Amanda Bartke

Big baby

Only driving 30-45 minutes to work in California versus 2 hours each way in Texas is wild.

@cvspharmacy mail order is a joke and they have messed up my stuff AGAIN after being forced back to using them.

Quarterly proof of life

@kayleesanfor I'm so sorry for your loss, that's absolutely terrible 😭

I have not gotten a piercing in so long that I have forgotten how to be careful and am very quickly realizing how much disregard I have for my body ☠️

@smu96 My knee is on its last leg. Moments like these I wish I was a Mrs. Potato Head doll so I could just pull the bad one off and pop on a new one 😂

@a_manatee_ Knee replacements and appliances. We’re shopping for both right now 😂

What do you even do when you turn 29? Pre-pay for my knee replacement?

Best friend telepathy is accidentally scheduling your dental cleanings on the same day so your teeth hurt at the same time @ConnorsChaos

Things I'm still depressed about: - Never being able to see @issues live again

Updated my Sim 🖤

I could listen to Caramel on a loop and not get tired of it.

Being almost 29 is being excited to buy a sudoku book to do in your free time ☠️

Trying to wear high top vans is its own struggle, but when you have ankle and general foot mobility issues it's just 💀

Even my maps knows I'm crashing out and immediately popped up for directions to the tattoo shop.

I think I'm due to crash out soon. It was simply a matter of time.

I have a different profile picture across every social media I have and not a single one reflects how I currently look. ☠️

My bank account is telling me I do not have the $$ to finish my arm right now, but the devil in my brain is saying otherwise.

Left my house? Who is she?

Almost running over someone was not on my list today.