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@ksorbs @elonmusk Elon turns and says you did it and he wants you arrested

@ASvanevik He pooped twice before lunch and in his mind that means trade war

is there any rational reason Trump would launch trade wars against *everyone at the same time*? besides generally being in a rush

@ASvanevik Are you in HK at the minute?!? It’s like everyone is over

The OG custodial stablecoin.

@JpgSzikora @EuropcarUK @glastonbury It’s ridiculous… took 2hours and in the end @Avis gave us a bigger car for the same price and an extra day just in case Never going near @EuropcarUK again

@a_finbar @EuropcarUK @glastonbury Had this with another friend before - We had to show them a map to prove there was a Newcastle in NI 😂

Just turned up to collect a car from @EuropcarUK Was refused for having a #northernirish driving license. Thanks guys. Doing your best to ruin @glastonbury

@RobertLindsay You’re rationing eggs today…

Oh here we go another woke driven leftie banging on about the state of Britain

@RichardBattye Maybe it evens out due to the two scale system I provide

@RichardBattye Higher the glass the more important the individual. You lower your glass to elders and superiors. Questionable consideration on heights in this moment.

Oh no… No one has told #Putin about the glass height, cheersing thingy which is so important in #China #XiJinping not happy

@Eyeswideopen69 She’s also laying that brick wrong… shoddy craft to top it all off!

She thinks she’s opening a constituency country club. Terrifyingly unaware of the human distress she is inflicting.

@LukePollard ORCS

Overnight Plymouth’s Conservative council chopped down nearly 100 trees in the city centre. It’s a scene of environmental devastation and utter council vandalism. I’m appalled at the actions of the Tory Council. Sad day for our city. #plymouth #ArmadaWay

No he hasn’t and never would. This is outrageous and dangerously provocative.

@Conservatives Won’t stop @GaryLineker

We’re ramping up investment in defence with an extra £5 billion to meet the challenges of an increasingly volatile and complex world.

@RishiSunak Jesus rishi… Way to go and ease tensions

As the world becomes more volatile and competition between states becomes more intense, the UK must be ready to stand our ground. We’re investing in our armed forces for the long-term so we’re ready for the challenges of today and of the future.

@scottygb Bargain Basement Britain

Update: they are able to show viewers still photography from football games, so that’s something.

Good luck to GB News who have announced that they are doing an Alternative Match of the Day today programme with pundits… … but as they don’t own any sporting rights they won’t be able to show viewers any football action or goals.

@CatharineHoey @GaryLineker @BBC Bet it means he’s not allowed his own opinion though…

If @GaryLineker is no longer being paid by @bbc does this mean we can all have a slight refund in our television licence ?

@CatharineHoey He used Twitter you twit

Gary Lineker is entitled to his views - he is not entitled to use his privileged position as a BBC commentator to preach when he is paid by the licence fee to comment on football. It is a publicly owned broadcaster .If he doesn’t like that he can go to a privately run TV station

@Samfr @kitandrew1 Should we not all be boycotting the #BBC until it isn’t a #tory mouth piece?

These are the BBC rules on social media and it is v hard to see how Lineker broke them. (Via @kitandrew1)

In 2011, Jeremy Clarkson called for striking workers to be "shot in front of their families". He continued to present Top Gear for another four years. After criticising plans to criminalise asylum seekers, Gary Linekar has lasted three days.

So powerful.