Aaron Thomas

@JesterJum And 8 would as well.

@JesterJum No, the red states in 5 are just itching to fuck up the blue states in our region and would gladly join alongside 4 and 6 to set up a base of operations on both of our sectors.

Realistically, Groups 4 and 6 team up since we align on the most important items and then we proceed to wipe the floor with the rest of the country. Am I wrong?

@ChrisMurphyCT There were a lot of douchebags there. It’s no surprise that you ran into another one.

Look who I ran into at the No Kings rally in Torrance, California.

@ericswalwell No one is scared of you, asshole. When Fanv Fang was pegging you, she must’be poisoned the tip with something that caused your brain to rot.

Donald Trump is targeting me. He’s trying to influence the election. There is only one reason why: he’s scared. wapo.st/3O8dXOq

@Ultrahog96 @Scott_Wiener You’re kind. I’d send him to the morgue.

@Scott_Wiener Good, if you've got a pecker and go into a women's bathroom you go to jail. If you go in there while my wife, daughter, or granddaughter are in there, you go to the hospital, then jail!

It’s about to become a felony in Idaho for a trans person to use the restroom. State prison for using the restroom. Let that sink in. These people have no limits.

@Scott_Wiener Waaaaaah! Biological boys won’t be able to beat their dick meat in the girls bathroom anymore. Waaaaaah! Fuck you, asshole!

A Seattle judge said we couldn't show the faces of the 33 Antifa & anti-Israel radicals who caused over $1 million in damage to the brand new engineering building at UW in May. So here are their faces & names: Tayler Hart, Max Rulff, Zachary Wallaced-Wells, Jade Wu, Jessica Schutz, Luisa Ortega Subdiaz, Ginger Newberry, Kimaya Mahajan, Gina Liu, Lea Keating, Akira Junyaprusert, Anna Hattle, Julia Fraczek, Cade Jackson, Jonas Piper, Ty Park, Lucy Zern, Tasbeet Iman, Ricardo Colon-Galvez, Roberta Collison, Ella Tunduwani, Zainab Chattha, Riley Centerwall, Catherine Brown, Brett Anton, Claire Berger, Yasmin Ahmed, Yafate Yared, Geneveve Konijisky, Finn Brown, Bailey Keen, Lucas Nichols-Mcauslan and Sam Sueoka. It was all a matter of public record long before the judge made the ruling. KOMO News made this handy collage. Please share

@NYCMayor You stupid motherfuckwr, what do you think the C stands for in ICE? It’s aCustoms, dumbass! As in, you have to pass through Customs when you arrive at the airport on an international flight. You’re just dumb all fucking day!

ICE doesn’t belong at our airports. Our Office of Immigrant Affairs has updated guidance and you can call their legal hotline at 800-354-0365.

@RepDanGoldman Next to that list is a list of citizens that you’ve helped that are not currently employed at the office. It’s blank.

⁨In the triage center at my Manhattan office, I have a list of people we are working to free from unlawful ICE detention. Today, I wiped the 27th name off that list. Every release is a real victory. And we’re not stopping here.⁩

@ittybitty_tsc They do when they’re innocent and being slandered, dipshit!

BREAKING: Erika Kirk has started sending cease-and-desist letters to X users who accuse her of killing her husband, Charlie Kirk. Innocent ppl don’t usually have to do that.

@MarinaMedvin No John Smiths?

Five more convicted in the Feeding Our Future fraud scheme in Minnesota: Ikram Yusuf Mohamed, Shakur Abdinur Abdisalam, Aisha Hassan Hussein, Sahra Sharif Osman, and Fadumo Mohamed Yusuf. 63 convicts in this scheme (and counting) include: Abdiaziz Shafii Farah, Mohamed Jama Ismail, Abdimajid Mohamed Nur, Mukhtar Mohamed Shariff, Hayat Mohamed Nur, Sharon Ross, Sahra M. Nur, Bekam Merdassa, Hadith Yusuf Ahmed, Hanna Marekgn, Abdul Abubakar Ali, Anab Awad, Liban Yasin Alishire, Mulata Ali, Muhamed Ali Hussein, Lul Bashir Ali, Abdulkadir Awale, Qamar Hassan, Abdikadir Kadiye, Yusuf Ali, Filsan Hassan, Ahmed Sharif Omar-Hashim, Hoda Ali Abdi, Abdulkarim Shafii Farah, etc. Aimee Bock, the founder and executive director of the fake nonprofit, was also convicted.

@BBGreatMoments Scooter Gennett

When I say “four home run game,” who’s the first player you think of?

@DAOoriginal @MyShirtyLaundry @MbarkCherguia He’s in his mid-thirties in dog years.

@MyShirtyLaundry @MbarkCherguia He’s UNDERAGE!!!!!

Should dogs THIS big be allowed in the cabin on planes?

@MbarkCherguia He should be in First Class. Obviously, he’s a very distinguished gentleman.

@EFischberger The overweight chicks with huge tits know better than to believe the horny guy will call but they still put out too.

"I know Iran doesn't want a nuke because it said it doesn't want a nuke" —— Joe Kent, March 2026

American elections are for American citizens only. Retweet if you agree.

@Tonysmarkettips Yeah, we did. Our beer commercials said, “it doesn’t get any better than this!”

Man, we didn't even know how good we had it ......

@justalexoki Goats that we don’t fuck

alhamdulillah goes so hard. what do christians have

@cammillerfilms He’s the reason so many of them choose 13 as their number

Did I miss it? Did the FOX guys not mention Davey Concepcion when discussing great Venz. shortstops? This should be a felony.

@Neccccy I don’t think the lion needs any help.

Would you help him if you had a rifle ?