Martyn Jackson

@_UtdCharlie @YungLaFlame8 @CloudyREDS Heaven hasn’t been “great”. He hasn’t let us down and done a job when needed, but he’s also been lucky. To give him a better grade than Maguire and Shaw is absolutely bonkers.

@YungLaFlame8 @CloudyREDS Not really, Heaven’s had two spells of starting games and has been great in both of them Shaw’s started every game and has been steady but nothing special

Grading each United players season: From A+ to F; Goalkeepers Lammens - A Bayındır - F Heaton - N/A Defenders Maguire: B- de Ligt: C (injury ruined his season) Licha: C Heaven: B Yoro: E+ Dalot: B Mazraoui: D- Shaw: B- Dorgu: C+ Malacia: F

@F1 Driver spins and saves it. Roy Keane would tell you that’s his job. Lewis does it and you say he’s washed. Pathetic account

Max's spin/save is even more satisfying in slow motion 👌 #F1 #MiamiGP

@F1 @salesforce You guys are a joke; 1) spins at start drops to 9th 2) collides with 4 people on the opening lap 3) pits and drops to 16th under a SC 4) bullies cars much slower per lap to make up for his errors 5) finishes P5 after starting P2 Clown of the day 🤡

Super Max! 😮‍💨 The @salesforce Driver of the Day in Miami goes to Max Verstappen 👏 #F1 #F1DriverOfTheDay #MiamiGP

Max getting DOTD for spinning, losing 3 places from where he started, crashing into 2 drivers and pushing off another 4, as well as breaking the rules in his pitstop... Incredible ragebait there tbf

Cleggy’s winning pen and the moment we secured promotion 👏⚽️⚽️⚽️⚽️⚽️ Saturday 2 May Emley v Bradford PA #UTP @NorthernPremLge

The definition of how to run a non-league football club.

If you ever feel stupid, just know that there are people out there who thinks Verstappen is a great wheel to wheel driver.

@tirii_f1 @F1 All on Max you wet wipe

@F1 He was so hell bent to recreate Saudi Arabia GP 2021 and blame it on Max as usual

"Why is he not overtaking?" 👀 Here's the moment Max Verstappen gave a position back to Lewis Hamilton 👇 #F1Sprint #MiamiGP

@SkySportsF1 Max back to being to big cry baby unable to race wheel to wheel. Absolute liability. Jog on back to Gr3 again

The tension ramps up another notch in Miami! 🌡️⚔️

@ArtetaEra To win a game you need to score, that’s why strikers tend to earn more money

Why is attacking prowess given an edge over defensive brute in a title race when both are equally important aspects of the game?

@tirii_f1 STFU you absolute clown

To think how much of a space he gave Leclerc and how much he didn't give Max tells you everything you need to know about him

@Human_Optimize Some awful advice in here

Tip 1 - Stay hydrated - Drink 4-5 liters daily Tip 2 - Walk 20 minutes after each meal: Speeds up digestion and stabilizes glucose. Tip 3 - Eliminate alcohol: It’s called a beer belly for a reason.

@ipostanythingLF Goals scored, head to head. It’s not rocket science

Let’s be realistic and take off bias. If the both team are equal in points and goal difference and also Arsenal has been in the first position much more longer. Why did they eventually moved them to the second position when they could have still retained them in the first position?

@WelBeast People like you are why everyone else revels in your continued bottling of anything….

6 English Premier League clubs started the Champions League campaign together this season. Only one is left amongst the European giants to shoulder the responsibility of restoring the pride and honour of the league. When you’re big, you’re big.

@Blesing_Andrew Never wanted him, still don’t. Going to city didn’t surprise me

Imagine if Manchester United had pulled the trigger on Rayan Cherki in spring 2025? United were leading the race for the Lyon star, scouts watching him closely during the Europa League quarters (he even scored against us), £20-25m deal on the table. What if he was wearing United red right now instead of shining at Manchester City? Dropping silky step-overs and creating magic in our attack... A young French wizard at Old Trafford rather than Etihad. If only!!!

@pxrcyishim Red every time you melt

🔵: Bruno double assist and we lose 3-2 🔴: 3-0 win and no Bruno assist. Choose one?

@WelBeast Aged like milk as always

Arsenal 4-0 Bournemouth Chelsea 2-1 Manchester City Let it be this season grandma.

@granTurism01 If you don’t understand it then it is not worth explaining. Elite level mentality from Neville.

Imagine doing this to a man you spent 8 years with😭😭😭

@utdshows If you are that silly that you can’t see that nobody in that team had any confidence in Onana then there is no help for you. We dropped endless points due to Onana last season whereas Lammens has saved us multiple points.

They said André Onana was the reason Man United finished 15th last season By this same time last season we were 14th and had conceded 44 goals. This season without Onana we have conceded 43 goals. Almost the same number as last year. So why are we 3rd? The bad press on Onana is very unfair. He doesn't have to come back to united but at least let's be honest and respectful.

@mc_lively_ Arsenal fans. The gift that keeps on giving

Arsenal have won 39 games this season. United have won “15” Yes you heard that right “15” But you people have the nerve to say their player should be PFA. Delusional lot.