Luke Marchant

@CurrentRevolt @JakeLang did they go to @longjohnsilvers afterwards?

Total clown show happening at Frisco City Council as @JakeLang has shown up to do his usual grift.

.... @GrandOleParr

Wow… The Swatch x AP was $4,387 yesterday morning. Now they’re selling for $1,200. Thats a 72% crash in 24 hours. People camped 8 days and fought in the streets for these. Once Swatch confirmed they’re producing millions, the prices started tanking.

Let me explain what just happened with the Swatch x AP collab… People camped outside stores for 8 days to buy them. The watch retails for $400. It’s reselling for $910 right now. That’s $510 profit. Sounds good right? Now do the math. 8 days is 192 hours. $510 divided by 192 hours is $2.65 an hour… That is below minimum wage in every single state in America. Now here’s the part nobody is talking about… Swatch has no supply limit on this watch. They’re going to make millions of them. In one week you’ll be able to walk in the store and buy one for $400. People camped on a sidewalk for 8 days to make below minimum wage on a product that’s going to be available everywhere within a few days… This is what reselling has become.

@GrandOleParr @EvanAutry North Park is closed as well

Police called to Austin Swatch store at 5:45am where line was around the block for 9am opening. Told crowd of hundreds waiting for a Swatch + AP Royal Pop Collab to leave immediately or be arrested.

Everything. He. Touches.

T.G.I.F. meets the NOTORIOUS R.I.B. at Stiles Switch today! 🔥 🔥 We take our Smoked Beef Rib (avg 1.25lbs) and set it on a bed of golden fried tater tots. We then finish it off with a drizzle of our house Chile con Queso. 🔥 We’ve got all the Smoked Meats & Good Times ready!

MITCHELL MARNER ARE YOU KIDDING?! Undisputed GOAL OF THE PLAYOFFS 😵😮‍💨

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@BurgosGOP ...Pass the Aux

oh the beautiful sport of ✨ hockey ✨

@rjrusak A classic tale, explained by John Candy. youtube.com/watch?v=eCS7qP…

Why in the world are they doing O Canada in a game between 2 American teams? It's bad enough that we allow that crap when one of their sad-sack teams is on the ice.

ICYMI @RenzoDowney

Florida being Florida

Playoff hockey in Montreal is a movie 🍿

@jmayvilletx @TexasAFP @gcollinstx @SenBryanHughes nooo... but yessss.... congrats dude!

After 5 amazing years with @TexasAFP and 6 working alongside @gcollinstx, this chapter is coming to a close. I’m excited to announce that I’ve accepted a new role as Communications Director for my friend @SenBryanHughes - a principled leader and respected statesman. #txlege

oh this is gold

@LaurenCott @BarryBecnel Garland Dog Catcher

@BarryBecnel 💯💯💯

What office will Allen West seek next? HOA president. #txlege