dylan
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dylan
@_wheels
big nerd. I use Twitter to learn and laugh. Shitposting encouraged.
Philadelphia, PA Katılım Eylül 2011
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@abcdentminded 1) open the door
2) get on the floor
3) everybody walk the dinosaur
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I wasn't able to see the Oscars last night. What did I miss?
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I hate this book and everyone who recommended it to me. It's the story of a passive loser who has no desires in life and lets things happen around him. His wife is psycho, he has an affair with a woman who leaves him, his daughter turns into a ho, he lets himself get bullied at work, and he does nothing to change any of it. I'm amazed someone took the time to write it, and more amazed people say it's worth reading.
If you knew this guy in real life, you could give him purple purples, noogies, wedges, stuff him in a locker, and he'd just sit there taking it. Pathetic.
Best I can say about the book was it was moderately readable. 1 out of 10. At least it held my attention longer than Red Dead Redemption 2
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@LTGetsPolitical Yes Trump won because comedians in alternative media spoke to candidates from the other major political party in the country during an election year. Brilliant!
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I wonder who helped bring the people responsible for this misery to power.
Home of the Brave@OfTheBraveUSA
Tim Dillon: "This is what we're doing? I thought the cost of groceries was gonna go down? No, no, no, we're ending the world…The price of a house is never coming down — we're ending the world.…The foreign and economic policy of our country currently right now is the rapture."
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“We didn’t want Surf Dracula to just get on his board and surf”
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@crackcray @notch make something that isn't a scam token you fucken loser
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Reading this book called "Stoner" about a guy who married a bitch after dating her for a few weeks and is sad because he doesn't stick up for himself
I'm told this is one of the greatest books of all time
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Leadership here is awful and lies consistently. Delete these goons from your media diet
CNN@CNN
A post regarding the two individuals arrested for throwing homemade bombs outside of New York City Mayor Zohran Mamdani’s home failed to reflect the gravity of the incident thereby breaching the editorial standards we require for all our reporting. It has therefore been deleted.
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@its_vipin32 @CultureCrave The issue is the maps are bad and players don't want to play the same terrible ones over and over again
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@CultureCrave 7 million copies, #1 seller, record launch... and EA still axes Battlefield devs.
This is why we can't have nice things. Fire the board instead. 🔥
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EA is laying off staff across all Battlefield studios
‘Battlefield 6’ was the highest-selling game in the US in 2025
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Since when did Millennials have Walkmans and land lines?
Reads with Ravi@readswithravi
Just me? 📚📚
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