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@andrew_techfolk Don't think I can keep up with Elon musk promoted tweets

#quittwitter?

@SyrslyWasTaken @CammieRacing @funwithstuff FFS, forgot I was leaving Twitter

@SyrslyWasTaken @CammieRacing @funwithstuff Use gimp ? github.com/denilsonsa/gim…

Fun times ahead for #Adobe designers. Today, if you open a PSD (even one that's 20 years old) with an obscure PANTONE colour, it will remove the colour and make it black. Pantone want US$21/month for access, and Solid Coated goes behind the paywall in early November.

@NoContextBrits Wrong

Let’s settle the debate. What do you call this?

Sorryz @Ryanair

flatmate has just asked me whether i think the lettuce voted leaf or romaine in the brexit referendum and im frankly furious at how funny i found it

On current pace, King Charles could surpass his mother’s record of 15 prime ministers before the end of 2024

@krishgm And this how you get a new Twitter follower, me.

After a robust interview with Steve Baker MP I used a very offensive word in an unguarded moment off air.  While it was not broadcast that word in any context is beneath the standards I set myself and I apologise unreservedly. I have reached out to Steve Baker to say sorry

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The video of that Thick of It quote that people are sharing.

@beardedjourno Hope it won't go past the shelf date

@beardedjourno Hermes messed up my Himalayan pink salt amazon delivery again

After reports of a suspicious package being left at the Three Lions on West Street, people living in nearby properties have been evacuated and a 50 metre cordon put in place around the pub.

@ollywickham When blocked, eat more fiber

Using ZQueues and fibers? Don't fall for the anti-pattern of using a blocking ZQueue and then using `fork` if you don't want to wait for the `offer` to complete. This just moves the queue into a queue of fibers. This results in more memory usage and scheduling slowdown. #zio

@CatmanderBiden @Number10cat @jaketapper She's as dim as they come

@Number10cat @jaketapper Is she unfamiliar with cats? Plus we're rather efficient with the time we're awake.

In an interview with my pal @jaketapper, Liz Truss has claimed that I spend “rather a lot of time asleep” - just to confirm, that’s a conscious decision that I’m sure you’d all agree with.

just caught the DPD driver leaving a parcel behind my bin without knocking

OUTSTANDING SPEECH Mhairi Black delivered the most honest critique about this Tory government, in the last 12 years She covers everything. It will leave you speechless This will definitely go down in history.

@jayrayner1 @virginmedia Oh, here's an increase on your bill for 'improvements to our network'

I know that complaining about @virginmedia is tiresome but right now it's all I've got. A month of crap service. Told the issue would be solved by yesterday. Still crap. Just called. On hold for 15 minutes. Finally get through to someone and after two minutes get cut off.