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@FabrizioRomano Chia and his has family how will he feed his family now Chelsea are sooo wicked

🚨 BREAKING: Chelsea have decided to SACK Liam Rosenior with immediate effect. It’s OVER after 4 months, and 5 consecutive defeats with 0 goals scored. ❌

@TomolaGroup Vertical integration Beautiful So oil should come down?

Dangote has started producing crude oil from its own fields in the Niger Delta. About 4,500 barrels a day right now from the Kalaekule field under OML 72 and they’re targeting 15,000 barrels soon. Think about what this means. The man built Africa’s largest refinery but was buying crude from other people to run it. Now he’s producing his own crude to feed his own refinery. Dangote holds 85% of the upstream business. NNPC holds 15%. These fields peaked in the 90s and declined before Dangote acquired them in 2015. Own the oil. Refine the oil. Sell the product. That’s the play.

@valcarlofty @thecuriouscynic You should have dropped everything together

@thecuriouscynic Oh, I'll definitely write about this. Been extremely busy at the auction and also wrapping up today's thread.

A car was awarded to us at the auction today Every single one of our onboarded dealers denied buying it. Policy says we must pay regardless. After a thorough investigation, we figured out what happened and disputed it. Has anyone experienced this before?

@cubanavibez No one can tell me this Sha I always add extra N1 when transferring

@Bigwavee00 @anic4uu @tiphe_j Komash fah?

@anic4uu @tiphe_j That go well😂

Please don’t do colos!!! Please don’t do colos!!!! Please don’t do colos!!!!! Please don’t do colos!!!!!! Please don’t do colos!!!!!!!!

It's crazy I have this dream of the life I want but not how to get it Mtchwwww

@Mikeliberation She doesn't know your going to be rich in future

During the burial of my ex-girlfriend’s mum, she told me her family asked her to contribute a cow for the ceremony. Maybe it was because she was working in a bank at the time, but she wasn’t earning much. So she started reaching out to friends for support. I could only help with ₦30,000 because I was still struggling with my job then. Eventually, she raised enough money for the cow. Later, she told me that one of her colleagues at the bank gave her ₦300,000. After the burial, I noticed her attitude started changing. Not long after, she told me she needed some space. I asked why, but she said it was nothing. Then, within that same period, she sent me a message saying she was no longer interested. I didn’t question her. That ₦30,000 I gave wasn’t easy for me to raise. Next thing I heard, she had gotten married—to the same man she said gave her ₦300,000. That was when everything became clear to me 😥

@oneman_official What a way to see God

A lady drank satchet water on Friday and kept the remnant in her shop. On Monday she used the remaining water to clean her private part after peeing. Minutes later she started feeling uneasy and couldn't stand up. Help was gotten for her but she died yesterday at the hospital.

@ChikaodiVivian Play 10 odds 100m ballers wedding plus 2018 Honda Accord

If you and your man have only 10m for both weddings, I’m sorry, you’re both broke. Leave marriage and hustle.

@sirbeebowears At 21...

Don't read this if you get emotional quickly.

@slimvnsn 😂😂 to him cause he didn't see anything wrong with what he did for you to bring his mum😭 say his mum was selling pure water under the bridge for 10😂

@__victoh Boss how I take become bastard na? Make I just believe say na typo. 😄 Don't mind the Bayo guy. We ain't friends no more. Yaro din wawa ne.

Bayo humiliate a waiter at a lounge in Lekki and felt my childhood curdle in my chest. The waiter, a young man with tired eyes and a name tag that read Samson, had brought the wrong drink. A simple mistake. Bayo sent it back with a wave of his hand like shooing a fly. Then he said it. This is why you people should know your place. Illiterate. I set my glass down. Rotimi, sitting beside me, stopped mid-laugh. Kemi looked at the table. Bayo grew up in Bariga. I know because I grew up there with him. We shared a room with 4 other boys. We ate garri with cold water and called it dinner. His mother sold pure water at Oshodi and died owing her cooperative. Bayo cried at her burial, his agbada borrowed, his shoes 2 sizes too big. Now he owns a fintech startup. Drives a Mercedes GLE. Wears Italian loafers and speaks with an accent he acquired in 18 months at a London business school. The waiter walked away, his shoulders curled inward like a beaten dog. I said, Bayo, your mother sold pure water. The table went silent. Rotimi's eyes widened. Kemi touched my arm under the table. Bayo stared at me. His jaw tightened. Then he laughed. A short, ugly sound. That was different. She worked. She had dignity. These ones just want handouts. She sold water at Oshodi for ₦10 per sachet, I said. That waiter earns ₦40,000 a month. Tell me the difference. He did not answer. He called for the bill, paid it without looking at the total, and left. Rotimi followed him. Kemi stayed. She said, He wasn't always like this. I said, He was never like this. That is the problem. Some people escape poverty and spend the rest of their lives punishing everyone who reminds them of where they started. I left a tip for Samson. Not because I am noble. Because I remember Bariga. And I remember that the only difference between Bayo and that waiter is a few turns of luck and a friend who should have spoken sooner.

@slimvnsn From his point of view though you were a bastard.... Someone had to remind him though....

@__victoh I no like as him humiliate man like am wey dey hustle for daily bread. Just because say him own shine quick come.

@IyelolaIge @Iamlizkid1 Hopefully you haven't signed your destiny away😂

@__victoh @Iamlizkid1 Yeah right, my mind didn't even go there.

I bought sand from Chinese men and signed a receipt written in Chinese. I was running a construction project and needed sharp sand urgently. Went to the dredging site. Sand being pumped straight from the river in large quantities. I asked who owned the operation. Chinese men bought the land. The river included. Our river. Our sand. Their business. I asked for the price. We agreed. Then they handed me a receipt. Written entirely in Chinese. I said I cannot sign what I cannot read. They said drop the sand and collect your refund. I needed that sand badly. I signed. They released the sand. I sat in my car thinking about this country.

@IyelolaIge @Iamlizkid1 You would have used Google translate

@Iamlizkid1 My bro, I just sign anything, I needed the sand, the pressure am on pass that one

@SkylarksPlace Which idiot will pick keyboard

Pick one gadget from this table and the rest disappears forever… what are you saving first? iPhone Samsung iPad Keyboard setup PlayStation controller No explanations first… just your pick. 👀

@Adamthallith 😂buy gadget is sooo annoying when I bought my Mac a few weeks later I saw m1 for the price I bought my 2020

Used iPhones pricing in UK is very funny. I bought iPhone 13 128GB two days ago for my sis for £300. Grade A. Very neat and fine, pink color. (And it comes with either charger or privacy screen protector and pouch). Today I see iPhone 15 128GB grade B (very neat and fine at least to my own desire) for £350, also with charger. I’m annoyed lol, now feeling like I wasted money two days ago.

@opadam_ @cubanavibez 😂ahh Elon musk N50 too much off you dey over do

@__victoh @cubanavibez Na ₦50 be my own

I once asked a lady to come pick me up from the airport cause I had to arrive Abuja late at night … and my phone was gon go off or smfin ..she came with an uber to come pick me up as I asked and got me to a hotel room to stay that night …. I sent her the money for the uber and

@cubanavibez 😂😂 something extra

@__victoh Wetin be this 😂😂