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@spotted_model @thecyberfam @cybertruck 🤯

@_protons @thecyberfam @cybertruck I know. I’ve done that exact thing 🙌

.@spotted_model @thecyberfam TIL hard tonneau cover makes it easy to haul trees 👀 📐 🌳

@JuliaKyle14 @SamoanPalagi @WilliamShatner You would know a thing or two about being ugly I suppose. Credit where credit is due

@SamoanPalagi @WilliamShatner You’re correct, I haven’t driven one. They are so embarrassingly ugly. To each their own.

When Tesla’s get to 500 miles per charge; I’ll think about one. BTW there’s an app that allows Waze to work. 🙄 #thinkIdontknow? 🥱😑

@spotted_model @thecyberfam @cybertruck Nah was a short ride home, the rubber end of the tonneau just keeps it firm enough to not slide. I wanted it in the bed but was afraid the young branches would snap. 😂

@_protons @thecyberfam @cybertruck Youre choking it

Wow wasn’t expecting this 👀 thanks Emily for ordering a model Y. You’ll love it 😃

@SawyerMerritt @thecyberfam 👀

NEWS: Tesla has opened its first true V4 Supercharging station on the East Coast, capable of delivering up to 500 kW charging speeds. • Location: Kissimmee, Florida (near Orlando) • 8 charging stalls • Fees for Tesla owners: $0.40/kWh ($0.20/kWh off-peak) • Fees for all other EVs: $0.56/kWh ($0.28/kWh off-peak) This is now the fourth 500kW capable V4 Tesla Supercharger that's live in the U.S. Link to station: tesla.com/findus?bounds=…

@ChadMoran my first time spotting rivian mobile service 👀 (white one). Not sure what it was for

@technojawa They won’t partner with Tesla most likely because robotaxi is already encroaching their domain. Better to pick on the small guy so they can negotiate from a position of strength. 🙄

Big moves from Rivian 👀

@congressdj @DBurkland 2, 3, and 4 are the most sus. I think 60/40 odds these were definitely thieves or the forward scouts for thieves. Trying to find your rental car doesn’t involve lowkey fondling the car all over lmao

Nope. But it’s still a mystery. And the cops never called me back. 😂 I love X because people were blowing up and enhancing the screen on the woman’s phone like we were in CSI. Looked like the Turo app. But I’ve also learned this a cover for theft scouting. So WTFK. And my charging port was miraculously OK. 🤣

Karen lock defeats another at MSP airport! Always cracks me up when somebody tries to steal my EV charging at MSP airport. They are no match for my karen lock 🔒

@congressdj @DBurkland Damn he really trying to yoink that thing. like why 💀

@DBurkland This was my Karen lock defeating a dude at DCA earlier this month. 😂

@jaws4bolts @briandstone This is what you get for reading Consumer Reports lmao.

@briandstone Per consumer reports….interesting…I’ll give my insurance company a call to see what they say.

My mom took delivery of her second Tesla today, a Model Y Performance! Three years ago, it took a lot to convince her to give Tesla a chance. Her 2023 Model X was her first EV. When it came time for a new car this year, she said she will own nothing but Tesla the rest of her life. She relies heavily on FSD and couldn’t have a car without it. Thank you to the wonderful people at Tesla Sarasota for being so kind and accommodating to my mom today!!

@briandstone Who even reads Consumer Reports anymore. That stuff fell off last decade I think. 😂

Why in the world is Consumer Reports quoting these insane, unrealistic insurance rates for Teslas? I’ve never heard of anyone paying $400/mo to insure a Model 3.

@thecyberfam @cybrtrkguy Yeah I was curious how long calibration was taking so I opened audio menu during the drive and it would show those other messages depending on what music I had on at the moment. Seems faster calibration will need sound turned off and no climate control for a bit

@_protons @cybrtrkguy Very interesting, I never saw any of that. Did those messages pop up or only show on the "audio" screen if you were looking?

@thecyberfam @cybrtrkguy does yours say calibrating too 🤔

@BigImpactHumans Yeah, life got too comfortable for a lot of folks. Many generations grew up now in the 1st world never having faced any sort of real strife or consequences. Countless bodycam footage online showcasing this entitled and insufferable behavior from all types. It’s a disgrace.

For almost all of human existence (tens of thousands of years right up until the Industrial Revolution), our lives were dominated by one single thing: the endless struggle for food. Every culture poured the vast majority of its time, energy, manpower, and resources into getting food. Hunting it. Gathering it. Farming it. Storing it. Distributing it. For most of history, 80-95% of people in every society were directly tied to agriculture. Even as late as 1790 in the young United States, about 90% of the population farmed. Globally, it was still 60-70% in 1925. Take the Roman Empire. Everyone talks about the emperors and conquering armies. But Rome’s true superpower was its food system. They mastered acquiring vast farmlands through conquest, built aqueducts for water, and created the cura annonae, an incredibly efficient logistics network that shipped hundreds of thousands of tons of grain from Egypt and North Africa every year. This grain dole fed hundreds of thousands in Rome itself and kept the empire stable. “Bread and circuses” wasn’t just a slogan. Food security was the foundation of their power. Then mechanized agriculture changed everything in the blink of an eye (historically speaking). Today in developed countries like the US, UK, and Germany, only 1-2% of the workforce works in farming. One modern farmer can feed hundreds of people. We’ve suddenly been given something our ancestors never had: enormous amounts of free time. But I wonder… have we really adapted? That ancient restlessness, the constant drive, vigilance, and hunger that kept us chasing the next meal for millennia, is still hardwired into us. With the food struggle largely solved, where does all that energy go? Endless scrolling, outrage, status games, manufactured crises, and general societal craziness? Maybe we’re not crazy. Maybe we’re just bored hunters with full bellies and no saber-toothed tigers left to chase.

@ChadMoran I have no skin in this game, but it’s funny scrolling thru a bit of the replies 😂

It was 4 seconds from the time of FSD disengagement until the impact. However, it was 2 seconds from disengagement until the start of the turn. Which FSD should have slowed down for. That's 170 ft to go from 60 MPH to 20 MPH. Or about 0.63g of stopping force... that's hard braking.

@ant_iuculano @Cory9623 @Acyn Lol. Words on paper.

@Cory9623 @Acyn Why does the United States think it has the moral or legal authority to violate the territorial sovereignty of other countries to try to force regime change?

Trump: Cuba, it's a beautiful island. Great weather. I will be having the honor of taking Cuba. Whether I free it, take it. I think I can do anything I want with it, if you want to know the truth

@SawyerMerritt Just give us scroll wheel speed control back that’s all we ask 😩

NEWS: Elon says FSD V14.3 will be released wide in a few weeks. “It’s in testing right now.”

Until this passes the senate I’m not holding my breath

Fuck all this doomer shit. The world is a better place because of America. America is awesome. It’s edgy to post about us being the bad guy, but the entire world is safer because we exist. 1,000 year empire. The moon will be a state.

@thecyberfam @cybrtrkguy I saw the 🔵 this morning so I guess I got it overnight. Once I started driving I checked it again and saw it was calibrating. But then I also got messages like loud music detected, turn down to enable, or lower fan speed to enable.

@_protons @cybrtrkguy Even when I close all the doors 😂