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@AbbottEddi5270 It's a foam cloud block from a foam machine, they carve them into shapes at parties and let them float into the air. youtube.com/watch?app=desk…

STOP WHAT YOURE DOIN’ CUZ I’M ABOUT TO RUIN…… EVERYTHING YOU BELIEVED UFO COULD DO!!! This son of a BISCUT Eatin’ Fool just got super crazy!!! This just in!! United States East Coast This group of young people were outside doing what young people do…. Then they watched a FRICKIN’ CLOUD come down to the ground… and start “driving around” the Damn Street like a Car!!!! Y’all… I’ve been telling the World for over 6 frickin’ years… when I first became a Whistleblower….. THEY CREATE CLOUDS TO SURROUND THEIR CRAFT WHICH STAY ENCAPSULATED WITHIN THEIR GRAVITATIONAL BUBBLE!!! This is what they just captured……. You better call somebody!!!! @JonStewartIL

@arcticinstincts It may actually be a natural phenomenon that humans lose interest in procreating when earth detects overcrowding, we really don't know. Won't be the first family line to end or the last.

POV: It is 2026 in USA. You are a couple who both carry the recessive DINK gene mutation for preferring traveling over having kids. You have 100 GBs of selfies in mid tourist destinations but 0 children. You are about to experience natural selection.

@uryuubrainrot @reddit_lies I was definitely a little female Kimba the White Lion in the 60s and if I had the chance to wear a mask I would have. I wouldn't have thought myself that thing irl but for play, absolutely. I'd be put off by any adult who suggested I was really actually a lion though. Weird. :/

@reddit_lies Y'all are so fucking sensitive and out of touch that it's insane, it's beyond normal for literal children to play pretend animals??? Like half of my junior high was playing Warrior Cats on the playground and had their own clans and shit, these kids are literally 12 and y'all mad

Predditor.

@reddit_lies They can add it to their widely circulated 'List of Banned Books' that you can buy at any bookstore or grab from any library.

Lol, lmao even

@fight4newjersey During the start of that 'epidemic' of lantern flies, I saw them at two different truck stops, clustered under the awnings, literally distributing themselves, hitching rides on assorted trucks and cars. They WERE trying to invade with intelligence. :( We stomped them cold in PA.

Remember when lantern bugs came to New Jersey and FAFO'd? Good times.

@learning_yohei In the 60s we were traditionally offered Spanish and French as our second language, but not until high school. And with French, with little chance to use the skill afterwards most of us forget what we've learned by adulthood.

僕は日本人なので、日本語が第一言語です。そして、多くの日本人は第二言語として、英語を学んでいます🇯🇵🥰 そこで、アメリカ人に質問があります。アメリカ人は第二言語として、どんな言語を学んでいますか？🇺🇸🤭

I like to write serials for a forum I frequent and they've always been well received. But second chapter into my latest and someone asks if it's being written by AI and it made my hands curl. :(

@wakeupnj They still get the majority vote because rich people don't mind paying more, which is great, and poor people want the benefits. Only people that hurt are the dwindling middle class.

It's crazy New Jersey, I've never seen car/home insurances so high, taxes through the roof, electric bills completely out of control, rent is absolutely ludicrous, cost of living completely out of hand and a budget that never stops increasing, while spending never stops And these Democrats here keep getting into office while these things happen under their control, the messaging writes itself, wake folks up to the madness going on in Jersey, and who's at fault

@ClownWorld They'll sell out in a week. There's plenty of young childless couples who would give anything to find a house they can afford, even a really tiny one.

@Playteaux1 They moved away from 'beauty contest' into the realm of just overall awesomeness awhile ago and the willing contestants are just catching up with that. She seems like a cool person, very pretty and put-together, has a friendly demeanor and exudes confidence. I wish her luck! <3

The Girl in Red Just Became Miss Vermont

@reddit_lies This is heartbreaking on so many levels.

This exhausted me just reading it.

@wakeupnj I live in the pine barrens. It's very nice: inexpensive, safe and quiet. I hope NJ doesn't ruin it with real estate development the way they have with everything else. So far they've been pretty good about keeping it pristine. Here's hoping! <3

Did you know there is a desert in New Jersey? The pine barrens cover 22% of NJ, is home to one of the most important water sources in the country, barely anyone lives there, they say it can't be used for agriculture but cranberries grow there & it's made almost entirely of sand

@MetamateDaz They establish at the beginning that the insurance company already paid out on the diamond and were looking to recover it. She'd already gotten the money or someone had. She just didn't want the insurance company to have it.

I used to think this ending was unrealistic why would anyone just throw away $1,000,000s of dollar worth of their children and grandchildren’s inheritance for a brief moment of relief then i learned about boomers and it all made sense

@TheCinesthetic That movie was SO funny. I near died when Whoopie says "We came on a rocket car." :P

The “Hitler’s car” scene in Rat Race (2001) is pure chaos comedy. Jon Lovitz accidentally driving a vintage Mercedes into a WWII veterans’ rally is one of the wildest slapstick moments of the 2000s.

@MetamateDaz Most sold everything they had to come to America.

2 parents 4 grandparents 8 great grandparents 16 great great grandparents 32 great great great grandparents 64 great great great great grandparents 128 great great great great great grandparents and not a single one of them passed down a house?

@graciefacelove I used to have them go through their own toys and put in a bin anything they wanted to 'donate' to Goodwill. They know best what they play with and it helps them learn to prevent clutter by organizing and prioritizing.

I am pretty sure my kids have not played with 95%+ of any of these items in their bins in their bedrooms. What if instead of spending hours organizing and going through it, I just threw it all out?!

@reddit_lies And if you subscribe to ANY of the subs THEY don't like, you are banned from all the other subs, whether you posted there or not. So you can't even VIEW other opinions without losing access to the rest of the site.

No lies detected.

@17TBIYTC23 Fish antibiotics? :p

My right ear is hurting so badly. Tried Sudafed. Tried Zyrtec. Poured some peroxide in. Still hurts. Still feels full. I’ll be damned if I’m breaking my “no doctor visits since 2019” over a friggin ear ache. The dizziness is annoying…and less than ideal. Thoughts?

@wakeupnj I worked in Eatontown and lived at the shore. Fridays, it was impossible to drive home on the parkway, which would back up for miles at the toll booths. I knew at least three alternate ways to get home. Backroads, dirt roads even.... :)

Is this full accurate 🧐 New Jersey? I've used the GSP from time to time but my travels mostly use 130/295/Rt42 or the NJ Turnpike to get around the garden state

@ibrahimlari7 Covid was a pretty big factor in Trumps first term numbers. Because it was rather unprecedented, that probably 'should' be notated.

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