Jamison Jensen
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Jamison Jensen
@___jamo___
Run towards the roar.




An Australian dad teaches his daughter how to get a snake out of the house.

Annnnnd @OSUAthletics joins the sad list of arenas chanting “F* the Mormons”. Despicable. @OSUMBB

Joe Rogan says he refused to participate in the Golden Globes' best podcast category because there was a $500 submission fee. “They asked me to submit to be nominated for the Golden Globes and you had to pay $500. And the $500 is like for paperwork or whatever. I said, ‘No.' I just know that I didn’t submit. I don’t want to be a part of that. I don’t care. You’re just a group of people that just decide, all of a sudden, that you’re going to give an award out... You can’t tell me I didn’t win. I’ve been number one for six years in a row/ All of sudden, you’re going to have a contest in front of all these people wearing tuxedos and you’re going to say now I’m not number one? F*ck off — I don’t care that I’m number one, but I am, in fact, number one.” variety.com/2026/digital/n…


Had a lovely dinner last night with @POTUS and @FLOTUS. 2026 is going to be amazing!




After learning of Notre Dame's memorandum of understanding that grants the Irish preferential playoff access starting next year, athletic directors in other leagues are threatening to freeze Notre Dame out of future schedules, per @DanWolken


Is there a regulatory reason why ag lenders don’t offer operating notes that reduce principal and interest when a given commodity price (or basket of commodity prices) declines over a certain time frame? Yes, these notes would necessarily have a higher interest rate than a regular operating note to account for the imbedded risk management. Though, given the existence of a relatively liquid option market, the risk is relatively trivial to price and hedge if the note was structured properly. Would producers be interested in this sort of thing? For example, a note that reduced total principal and interest payments by 2% every penny from 4.25 to 3.75 as measured by Dec futures at Dec option expiration. Of course, these could be incredibly flexible regarding reduction amount, timing, prices, etc.






Private jets are time machines. Yesterday morning, I walked my daughter to school at 7:45 AM. I was in Fargo by 10:00 AM for a venture capital conference. Flew from Fargo to Milwaukee last night. Attending another conference today. Will fly back after and be home in time for a late supper with the wife and kids.





