theory believer

@stockpiledclay back when we looked at memes on our laptops

The past is a foreign country

@DisaffectedPod the Apollonian vs the Dionysian

This is true about Madonna. Several people have remarked on her "hard" aspect. They're seeing something real. Marilyn M was warm and inviting. Madonna is cold and threatens to eat you alive. You can see the Cluster B personality on her face.

@SolBrah see the “moon landing fake” stuff i’m on board with but eating raw meat is a hard No

“Eating makes you lethargic” False. Eating COOKED foods, and food mixing makes you lethargic. Eating raw, uncooked foods in their proper Food combinations only improves your focus and energy. Fueling the tank shouldn’t slow it down. You’re just not using the right fuel.

@SCHIZO_FREQ wow quite a journey. thank you !

@_bone_broth I did this like 8 years ago but IIRC the pathway was 'functional' dentist justifying sleep study justifying insurance coverage of frenectomy

One of the best surgeries I ever got was a frenectomy. It's where you cut that tendon on the bottom of your tongue Apparently it was causing my tongue to fall into my throat and block my breathing while I tried to sleep and this made me wake up all the time I think this is a decently rare issue but if you have sleep issues it's worth looking into. Insanely cheap copay from my dentist, literally under $50 Added bonus effect is that there was clearly some weird tension-releasing effect and after they cut it my skull made all these mega-cracks for like 6 hours Main downside is you will talk like a retard for a week or so

@__zerog @SCHIZO_FREQ wtf i need to get this done…

@SCHIZO_FREQ Same experience except I felt my elbows and knees relax during the surgery and all the chronic neck and back stiffness I had disappeared overnight.

@YayoSchwab @SCHIZO_FREQ it is 100% the same thing as a tongue tie. i had this done for my newborn last year

@SCHIZO_FREQ Did you have a hard time nursing as a baby? Curious if there’s any relation to a tongue tie, and accept that I’m completely ignorant in asking.

i just feel like. there is an utter dearth of publications aimed at women that will even be so bold enough as to openly claim alignment with conservatism. can we refrain from criticizing it out of existence in its nascent form. it’s not a magazine for NUNS perhaps

i get secondhand existential dread when i think about being one of these VPR people. a decade of easy money, endorsements etc just for playing out your personal life drama on TV. and then the cameras turn off. good luck. hope you saved your money (you didn’t)

@trefab2022 she is mad that despite being probably the hottest a black woman can be it truly doesn’t matter to white men who ultimately want to marry white women

Ciara is not heartbroken over this guy. Ciara is mad he chose Amanda over her and has gone scorched earth over not being the one he picked, it’s just that simple folks #summerhou

Real Housewives fans who do this shit are such losers. More than half the country voted for Trump and they’re out here purity testing reality stars on a show meant to be campy escapism. Pearl clutching nerd behavior and it has ruined the franchise

@1999vogue she does not miss

Dreaming about Kate Moss’ wedding rehearsal dress

@realangel_dorit physiognomy is so interesting. you can see so much more of her avaricious nature in the left photo

Can we put the head transplant discourse to rest she literally looks the same as her first season

@suttonsroller to be fair these types of books are generally released in order to capitalize on a specific moment in time

Ariana Madix at the Dollar Tree. #PumpRules

“what does race have to do with it” and meanwhile a white person doing the same would be just bizarre since we know this doesn’t signal actual status and achievement

@PalmyrPar the cargo cult-ification of college insignia is hilarious. the more stickers you can collect the smarter you is

Obsessive status signaling to cope with mass racial insecurity? Duh

my 15mo is tall but lower than avg weight. sometimes feel like all i do is feed her and nurse her the entire day. HOW are babies getting this big?!

@HousewivesHub now that they’re divorced is Dorit going to keep pretending that she was ever attracted to him? lol

According to TMZ, PK Kemsley has moved on from his marriage to Dorit Kemsley and is now in a new relationship about a year after their divorce filing. He’s reportedly dating Tatiana Kharchylava, a London based creative executive he met through Boy George during an art collaboration. The two are splitting time between Los Angeles and London and were recently spotted dining together in Beverly Hills. Source: TMZ #rhobh

he’s not wrong. can anyone even conceive of how much taxpayer money, how much bureaucratic bloat and inefficiency “handling” childcare from birth to 5 years old would entail NATIONALLY. and how it disincentivizes mothers from staying home, makes ironclad the two income trap…

@Weissfu5t2e1 @mattforney symptom of the decline rather than a cause

@mattforney Honestly the reason malls died near me was due to Indian and Chinese venders trying to sell you "organic" make-up or sign up with some cellphone company.

People stopped going to malls when it became impossible to arrest black teenagers for rioting and stealing. Some malls implemented bans on unescorted minors, which drove the black teens to other malls which they subsequently destroyed. In Syracuse growing up, we had three main malls: Carousel Center (now Destiny USA), Shoppingtown, and Great Northern Mall. In the early 2000s, Carousel Center owner Pyramid implemented a ban on unescorted minors across all its malls (which include Crossgates in Albany, the Palisades Center in Rockland County, the Champlain Centre in Plattsburgh, and a bunch more), which sent the black teens to Shoppingtown (Great Northern was too far away for them to access by bus). Shoppingtown subsequently turned into a stinking ghetto, white people stopped going there, stores closed up shop. A few years ago it was finally abandoned and bulldozed in favor of luxury apartments. I've been to malls in other countries and they still thrive because they don't have a pandemic of black teenagers wilding out. The malls in the Philippines are beautiful; the Mall of Asia has an indoor skating rink and Greenbelt has a massive aquarium full of exotic fish. The malls in Hungary are nice. The malls in Georgia are nice; the East Point Mall even has a BIG LEBOWSKI-themed bowling alley. The malls in Mexico are nice. Even the malls in Poland, Serbia, and Bosnia are nice. But we can't have nice things in America anymore.