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Smoked cream cheese is straight fire—probably the easiest, most addictive thing I throw on the smoker or grill every single time. Take a full block of cream cheese, score the top in a tight cross-hatch pattern so the smoke and seasoning really get in there. Hit it heavy with your favorite rub—everything bagel seasoning, Cajun, BBQ, garlic parmesan, whatever you’re feeling. Then drizzle on some fruit preserves or orange marmalade for that sweet-salty-smoky magic. Set it on the smoker at 225-250°F for about 45-60 minutes until it’s soft, melty around the edges but still holding shape. Pull it, let it rest a minute, then dive in with crackers, sliced baguette, celery, or even thin jerky strips for extra protein. It’s stupid simple, ridiculously good, and disappears faster than anything else on the table. Sweet, savory, smoky perfection in one block. Highly recommend you try it this weekend.🔥

Prison violence dropped 300% all because of cats 🐱

@freganmitts Chickens

Does anyone have any advice for solving a horrific mosquito problem? Our entire yard is 100% unusable all summer. Sprays don’t work—you could soak yourself in DEET, picaridin, lemon oil, anthrax, doesn’t matter, they land on you by the dozens. They attack us IN OUR GARAGE.

Sorry, but this is absolutely INSANE. I’ve seen a few of these now. Share this and raise more awareness. Someone needs to help these people.

@Ansleysgarden Eminent domain is nuts. Everyone is at risk.

Meeting Cynthia, her passion absolutely blew me away! I was left nearly SPEECHLESS after hearing about what Georgia Power is doing to her property. This is effecting 330 properties, we do not want to sell Coweta. We want to FIGHT!

perfect place for a data center

When I’m eating shared nachos I’m always thinking 3 nacho moves ahead of my opponent.

What happens when all the realtors spend marketing money on a bunch of homes that never sell.

@crochet_mom314 I want the story :)

My 93 year old grandfather, who has been an atheist all his life, became a Christian last night. 🥹

Elon didn’t lean in for the selfie. He understands green line theory. Incredible. 😂

When you lose a parent when does the crying stop

@OwenBenjamin I got into an argument with my college biology professor after I questioned the origins of the panda and where it fits in the animal kingdom classification system

The panda conspiracy is more interesting than any other conspiracy. They had depictions of tigers for 7,000 years but this fat stupid abomination was hidden and unkillable and won’t fuck and never ovulates. I literally would rather find out about what the hell a panda is than how 9/11 happened. Pan is a hybrid demon depicted as an enchanter and corrupter. What if it’s actually this retard.

@GovofCO Are we ensuring that we are not importing cabinetry, etc from overseas or across state lines for “energy efficient” builds before issuing any sort of taxpayer funded financial incentives?

Last week, I was proud to sign a bill expanding access to lower-cost solar technology for Coloradans. You can set up folding solar panels on your porch now if you want! This is another step toward breaking down barriers to lower energy bills and help protect air quality. coloradoan.com/story/news/loc…

Healing generational trauma takes courage and strength. It's common for dysfunctional families to deny their abuse.They silence victims and dump toxic shame onto them. Complicit families keep abuse alive from generation until one brave survivor boldly ends the cycle of abuse.

Opening Twitter is like having a lil phone cigarette

@FreeAsCanBeOG People need to stay and get involved in local politics otherwise every state ends up like Colorado

Colorado has become one of the worst States to live in and it will continue to be this way if we continue to split the vote. 6 million people are counting on us to fix the state. I’m sick of suffering in this state, I’m sick of families becoming homeless, this is no longer about me. It’s about creating the best environment to win. Vote Red down the ticket. #colorado

@dogeofficialceo It’s not as serious as Epstein but they are glad people think it is

Is hantavirus going to be something serious, or is it just a nothingburger?

@elonmusk @heavypulp lol it’s just part of being neurodivergent the amount of cringe I deal with while studying hindsight of my actions is unreal

@heavypulp In retrospect, I should have considered my comedic timing

Happy Mother’s Day

@snsnokyoufu What’s even the point

When Pluto was demoted from planet status