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@matthewjzammit @pokeefe1 Lol, it's not yamal's fault digne's awareness is shite, can't punish players for finding opportunities

@________78____ @pokeefe1 Needs a rule change. Knew zero about the ball. Just saw an opportunity and threw himself at the ball, hitting it with his arm in the process. That’s not football.

We have a game now 😬

@matthewjzammit @pokeefe1 Yamal was smart enough to see the opportunity, that's a stonewall penalty

@pokeefe1 We have a cheat in Yamal. Needs a rule change. He knew nothing of the ball. Just saw a chance and launched himself in there

Digne😭

@indykaila @ManUtd Leaking roof finally getting repaired?

🚨 MANCHESTER UNITED FANS, ARE YOU EVEN ALIVE RIGHT NOW?! STAY AWAKE – THIS IS NOT A DRILL! A UPDATE is exploding 💣 at 10:30 PM... @ManUtd are SHAKING the football world and NOT standing still!

@HotspurLane 5

What would you rate Cristian Romero’s time at #THFC /10? 🤷‍♂️🇦🇷

@Lilywhite_Rose @FabrizioRomano Lol, these lot are struggling to pay €30m for curtis jones but think they'll be able to sign romero😭

🚨#thfc Inter Milan have held talks with Spurs over recent days for Cuti Romero. Inter are keen on a deal but costs very high. Barça also like Cuti Romero. @FabrizioRomano

@Markyb610 I just don't see it, the next TV deal will be even bigger, prem clubs will be forced to keep buying abroad because it will be very expensive to cherry pick from other prem clubs, quality players at smaller clubs will have to run down their contracts to get big moves

@________78____ Im all for it but I do not see the market staying as it is for yrs & yrs.

Dream replacement for youri for me would have to be Wharton. He will 100% be an £100m plus player & a england starter in a couple of years time . #avfc

@Markyb610 As long as prem clubs have lots of money it's not going to change, smaller clubs don't need to sell their best players now so bigger clubs will have to pay massive fees to land those players

@________78____ He is in this market...the point was how long will the market remain this crazy

@NLAHamilton Won't happen . No LW on the market is worth 100m+

Conspiracy theory time: I reckon the reason we still haven't pulled the trigger on Savinho is because we're lining up a marquee left-winger signing and are about to smash our transfer record for the third time this summer.

@BolyEnjoyer @catrinavfc @villareport @Record_Portugal 100%, very clutch player, one of the main reasons we stayed up last season

@catrinavfc @villareport @Record_Portugal He’d be a really solid signing for yous, Replacing Youri and Digne isn’t gonna be easy but it’s a chance for Maatsen to prove he’s ready with someone like Estupinan as understudy, Palhinha isn’t remotely close to Tielemans as a player but very similar experience and leadership

🚨 NEW: Aston Villa are considering a move for João Palhinha. @Record_Portugal #avfc

@hotspurreports @abolapt No thank you, he would be perfect for arsenal though, he and saliba can send each other indecent videos of underage boys

🚨🇳🇴 Tottenham, Liverpool & Chelsea all monitoring Benfica winger Andreas Schjelderup, with Benfica demanding €40m. The 22-year-old is open to a new challenge this summer after impressing for Norway at the World Cup. [@abolapt]

@AliceTalksFooty They've sold like 500m worth of players in the last few years

Man City potentially spending over £200m on Anderson and Bouaddi despite spending £100m+ on Gonzales and Reijnders in 2025 is nuts.. Where do they get all this money?🤔

@DykaRivers @moogwai1975 No way this is a real human😂

@moogwai1975 Ask yourself why those clauses exist, you wont see them in man utd players contracts

Its an utter madness that Aston Villa have just qualified for the CL and are now having to strip their squad of first team players in order to comply. If they lose watkins, rogers, digne and tielemens, they are going backwards going into next season, when they should be beefing up what they already have. Fans of the sky 6, point at there clubs commercial revenues and stadiums, like its a justifiable reason for them to pick off the players from other teams. Set a hard cap on spending, that any club can use the limit of, if they can prove they can cover. Then see which clubs come out on top, not because they sell shirts i. random coutries or host the NFL, base it on scouting, recruitment, coaching and making wise decisions.

@owenthfc__ He's their most clutch player

Thank fuck for that. He was such a pain in the arse to come up against, not just for them lot but Brighton too

My Italian wife won't agree, but ketchup tastes better on pizza than pizza sauce does, so I make my pizza that way in secret and eat it quickly before she comes home.

@HotspurLane Send him out on loan to a belgian pro league club

Luca Williams-Barnett in #THFC pre-season training this afternoon! 👀💫 Should he be given a chance with the first team this season? 🤷‍♂️

@HotspurLane @HimothyReports Of course he does, sack him now

🚨 #THFC boss Roberto De Zerbi LOVES Conor Gallagher. 🇮🇹🤝🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿 @HimothyReports

@Kish_P14 If he doesn't want them the club needs to loan them out not sell permanently, it's simple common sense, going by the way this club has been moving recently there's a very big chance de zerbi won't even be at the club next summer

From what I understand he just doesn’t love developing young players This is where the club must have some sort of backbone to not strip us of our future

@simply_japheth @_griseldafly @CEO_LK_ @utdcynical Manchester united fans know very little about football ~ Paul pogba

@_griseldafly @CEO_LK_ @utdcynical Shut up man he's a premier league winner with Leicester City ffs when did you started watching football?

Okay so do we think Tielemans is better than Mateus Fernandes?