Adam Lear

Fixed deadline, negotiable scope.

Not wild about posting on this here platform again, but I'm trying to reach @nomadiccatyurts for Reasons™️. Good reasons, just trying to share some joy! Y'all's support email bounced with a "server is misconfigured" message, Instagram was a bust, and DMs here appear disabled

Arachnophobia is so stupid I mean why do you even care if these spiders get married

Google Meet holds you hostage until you complete the goal of the meeting

I feel like you’re truly a senior engineer when a new react feature comes out and you’re like ugh great now I have to learn this bullshit

@alexlmiller @AlmostMedia Mine was super uneventful, didn't even need painkillers beyond ibuprofen after. Smoothies help, but bite-sized regular food is fine too. I made the dubious choice of going to a housewarming a couple days after my surgery and was nibbling on crudite like a rabbit lol

I'm getting my wisdom teeth out on Monday. Any tips on surviving oral surgery as an adult? @AlmostMedia will be my full time nurse so taking smoothie recipes, tv shows, etc

me at 16: i am going to be so successful when i grow up me now: maybe someday i will have enough energy to start a hobby

@kylejrp @tinkertim have you been spying on my commits again 😅

@aalear @tinkertim second only to myusername/Jira-ticket-number/change-description-for-real-this-time

Man, saying goodbye to a pet really sucks. Gonna miss you, Jasper. You were the best little buddy anyone could ask for.

retiring

Americans: I use miles and pounds Europeans: I use kilometres and kilograms Canadians: [snorting a line of assorted measuring systems] I'm 5'3, I weigh 150lbs, horses weigh 1000kgs, my house is an hour away and I drive 80 km/h to get there, I need a cup of flour and 1L of milk

"We haven't even shipped your order yet, so why not buy more stuff" sure is a bold marketing strategy

@TedGoas I still haven't fully unpacked from my last trip in April ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

When I get back from a trip, I have to immediately unpack before I can sit down and relax. Am I a weirdo or do other people do this?

@tarynpivots I hope it goes smoothly and the recovery is swift!

@tarynpivots Getting new eyes sounds pretty rad though

i’ve been struggling to put this into words for a while but i think a lot of this AI art craze comes down to these guys feeling the joy of being creative for the first time and mistaking it for something much deeper.

you can charge your apple pencil with vision pro

Is my code pretty? No. But does it work? Also no. But is it well documented? Absolutely not.

Fidelity projected retirement age