@MikeIsaac Literally takes seconds to wash vegetables, too. Who isn't doing this?
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Jon Brady
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Jon Brady
@_jonbrady
Senior reporter and occasional homepage and web night editor, @dailymail. @JSchofieldTrust fellow. Usual T&Cs. Touch grass.
London Katılım Ağustos 2008
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hoping that #turbodiarrhea epidemic makes people realize that eating bagged “triple washed” lettuce is a scam
buy a fucken cabbage, wash it, chop it and toss it like homo habilis preparing a proto-Cava bowl to eat hunched over his stone tablet workbench so many millennia ago
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You’re listening to Sisyphus FM, the home of non-stop rock.
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Live updates as police hold press conference on the suspicious death of Ann Widdecombe, which is being treated as murder: dailymail.com/news/article-1…
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Official announcement from Devon and Cornwall police that they are treating Ann Widdecombe's death as murder:
news.devon-cornwall.police.uk/news-article/6…
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Police are investigating the circumstances of Ann Widdecombe's death after she was found at her home in Devon - friends have been told to brace for 'bad news': dailymail.com/news/article-1…
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TV star @narindertweets' libel suit against @LozzaFox can continue, a court has ruled today. Fox tried to have the case thrown out after branding her a 'brain dead prostitute' online: dailymail.com/news/article-1…
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Big whoops at Bristol Live, where some poor overworked reporter has left the ChatGPT instructions on a social post:
"Since you didn't include specific instructions with this text, I've gone ahead and rewritten it into a punchy, scannable format based on our previous tasks!"
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Bookies currently reckon @CountBinface has a far greater chance of winning in Clacton than Laurence Fox, and odds-on to get at least a quarter of the vote.
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(bunch of buddies sitting around laughing and drinking in the 1700s) man we've got such a good dynamic. We should print a satirical pamphlet
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BBC: "have you ever been to Clacton?"
@CountBinface: "no, because I understand from the current incumbent that is part of how you do the job."
politics is BACK, baby
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By a ratio of almost 2 to 1, people oppose Nigel Farage’s decision to trigger a by-election in Clacton.
Data from YouGov, released this morning.
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@DPJHodges Bookies are saying 5/1 on Binface - probably the best odds he's ever had.
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I genuinely think Nigel Farage may actually be forced to reverse-ferret on this. He's going to become a national laughing stock. There is genuinely no knowing what percentage he will get v Count BinFace given a likely low turnout. All the campaign will be about is his financial affairs. It's already a communications disaster for him.
Paul Brand@PaulBrandITV
By a ratio of almost 2 to 1, people oppose Nigel Farage’s decision to trigger a by-election in Clacton. Data from YouGov, released this morning.
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Greens confirm they WONT stand a party candidate in Clacton. So far the by election has two candidates. @Nigel_Farage and @CountBinface
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ファラージが
議員辞職表明→空席になる現在のファラージの選挙区で補欠選挙→ファラージが立候補→当選してドヤる
というアホ臭い「禊」シナリオを立てていたが他の党は乗らずに補選候補者選出を拒否。このままいけば、ファラージ対Count Binface（ゴミ箱伯爵）の一騎討ちになる。
久保山 尚 🏴の特級出羽守@KBYMScotland
ファラージが議員として辞任し、現在議員を務める選挙区から補選に出馬することを表明 いろいろ言ってるけど、結局は最近の献金スキャンダルで議会が調査をしていてこのままいくと議員停職になりそうだから、自分から辞任するってだけの話
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The people of Clacton have the opportunity to do something very, very funny in five weeks' time
Count Binface@CountBinface
Any Clacton residents who want to nominate your friendly neighbourhood intergalactic space warrior, ping me a line!
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