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@onntherox Can confirm: Cookie brownies were 🔥🔥🔥

would like to inform you all that I have given up baking since I made brownies (with a layer of cookie dough, oreos, and mini eggs) on the weekend and my boyfriend said they were “not bad”

@onntherox CANT WAIT

since it’s a holiday and the gyms are closed I’m baking my first cake in six months

the ADHD urge to use parenthesis in every sentence (because every thought comes with additional bonus content)

Why are dogs awesome? Why are they absolutely the best? This is the feel good thread for you today. This is the feel good thread for EVERYDAY. 🧵

i’m not irish but i do participate in the irish goodbye and for that i will celebrate

@onntherox Winston is going to be so happy

finished my christmas shopping for my boyfriend’s dogs before I finished shopping for my own family and idk what that says about me as a person

death, taxes, and the toronto maple leafs not being able to close a series

@onntherox @PeteZapartis Pls make extra

@PeteZapartis pls I’ll make you banana bread

new LinkedIn photo just dropped

Nothing will bring George Floyd back to life. There’s nothing to celebrate in a jury doing its job in finding Derek Chauvin guilty. But in a country where police are rarely held criminally liable for murdering people, especially Black and brown people, this moment matters.

honestly don't think i've listened to anything but taylor swift since april 9th

@NicoleEntz @fruitrollups This is heartbreaking

Today was a sad day. I went to eat my @fruitrollups and there was only air inside 😭

Anderson Cooper, folks.

The Keto Diet is ranked the worst diet of 2020 by dietitians & physicians. Even more so than the Atkins & paleo. Whereas the Mediterranean diet, with its high amount of vegetables, low amount of red meats, seafood & healthy oils, regularly rank number 1 each year.

I’m a whole different person when I get a good nights sleep

My favourite part of my mid twenties is all the charcuterie boards we are makin & eatin

i will never scuba dive. what fish do down there is none of my business.

the human says there are two options. inside or outside. but if they would simply. elevate their mindset. they would uncover a third option: stand in the doorway. and sniff the air

if I say "I could eat" we’ve got about 32 minutes tops before I am flat out a different person

@emmadouglas24 It won’t last long

Where I aspire to be