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@ThisIsCarrie Lol took me about 2 hours to write 1 line….

Do a lot of strategy and micro content these days so it was actually really nice to write an article today for a change. Took me longer than it used to, mind!

@petercrouch You look like an AI image of ‘someone too tall to play football scoring a great goal’

Incredible from Mbappe but I was doing this shit in 2006

@TomChampion You mean yours don’t…?

@nectar any proof reading jobs going ;) ps happy to take payment in some free points…. Feel free to let me know your aswer here.

@caitlinmoran Basil brush….”Boom, Boom”…

Who has a catchphrase short enough to fit on tits?

@DeadJackals Shared (I think) :)

Is this A: An office party B: A cabinet meeting C: Thursday D: The Matrix #Boris #Questionnaire

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@UberEats @kenanthompson @Iamkelmitchell Would be nice to get some customer service…thanks for taking my money for food passed it’s sell by date…

Starting a petition for the #GoodBurger car. You in, @kenanthompson and @iamkelmitchell? 👀

….within 5 minutes of walking into @timminchin gig and you have already clocked that the merch is being put in plastic bags… then you hear a non red headed chap say “wow there are lots of Ginger people here” welcome back to Brighton Tim 😂 #brighton #canvasbag #timminchin

@TheLastLeg Don’t be a prick. Get a prick. #TestingSlogans

Pro Acryl 62-Paint Set Giveaway #giveaway #win #warmongers #warhammer kingsumo.com/g/cb3p13/huge-…

The third award is the Best Customer Service Award sponsored by @global and goes to… @PaxtonAccess Congratulations! #BAHBA19

The International Business of the Year 2018 winner is @PaxtonAccess #SBA18 #Sussex

@Hobbycraft_BTN this was the 3rd spot we tried but we got 1 :) so I know at least 2 more are gone...

Edwin Starrs WAR would make a great basis for a VAR football chant I feel....youtu.be/dQHUAJTZqF0 @GaryLineker @petercrouch #football #englandfans #WorldCupRussia2018 #WorldCup18 #VAR