Allen Alberson

@tedcruz How many Texas senators run to Cancun to avoid power failure?

Just out of curiosity, how many illegal aliens are actual rocket scientists? 🤔

@FlaggEagleton I get all my news from Dunder Miflin times! Git er sun

Did I do that? 🤣🤣🤣

@MosesLakePD @moseslakerealty

@OpenAI please help me. I can’t log on

@DualReality69 @WUTangKids You do t know much about those guys do you?

Apparently Jason Aldean and country singers that are backing him are now calling themselves "outlaws” 🤣….these guys would beg to differ

@Puggysdad @aidan_on_twitr @ripwaterdog @ZackBornstein And there’s your answer

@aidan_on_twitr @ripwaterdog @ZackBornstein You follow RT, dude.

I’m no economist, but Netflix lost $18 billion in value yesterday, enough to fund every ask the writers and actors made for 36 years

@Jason_Aldean Really because that song came off as a racist rant by a racist southern asshole.

In the past 24 hours I have been accused of releasing a pro-lynching song (a song that has been out since May) and was subject to the comparison that I (direct quote) was not too pleased with the nationwide BLM protests. These references are not only meritless, but dangerous. There is not a single lyric in the song that references race or points to it- and there isn’t a single video clip that isn’t real news footage -and while I can try and respect others to have their own interpretation of a song with music- this one goes too far. As so many pointed out, I was present at Route 91-where so many lost their lives- and our community recently suffered another heartbreaking tragedy. NO ONE, including me, wants to continue to see senseless headlines or families ripped apart. Try That In A Small Town, for me, refers to the feeling of a community that I had growing up, where we took care of our neighbors, regardless of differences of background or belief. Because they were our neighbors, and that was above any differences. My political views have never been something I’ve hidden from, and I know that a lot of us in this Country don’t agree on how we get back to a sense of normalcy where we go at least a day without a headline that keeps us up at night. But the desire for it to- that’s what this song is about.

@GarySinise Hard pass. I used to respect you Gary

Powerful trailer for my friend Jim’s new film Sound of Freedom. Coming tomorrow July 4. youtu.be/FiZgs7dyBZg

@TeamYouTube So the movies you host on YouTube for money have no sex or nudity correct? They are all edited to abide by YouTube rules on sex and nudity or do you ignore it since it’s more profitable?

@tophersimmons @AP They are all shit. Every damn one of them that holds office or posts on Twitter

@AP Wait - another GOP member leads the swamp lords in corruption? Whoa, never seen that before. #swamplords #GOPistheswamp

BREAKING: Ex-Republican House Speaker Larry Householder has been sentenced to 20 years in prison for orchestrating a $60M bribery scheme dubbed the largest corruption scandal in Ohio history. Convicted of racketeering in April, he is expected to appeal. apnews.com/article/briber…

@Trueful7 @Jim_Jordan They can’t get molested if they’re aborted. That’s why he’s “pro life”

Screaming Gym what is a pro life tie. You are not wearing one. All we see is a Team that Won the Super Bowl. Great for them. People are not against ProLifers. They can have all the babies they want but what we are against is to tell women they can’t have control over their bodies. Or have an abortion when the fetus is dying or dead inside them and stopping Doctors from medically assisting these women.

Super Bowl champ wears pro-life tie to White House visit. Love it! catholicnewsagency.com/news/254503/nf…

@trwill1957 @HalfwayPost Yeah they don’t science well.

@HalfwayPost While they’re at it, could they please explain how in all depictions of Adam & Eve they’re shown with bellybuttons. Explain that please. 🤦🏻‍♂️🤦🏻‍♂️

BREAKING: Judges in 6 states have now removed Bibles from school libraries citing GOP laws banning books with sexual content, with one judge pointing out that almost immediately Adam and Eve’s kids are doing incest, and then Lot’s daughters rape him when he’s drunk.

@DoorDash_Help and I are as given a late on the last one, even tho I had to go through two agents to complete the order

@DoorDash_Help and again, another order from @Popeyes again in the wrong address. Another load of bullshit from the agent

@DoorDash_Help and there it is. My completion rate drops to 99% because your GPS is wrong and you won’t fix it, and your agent fucks around instead of letting me check in

@DoorDash_Help and door dash simply doesn’t care.