Lance Parker

@elonmusk Starting with you

Needs to be above zero

@John_Monahan @jaketapper I thought being armed was supposed to protect you from the tyrannical government?

@jaketapper An armed Minneapolis man. Fixed it for you.

A Minneapolis man was shot and killed by federal agents today, according to city officials. The man was 37 years old and is believed to be a US citizen, police said. Live coverage on CNN and CNN streaming and live blog here: cnn.com/us/live-news/i…

@UtahVote4Matt Oh no, you actually have to do what the ballot initiative says. Cry more please

I have opened a bill to file articles of impeachment against Judge Gibson for gross abuse of power, violating the separation of powers and failing to uphold her oath of office to the Utah Constitution.

@norwillwin @gaughen No dumbass, read the stickers again

Name a fascist dictator whose agenda entailed limiting the size, cost, and power of government

@CherylB2121 @LDSMormon @realDonaldTrump You think Trump will cut spending?

@LDSMormon @realDonaldTrump I’m voting Trump. We need a better economy, to cut government spending and no wars! How anyone LDS can vote for someone who believes in abortion until the 9th month (and then continue to justify it) I don’t understand. Vote Trump.

The long prophesied day of decision is here and the choice could not be easier. Vote @realDonaldTrump (This is Not an official church account. It’s managed by a patriotic member who reads his scriptures).

@cmziebarth @thejerryproctor @ldsfootnotes Even with this generous interpretation, it's still awful advice. You should never discuss spiritual matters with your spouse, parent, child, etc... if they don't believe the same as you?

@thejerryproctor @ldsfootnotes The context strongly suggests he was talking about not taking counsel from those who don't believe on matters of belief. Reading the paragraph again nothing seems to say that spouses should not listen to each other in any way.

@SpencerJCox You endorsed a sexual predator and serial liar to be our president. Not sure you have room to speak about family values.

@KSLcom Mike Lee is more embarrassing to Utah than Merrill Cook ever was. Trump nor Mike "Insurrection Helper" Lee does not represent Utah values. Who elected this sellout? #felontrump @MikeLeeforUtah @SenMikeLee

No thanks.

@WellsFargo This isn’t something I need help with. It’s something you need help with…

@Exmo_Lex Severance. Not a movie but well worth a watch

Amazing work on collaboration by this fantastic Messages crew!!! 👏👏👏👏👏👏👏😂😍🥰🥰🥰🥰😍😍😍 @delfinaj @ElanaStettin @slottermoser @_lanceparker @lcr_alexandre @DevinClary

@ElanaStettin ✋

Does anyone else’s wordle score determine the trajectory of their day?

@twostraws What a great thing to do! Also, I had no idea you lived in Bath. We were just there last month on vacation. Such a cool city!

🎉 We've been approved to host a Ukrainian refugee family in our home here in Bath! Now we are diving head first into the admin side – finding a school for the child, getting set up with a local doctor, etc. I hope we can make them feel welcome ❤️

@jamesrp13 I’m always here for you

The problem is, unless I'm talking to a specific type of person, everything I say is going to be interpreted as disagreement, when usually it's more along the lines of "I think I feel similarly but want to flesh out some of the specifics because most things aren't binary"

I want to have nuanced conversations about difficult, even controversial, topics

@drahardja Why does it have a grill???

@supershabam It’s so great. Are you still in Utah? Rain was so long ago haha

@supershabam Are you there? We just got back! Such a beautiful city