Tyrion Lannister

@TheRedViper I heard the ear emoji is better 🌽

If there's a better emoji than the eyes emoji I haven't seen it. 👀

@TheRedViper Whoa! Easy there, fella. Two tweets in one day...save some of that data plan for an emergency!

Ryan Seacrest looks old in the rain.

One picture always inspired Egg to write magnificent prose. It was a pic of Edgar Allan Poe and a tree. The French called it "Poe et Tree."

C'mon? #ArrestedDevelopment #netflix

DIRT IS MR. SPARKLE'S ENEMY. NORTH KOREA BUILT ON BIG PILE OF DIRT. YOU DO THE MATH.

How to explain #gameofthrones characters to your clueless friends. #got

I can't understand why they don't lighten the eyebrows of Daenerys & Cersei in #GoT Everytime I see a pic/promo I wanna scream "wig!!" #fb

27 Minutes Of Fat Guy Running Through Snow Renewed For 4th Season #GoT

@_The_Imp_ the night is dark and full of pleasures...

Knock knock. Who's there? Doorbell repairman.

KIM JONG-UN, JOIN ME OR DIE. CAN YOU DO ANY LESS?

Week's Top Story: ‘Game Of Thrones’ Opens With Every Character Getting Fingered While Discussing Arrival Of Winter onion.com/Xixn0C

So .@batemanjason .@MitchHurwitz .@RealRonHoward ...see you May 26th? #ArrestedDevelopment

Jules Verne envisioned the 1st camera-phone in his writings in 1866. This was only after his less promising prediction of the camera-toaster

Morgan Freeman narrating your colonoscopy would undoubtedly make it a far more enjoyable experience.

MR. SPARKLE PROMISED SUPER BOWL ADD 16 YEARS AGO, BUT IT WAS BANISHED TO LAND OF WIND AND GHOSTS. WILL THIS BE THE YEAR IT ESCAPES AND AIRS?

WHY IS DARKNESS DISRESPECTFUL TO SUPER BOWL? I AM FILLED WITH SHAME BUT CANNOT SEE BECAUSE LIGHT HAS BEEN BANISHED FROM STADIUM.

SHAME ON YOU, OPRAH! IF U HAD USE MR. SPARKLE, FOODSTUFFS WOULD BE BANISH FROM DISHES & YOU'D GAIN SUPER STRENGTH TO LIFT BIRTHDAY GIFT.