ʞrista ❥

My husband currently 😂

A friendly reminder that when you used to rent videos from us. We didn’t care who you shared it with… As long as you returned it on time. @netflix

I’m just so sick of being broke, tired, and in pain.

Please give me the strength today to not punch a bitch in the face.

We know you didn’t ask but we’re team Selena

I'm that girl who wears her husband's shirts to the gym and not because I think it's cute, but because I've accidentally shrunk them and they no longer fit him 😅🤣

My autoimmune disease has really taken a toll on my mental health. Sometimes, it feels as if there is no end to this nightmare. 😔

@GhostLifestyle I know this was limited edition, but I really need you guys to bring it back. Im cherishing my last few scoops 😭😭

A 10 year old girl in LA wanted a unicorn license. She wrote Animal Care, and they replied brilliantly. 🥰🥰

before this is misconstrued, I actually love it. just sayin

Autoimmune flare ups are the absolute worst, I feel like im in constant hell. I can hardly function any other time let alone during a flare up.

Whoever said the top tier of their wedding cake a year later tastes good. You all are fucking liars becausr that shit is absolutely vile 😂

People always tell introverts to be more talkative and leave their comfort zones, yet no one tells extroverts to shut up and make the zone comfortable.

EVERYTHING SHE DOES AFTER THIS POINT IS VALID, WARRANTED, LEGITIMATE, JUSTIFIABLE!!!!! FIGHT ME!!!!!#HouseOfTheDragon

We’re coming. Tour’s coming. Album’s coming. Tom’s coming. Tickets on sale Monday. New song “Edging” out Friday. blink182.com

spooky

IT’S OCTOBER BITCHES

corgika magica

How excited are you for pumpkin spice cream cold brews? Me:

Corgneto