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Good morning, world! 🌎 We have spectacular new high-resolution images of our home planet, all of us looking back through the Orion capsule window at our Artemis II astronauts as they continue their journey to the Moon.

@APompliano So then you agree that government spending is out of control, inflation is here to stay, and we shouldn't cut rates right?

There is so much fear and anxiety circulating right now from investors who are terminally online. They believe that a spike in short-term oil prices will suddenly put inflation at 10% or something. If we learned one thing from 2025, it is that the economy is much more resilient than you think and high inflation can really only come from insane government spending.

@motionbynick @ResellCalendar Never thought I'd see a toilet with motion

My toilet will make me $1,000,000 and thanks to @ResellCalendar (the best way to rip off children) only $997,500 left to go. This is Million Dollar Toilet:

You know I used to be like you Drowning in $87k of monthly recurring charges that I didn't know where they came from until earlier this week I made a life changing decision; I uploaded all my personal banking data to a known Indian scammer's vibe coded app and paid him $5 for the privilege. Now I cancelled those subscriptions and life has never been better

@TheeCapper @bullrungenius @KobeissiLetter Beautiful phrasing

@bullrungenius @KobeissiLetter Right. It’s like saying turds in my butt equals shit in the toilet.

This is absolutely insane: Venezuela currently has 303 billion barrels of crude oil reserves, which Trump says the US now controls. Oil prices are trading at ~$57/barrel, making Venezuela's total reserves worth $17.3 TRILLION. Even if the US sells this oil for HALF of the market rate, that's still $8.7 TRILLION. In other words, in 12 hours, the US has gained control of oil reserves worth more than the entire GDP of ALL countries in the world, aside from the US and China. That's 4 TIMES larger than the GDP of Japan. Most people do not realize how much the world just changed. Oil markets will react to this news for the first time on Sunday at 6 PM ET. The next few days will be critical.

@bullishchart @unusual_whales He's been on the board for 20 years ai slop

@unusual_whales Look at Tim Apple getting in the game $NKE

JUST IN: Tim Cook of Apple, $AAPL, has bought $2.95 million of Nike, $NKE. unusualwhales.com/insiders/trade…

BREAKING: It’s more likely aliens are confirmed this year (6% chance) than Bitcoin hitting $200k (5% chance).

@Wanderers Put me in coach

who wants to play 👀

yes

@dcinvestor Banger

ETH ready to green dildo like it’s the WNBA finals

Imagine getting airdropped all of your $ETH gas fees from 2021

damn bro

@beijingdou The legend!

Honored. 🙏

@matthewbarby @Krak krak.app/slices

I’m gonna give away 120,000 $DOG (of my own stack) to one person. If we hit over 100 retweets then I’ll pick one at random tomorrow but to be eligible you need to: 1. Download @Krak (krak.app/mhb) 2. Set up your Kraktag and share it in the comments below Send it 🚀

@100trillionUSD Great engagement bait

@blknoiz06 Imagine

bro what

This guy is the Jim Cramer of Crypto 🤣🤣

@ZssBecker You are in the CT POS HOF

If your heavy in alts. Your going to be rich AF soon. Games already over.

@dcinvestor They take absolutely zero liability too. It's a joke for any size business but per usual small businesses will get hung out to dry if there are any issues with fraud or charge backs

average credit card fees of ~2.5% on merchants doesn’t sound like much until you realize it’s basically a tax on all consumer commerce in the US compare with average state sales tax rate of ~7.5%, but money which actually benefits your state and local communities we’ve conditioned ourselves to pay a tax to a few payment processor companies and in the past, they did provide unique value to both business and consumers, but it legitimately seems this may no longer be the case with the advent of onchain commerce

how it feels trying not to miss a good joke right now