited for Dune 3.

@ZootedSCAgent Like what

Do you people really get excited for a movie or game dropping?

@bucephalus424 too optimistic

Histories of stagflation and the neoliberal turn are about to get a lot more interesting since there are very good odds we are about to enter the Final Stage of it all

1973, 1979, 2026

BRO LOL

few things bother me more than how much I fit my astrology chart

LOL

Marathon is a very smart game with smart writers. You can tell because the anarchist faction only sells explosives and has you commit mostly petty property destruction.

I CAN’T FOCUS AAAAGGAHHHHHHH

@DougLain I think people would be less mad at you guys less often if you simply caveat your statements with this lol

It's true, but that doesn't mean we have to LIKE it or that this is good.

The Afroman Trial. -Cops raid Afromans house for bullshit reasons. -Steal money, break his door, fuck his house up. -No criminality found whatsoever, no charges at all pressed on Afroman. -Afroman spends the next 3 years making songs that make fun of all the officers involved by name, even using footage of the raid from his own CCTV cameras. -Songs had titles like "Randy Walters is a son of a bitch" and "Lick Em Low Lisa" accusing one of the officers of being a lesbian and sleeping with the other officers wives. -During the raid one officer looked like he was about to eat some lemon pound cake sitting on Afromans counter, Afroman made a whole album calling the officer fat. -The cops get mad and file a lawsuit for defamation. -Afroman turns up to court in a whole American flag suit. -Officers performatively mald and cry while listening to the songs really trying to oversell how badly the songs upset them. -One officer was suing because Afroman made a whole song about him saying he was fucking the officers wife. When the officer was asked if Afroman was really fucking his wife, he said "I don't know". Nuking his own case and establishing that there is a non-zero chance that Afroman might actually be fucking his wife. -As his only witness for the trial, Afroman brought a deputies EX FUCKING WIFE. -The jury ruled completely in favour of Afroman. This entire thing has been a great win for free speech and absolutely fucking hilarious.

fuck the past marry the future kill the present

Lol

@AngryPossum69 god forbid a diva get a lil motion

Freddy('s got) Mercury (poisoning)

“communism sounds great in theory but it’s just not possible”

@daveanthony I could believe it. Many parking lots have them now. And the bay area alone is probably sizable chunk of that

the Culture novels are so good, in The Player of Games, the MC gets bullied for never having gay sex or a sex change 😂😂😂