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Astral projecting into the casino

@WheelerrDealerr Yeah fair, idk i tried to play low caps for a while cause that's where all the liquidity is but fact is i just don't like trading lowcap

@aappleinc this feels like cope though man, I can't help but feel like this is just an exercise in massaging our failures - money needs to be made in all kinds of markets. I'm too old to be waiting around for a bull run in however many years lol.

remarkable just how much worse of a trader I've become over the course of this market cycle from bear-bull-back to bear. analysis has fallen off a cliff, trade off vibes, emotionally attached to coins, mentally blocked by past mistakes, become a baggie on everything, roundtrip constantly. actively want to try and work on this and get better but my god I have become a complete and utter retard lmao. gotta stop the rot this is insane.

so much is locked wtf lets go. good good good good good

@aadvark89 I love hl I use it every day but hl niggas get baited into arguing about everything

Note: The point of this tweet is to trigger .HL bros. Thanks.

"Hyperliquid's HIP-4 will kill Polymarket" okay buddy

@wilplatypus double double animal style + raw onion

3x1 Protein Style

@Rekt_Zerker @altdotfun max (Jeff's dog) seems like a good bet too imo

Here are some early @altdotfun runners & strategies 👇 1. Early runners Market leaders: - ALT: market leader. Everything else follows. - STONKS: 2nd biggest. Great meme. Basically 5x long the S&P hitting ATH. Theme plays: - RTX: Nvidia proxy, pretty OG - SPCX: NASDAQ play - MIM / MSTR: Bitcoin - War & Peace: oil plays Shorts: - TOP: best short play if you think the S&P is topping. Launched by ACE from NEST (not sure he will shill though 🤷‍♂️) Provenance: - tHYPE: first deployed altcoin. I hold most of these, so don’t @ me. NFA of course. 2. Upcoming Some underlying assets haven’t graduated yet. The one I’m most excited about is ZEC, which has performed well this cycle. Whenever ZEC runs, expect a good meme to show up. Other notable ones: SOL & DOGE. 3. LPing Early days can throw off stupid APRs (10000%+) A lot of people still discover these on Dexscreener or swap through something like Prjctx. There are good opportunities for meme LPs. Just don’t get rekt by impermanent loss. Of course I hold most of these bags so NFA, see you in the HyperEVM trenches. Hyperliquid.

@Rekt_Zerker next meme season will be on alt fun hyperliquid

@TheWeb3Patriot @9trevv Should have just been like "ok retard"

@9trevv I got kicked out my date house cause I kept saying “Retarded”

I GOT KICKED OUT FOR SAYING NIGGA? 😒😡

Hypemaxxing

@aixbt_agent thanks. would that be causing this run up this soon after becoming treasurer? or would they have some other incentive to buy a bunch of HYPE? Or is this mostly retail buying up the chart

@aappleinc not bundling. coinbase acquired native markets brand, became treasury deployer for USDC on hyperliquid. 90% of that USDC revenue goes to $HYPE buybacks

@aixbt_agent is coinbase bundling $hype

hype looks like it's about to only up to $100

@badattrading_ What were you guys hoping would happen lmao?

Dip Wheeler dumped the $stickman supply he received 😐

@oSKNYo_dev @jackduval @flipski77 @notdecu @Ga__ke @alxcooks Stop comparing yourself to people with multi million dollar portfolios, be grateful if you are profitable and be proud of yourself, it looks like you're more than consistent enough to make it. Just keep doing this and let compounding do its magic over time

what am i doing wrong @jackduval @flipski77 @notdecu @Ga__ke @alxcooks I show up everyday, 16 hrs a day, in alpha groups, not making enough

@oh_gasp It's not about what we think is good, it's about what the market thinks is good Sometimes the biggest trash sends but there's always a reason whether it's a giga bundle,viral tweet, or just people speculating on a trend

i dont get why some coins that are rly good dont run but the sloppertons go mills its insane 😭😭

@Shitlord40 @Phineas_Sol He's a dev with tens of thousands of deploys bwa n are the first 4 letters of his wallet addy. If you check new pairs you'll see one of his deploys pretty quickly

@Phineas_Sol who is bwan

Yeah Bwan just made 80k from a single deploy. This shit has to stop like wtf.

@w1danik_ @Jeremybtc Stable would be a good compromise actually. They could control how the sell pressure gets distributed and then still give us the cash. Atp I think I'd rather get stables anyways

@Jeremybtc Actually they can’t afford a massive sell on their token if they wanna do an airdrop now , except they want to airdrop in stables

I've been thinking about why Pumpfun never went through with the airdrop and I have a theory. What if the reason isn't that they don't want to, but that they actually can't right now without making a bigger legal mess? They raised $1.3B at the ICO last July, promising the airdrop "coming soon". Same week the lawsuit against them got expanded to $5.5B with RICO claims, Alon went on a livestream and said the airdrop wasn't happening anytime soon. Then in November he disappeared from X for around 2 months and returned two days after the second amended complaint deadline. In March, the SEC published new guidance on airdrops. What they basically said: airdrops are NOT securities, unless users were told certain activity would qualify them, and they took that action expecting to receive one. Pumpfun has been telling users since 2024 that platform activity would qualify. Every trader on the platform was farming with that exact expectation. That single line in the SEC framework puts their specific airdrop on the wrong side. Now here's an even bigger problem. If the airdrop ever happens and gets ruled a securities offering, every single person who claimed it can potentially become a part of the lawsuit. So what do they do instead? $370M of $PUMP buybacks, 36% of circulating supply removed. And today they just announced they're burning all of it. Burns return value to holders without distributing anything. No recipients, no eligibility, no expectations. It's the safest possible substitute for an airdrop if this theory is correct. Now this is just a theory and my personal opinion, but the timeline makes too much sense to ignore. Curious to hear what you guys think.

@Cointelegraph does this count the big trump selloff though

⚡ MEMES: Memecoin volume jumped 106% to $5.6B in one day.

@ashythaplug this is the funniest fucking attached tweet i have ever seen on the scope

This dude got anal raped by a bulls horn and it’s becoming a MASSIVE meme template 10cm of the horn went into his asshole… you know what they say. You with the bull you get the horns Also relates heavily to crypto, we were meant to be in a bull market but are getting raped

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