Kelvin Akpe

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@onu_slim @Rashiid9 👏🏾👏🏾👏🏾👏🏾... Frank needs to see this!

Dear Frank Edoho, this is a financial and life advisory from someone who has been watching. First, the school fees, the properties, the years of provision, the emotional labour, all of that is gone and it is not coming back, mourn it for exactly 30 days, after that it becomes a tuition fee for the most expensive masterclass in human character assessment you will ever attend, file it under education and move forward. Second, you are 57 years old, still handsome, still distinguished, still employed, still relevant, still the man who made “is that your final answer” a cultural moment in Nigerian television history. The woman who left that did not leave because you were not enough, she left because some people confuse a blessing for an entitlement, that is her problem now, not yours. Third, your next investment will not be in a woman who needs building, you have already built two complete human beings from scratch with your resources, your time, and your emotional capacity. Going forward you are only investing in something that already has equity, no fixer upper projects or rehabilitation contracts, you are not NNPC and you cannot afford another turnaround maintenance scam. Fourth, separate your finances permanently and structurally, whatever you own going forward carries your name only until a relationship has proven itself over years not months, love is beautiful but a joint account requires the same due diligence as a business partnership….which it literally is. Fifth, the woman making noise publicly right now naming people and building a victim narrative is doing you a favour you have not recognised yet. She is showing everyone watching exactly who she is without you having to say a single word, your silence is not weakness Frank, your silence is evidence, let it speak. Sixth, stop falling in love with potential, you are a television professional, you understand production, you know the difference between a pilot episode and a complete series, stop funding pilots that never make it to season two. Now the most important advice of all. Come back to television, but not with a quiz show this time, Nigeria has moved past multiple choice questions, we are living in an era of N800 billion missing from FAAC, senators buying tax clearance like recharge cards, a Budget Office that has gone silent on the biggest budget in history, and a government that travels the world giving speeches about transparency while accountability stays at home. Come back with a current affairs programme, sharp, structured, uncomfortable, the kind of show where powerful people sweat under studio lights and ordinary Nigerians get the questions actually answered, hosted by a man who has already survived two public storms with his dignity completely intact, which means nobody can threaten him, blackmail him, or buy him with a land allocation. Nigeria needs a broadcaster who has nothing left to lose and everything to say, and after what you have been through Frank, that man is you. The show writes itself, the audience is already waiting, and this time when you ask the question, we will not be thinking about the money. We will be thinking about the answer. Is that your final answer Frank? Make it count this time.

@goodlifechick @onu_slim What exactly are you responding to? And is it in defence of a promiscuous woman..? Because you both share the same gender? You all be acting like there are any marriages without some domestic issues... SMH

You forgot to tell him: Stay committed to the woman he chooses to marry next. Respect her and be faithful. You can’t beat a child and then tell them how to cry , especially those who live by the thought “vengeance is mine, judgement day is for God.” Wishing him peace and clarity for the future.

@Mrczar_ Common respect he no get. Peter Obi is over 10 yrs older than the goat 🐐... The hand over PO's shoulder is an absolute stupidity from Reno, and that was the part that really pissed me off

Reno Omokri set up a camera just to go greet Peter Obi, then tried to project faux superiority by grabbing his shoulders. You could feel the performative puffiness through the screen: complete with his overstarched agbada. Peter Obi just shook the weyrey the way a UK PM would; and kept it moving. He is a better man than i am, i would look you up and down and hold your gaze till you turn to stone - and if you make one wrong move i will bloody deck you.

@goziiiee @omoniyi70461 @iamnasboi @OneBlesseddSoul That's jungle justice bro... Don't speak like that. And coming from an officer of the law? That's a serious anomaly and an indication of a very broken society. Your uniform as an officer of any kind does not give power over people's lives.

@omoniyi70461 @iamnasboi @OneBlesseddSoul Assistant God , fuck off .. u all cultist apologist and fraud sympathizers

Heartless idiot

@Bigprimejoker @sowore @Maleek_001 Rephrase your question and come back, then I can respond

@sowore @Maleek_001 Do yall think VDM did the right thing by oppressively arresting Blord for just what people called cruise?

I have read about the court-ordered detention of an individual known as B-Lord, and I must say this clearly that no one should celebrate the incarceration of any person under the color of law. I have reached out to my astute rights lawyer, Marshal D F Abubakar, urging him to disengage from the process. We must all agree that sending B-Lord to prison is not a victory for legal brilliance or advocacy. Rather, it risks emboldening a system of oppression that weaponizes the law against citizens. Justice must never be reduced to punishment for its own sake. I will work to ensure this case is discontinued and B-Lord is released without further delay.

@darasoba I literally came to follow you bcos of this guy's video on IG

The video Charles made is currently his biggest video on IG by a long mile. You too should make a video of Pewbeam 😊

@gamerwalt @instablog9ja Yes o!

@_kelvene @instablog9ja Lmfao. Make e no disturb you abi? Lol

U.S-based mom sends her son to Africa after he attacked her for scolding him

@AbrahamAjah1 @instablog9ja I didn't know that women are in a war with men 😂😂

@instablog9ja See another one she said😀😀😀

“I would rather be de@d than marry a man” —lady declares

@drdtipster @henrysmartmoney @instablog9ja And, you need attention... You obviously have nothing to say

@henrysmartmoney @instablog9ja She really need healing, a lot of people are going through a lot. .

@KelvinFavour18 @henrysmartmoney @instablog9ja I thought I had a better reply, until I saw yours... Right on point

@henrysmartmoney @instablog9ja you no well at all.. you and her dey craze seff, how old is she?, what's her experience with men seff??, what percentage of men fall into this category?? oga, make I no vex for you oo

@henrysmartmoney @instablog9ja You ever heard of the word "madness"? You might need to check the dictionary

my view on this is simple: before we judge or criticize her lets understand that people are going through a lot.. Now the question is how is the Father figure in her life like? If he is alive how is her treating her mum? For her to confidently come online to say this and to cast a spell on her self is really so sad.

@instablog9ja You already said it... You don't value your life. You are obviously delusional... I only pity those girls that will listen and start carrying on your values which you don't have. Social media now gives a voice to mad people that should be in the hospital 🤷🏽

@gamerwalt @instablog9ja Which home? He has to remain where he learnt all the horrible behaviours

He is about to experience a terrifying technical error... Someone that is suffering from "First World Delusion". Yes bring him home. When he has to fetch water or battle heat without a fan, he won't have the energy to fight. He thinks his mother is the enemy. By the time his uncles are done with his orientation camp, he will realize his mother was his only ally. He is about to learn that respect is not a request... it is a survival skill.

@RealistxRealest @instablog9ja I wonder, exactly what I just commented

@instablog9ja So, Afrika is a rehab center ?

@instablog9ja The commentary was terrible... What do you take Africa for? That kid is likely gonna be a menace to your society. Meanwhile, I like how you admit that Africa raises better kids

@instablog9ja He adopted the miserable character in the US... Why send the nuisance to us?

@Femzydr1 @yabaleftonline I wonder Ooo... Her response wasn't smart at all

@yabaleftonline I don’t understand is she trying to say she’s not faithful to Adekunle gold?

Singer Simi responds to a man who tried to use her old tweet to shame other women.

@FolajeuwoNelson @yabaleftonline Who exactly was being targeted? Am I missing something?

@yabaleftonline The user thought he was flattering Simi but she saw it through another lens

@Nnewi300 @yabaleftonline Will you then say that the honest person is being used to shame others? You can only fight that statement if you fall in the category of the "others"

@Nnewi300 @yabaleftonline Please name the other women... Nobody was cited... So, nobody specifically is being shamed. Can't I say an honest person should be celebrated as a standard for morality, for other thieves and liars to see?