Unga Bunga

@Torykbirdthrowa "Gravy anchor"

@Torykbirdthrowa I saw a post recently that was like "yeah we have these massive gravy anchors on our sci fi star ships to sling us into gravity wells and such" and someone asks what powers the main engines "oh we have a plasma generator spinning a turbine that produces energy thru steam"

while they are not wrong, the practice of consuming Corpse Starch in 40k has been VASTLY overinflated. no planetary population, not even Necromunda (whos the most popular source of information on the foodstuff) PRIORITIZES it as their main source of calories. its basically an emergency ration and the only reason its MORE abundant in Necromunda is welll...its Necromunda. a lot of people die there. if you dont clean that up you get problems and hive cities have a hard idea of really "wasting" anything. so recycling the bodies is healthy for the hive, and your wallet technically (dont have to buy offworld food if recycle day is tomorrow) as a matter of fact, CORPSE starch in it's most "abundant" form isnt even entirely made from bodies, let alone human ones. the most common ration is known as Soylens Viridians, a vatgrown foodstuff that uses green algae as the main ingredient. EMPHASIS ON MAIN (some of the "corpse" in this case is also just any dead biomatter that was collected for recycling basically. so plants are on the table! again "waste not") Soylens is actually the staple ration source for many Imperial Guard Regiments too we even see Cain comment on its taste (or lack of one). heck alot of AdMech in The Damoclese Gulf favor it, considering it a FAR more efficient source of nutrients...which considering THEM for a second...yeah they may be right in a weird way... on top of that you are forgetting the two actual big stable foods of The Imperium; the Grox, basically a giant, semi-aggressive reptillian cow (this is also where you get a lot of leather btw, not human skin only the WEIRD do that) ...and corn. no im dead fuckin serious CORN is the main grain crop of The Imperium, because it's not JUST grain. nor a GREAT GRAIN it makes medical-ethanol and biofuel AND YOU CAN ALREADY KNOW WHAT THOSE CAN BE USED FOR. AND GEE ANYTHING THAT MAKES MEDICAL ETHANOL CAN MAKE A REGULAR ALCAHOL SURELY SO THERES YA AMASEC! yes, The Imperium Citizen on the occasion may find themself having to eat "corpse starch", but again its not often, its not always "people", and at the end of the day.... it's better than starving or being dead.

@Torykbirdthrowa Same vibes

@NeoliberalShell @kenzietuff A spiritual thru line for redneck culture

@kenzietuff Thank goodness they did, otherwise we’d have never gotten this.

After the Pepsi-Cola Acquisition in 1964 they dropped the Appalachian branding entirely. This was the old branding:

@emilyjuniper_ Im going to to turn into a truck now CHGhunCHhCnCChhnH

At least Tarzan will always be white. Cause I know Disney doesnt have the balls to put a black man acting like a monkey on screen.

@kenzietuff You ever dip pizza in ketchup?

You mean ketchup?

@Gabagool_Pasha Spaghetti Carbonara to be precise

I have decided Politics is gay and unimportant I have a life to live - there's wine to drink and people to fall in love with and spaghetti to eat

just got invited to speak on a LOTR panel in Las Vegas this summer

One of the greatest of all time, possibly THE greatest. I STAND WITH GAINESVILLE!

@dfranke They're calling it one of the greatest post ever made

You buy a German anvil. It contains 83 moving parts and requires winding twice a day. It's forged from excellent steel, holds tolerances across all three striking faces to within three microns, includes a beautifully indexed horn-adjustment mechanism nobody asked for, and requires a proprietary 11-point spanner should you need to replace the rebound calibration bushing. It runs flawlessly for years, but one day it starts up in limp mode because the onboard anvil-management system detects that it's overdue for its 50,000-strike inspection. You search AliExpress for a Chinese anvil, and are presented with a multitude of offerings from such household-name brands as DUKXJYIBF, HDBTGMXI, AND UEJQIP. They're all priced to within a few pennies of each other, appear completely identical except for the nameplate, and obviously all came out of the same factory. You text your blacksmith friend to ask if they're legit. He tells you he got one like that from KIXJBU a few years ago, and that it's been great and a terrific deal. You thank him, but KIXJBU seems to have folded so you buy the one from UEJQIP. When it arrives, it feels suspiciously light. You scratch it and realize it's iron-plated aluminum. You buy an American anvil. It's five times the price of the competition, but it comes from a brand that your great-grandfather used to love. It comes boxed with a warranty registration postcard, twenty pages of safety instructions, assay certificate, and a regulatory slip which lists its FCC certification and ITAR registration. It looks just like your friend's KIXJBU. There's a "Made In China" sticker on the bottom. You buy a Russian anvil. It arrives coated in cosmoline, wrapped in newspaper from 1974, and weighing 40% more than advertised. The finish looks like it was machined with a shovel. The face is not flat, but somehow this does not matter. You drop it off a truck, accidentally leave it outside for six winters, and use it to straighten a bulldozer blade. It's fine. You buy a Swedish anvil. It comes flat-packed in a long cardboard box with cheerful Neo-Grotesk lettering and a line drawing of a smiling man assembling it with an Allen key. The instructions contain no words, only pictograms showing the anvil face, horn, waist, feet, and 112 identical-looking fasteners. Halfway through assembly, you discover that the pritchel hole was installed upside down, but only because you used peg B17 where you should have used peg B71. Once assembled, it is clean, stable, and works better than it has any right to. You immediately wonder whether you should have bought two. You buy a Japanese anvil. It arrives wrapped in rice paper inside a paulownia box, accompanied by a certificate bearing three generations of signatures and a photograph of the first production example being presented to the Emperor. The face has been hand-polished by a seventy-eight-year-old master whose family has made striking surfaces since the Muromachi period. You are given detailed instructions for oiling it with a cloth folded in a specific way. It is the most beautiful object you own. You never quite work up the nerve to strike it.

@hisbelovedsleep @VivekGRamaswamy

I am voting @VivekGRamaswamy because we need someone who isn’t just trying to curry favor with voters. His opponent, Casey Putsch, thinks he is simply going to have Ohioans eating out of the palm of his hand, when Vivek has far more experience eating this way. He's not afraid to dive headfirst into anything, even the daunting task of fixing public roads, where even his family agrees they've gone to shit. We need a real governor who will both address the elephant in the room and bring back public prayer, something Vivek can do simultaneously. He even believes in the constitutional right to bear arms so deeply that his god has eight of them. Unlike Putsch, Vivek not only remained on the Trump Train but is actively getting hit by it. If you're someone who is sick of all the sacred cows and third rails in politics and wants to take that crap outside where it belongs, vote Vivek for Ohio today!

@kookoudge For everyone getting mad at this: this is actually a depiction of Disney throwing the sequel trilogy into the trash where it belongs. We love the Black Templars, don't we folks!

May the 4th be with you!

@Awk20000 Why is she still in character?

Camila tearfully reveals she lost family members in the strikes on Lebanon "160 b*mbs within 10 minutes, destroyed so many..I've had several of my first cousins d*e..and my dad's nephew and just a lot of ppl that we knew..just like that"

@TheEbonyMaw @nicholasdeorio I guess its lawsuit week huh

Goodness gracious. There may be a case here I don’t know, but based on how badly the last court case went for Karl, he just seems like a glutton for punishment.

@sportdrink Can I have his PTO?

We just fired an intern for 1. using his PTO to go to Disneyland and 2. saying that Minnie Mouse was "serving cunt" Any questions?

@fleshsimulator I think that it is what made him gay, actually

Man I felt like such a rube when I started going to DSA meetings to try to tackle community issues from an economically left wing perspective, with the goal of creating a safer and more egalitarian society for everyone and then learned the club was actually mostly just about preventing blacks from ever facing consequences for their own actions and that it was made up entirely of white people who were mad at their parents and that they joined mainly in order to instantly have thirty friends to back them up when they go tell Pete Buttigieg “they bet he got raped as a kid” and they need to clarify that they don’t think that’s what made him gay

@sportdrink Red 40 Flavored Sport Drink (Not really im just goofin)

Submit Cherry Sport Drink names below

@SenEricSchmitt @MissouriGOP No taxation without total remigration.

@AmDwergi @DAKKADAKKA1 Thank you sir

@_____fuq_____ @DAKKADAKKA1 Drone - Chastity Belt

Bill Gates, Fauci and Phizer’s CEO after killing billions of people with the clot shot and Polio—

@AmDwergi @DAKKADAKKA1 What's the song?

@DAKKADAKKA1 Nothing brings me back to that time like that riff. "We're not talking about peace in the Middle East, we're talking about world peace."