Jess Wallace 🦂

Penguin politely asks to pass

2 x hideout tickets for sale 😘

Screaming, I'm in Asda and people misread the sign thinking the Pringles were 35p. They were fighting & clamoring like old school black Friday. People put whole crates on their trolley. Now customer services is overrun with Pringles refunds 😂

masterpiece

are you ever telling a story and halfway through you’re like will i ever shut up

It takes 3.2 seconds to RT and help find her missing mum Nicola Bulley who was last seen walking her dog near a Lancashire river she was last seen on the morning of Jan 27 walking her dog on a towpath by the River Wyre off Garstang Road please call 116 000 with any information

Me leaving work while my coworkers are are begging me too stay and help because it’s so busy 😌

10 years since this life changing moment

Me staring at my man when he asks me what I wanna eat

Netflix should get rid of every single piece of media they have except for that Japanese show where they have a toddler do an errand by themselves and you get to see their little adventure

Can we normalize being quiet in the morning

They have started 😭😭😭

for my next trick, I will survive on £10 till the end of September

“try not to think about it too much” me: