Charlie

do we say we're going to hop in the shower because we typically have to hop over the side of the tub? if so, I approve. if not, what are we, adorable little bunnies? I still approve.

We must make a living hell the lives of every individual complicit with “conversion therapy” and then triple their misery for good measure

“Conversion therapy” complicity must be the end of any possibility of being a member of society. It must result in complete and utter social exclusion, denial of employment and housing and membership, boycotts and strikes, intimidation, every last possible vector of punishment.

"Queer, we wanted nothing but a boy & now can't imagine ever having been such utter asses. Boys, ugh." Sylvia Plath

the whales will not be watching the new hbo harry potter show. you might think this is because very few whales watch any television at all, but it is actually because jk rowling is a terf ass bitch

bravo, everyone. fuck that genocidal demon.

twitter is such a nicer place to be when everyone is talking about what a piece of shit j.k. rowling is. 😊

nothing to see here, just fake "going to bed" so the cat will think she's not getting her overnight dry food and actually eat her wet food. I mean we all do that right

anyone can be the black sheep, but are you a cautionary tale for what can happen to anyone who dares to reproduce? level up ✌️

@warmseaport thank you! 😊 their sauces are like flavored coffee creamers basically - that one has ground pistachios in it

@_charliegrey Happy Birthday! What is pistachio sauce?

starbucks name validation still hits

starting a new decade on a Sunday *chef's kiss*

going dancing 🕺

"Please let me know when you are coming. The earlier in June the better. If youda stayed in Chicago Ida come to you this summa." Sylvia Plath

me on twitter

between the nothingburger and the everything bagel there’s the somewhat sandwich

Charlie and Britney, March 2008

hey so any new annoying inventions, products, or trends from now on need to be called something distinctive like glaporklin or tesla it is NOT okay that I can't mute the word AI on here

vermont as usual struggles to understand the concept of the first day of spring

"The kitten loves the typewriter and is now curled in my lap in a kind of literary hypnosis, watching the keys go up and down like dancing snakes. In her more energetic moods she tries to cuff them just before they hit the paper." Sylvia Plath

a dancing thread, before I start losing track of these