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😎 Just pranked my roommates by taking out the trash and recycling and doing all the dishes 😎

@TheBBallSage “Make real moves” is not a strategy, bud.

Fixing the Warriors isn't even that hard... 1) Dray takes less or is traded. $27M? LOL... 2) Wanna make the Playoffs? Gotta move Jimmy. Sad, but true. That's what? $54M? 3) POTSingis? Totally unserious. Unless Celebrini pulls a miracle, there's no way he's worth $30M. 4) Podz. Gotta move on before he wants that extension. Sell. All told you've got nearly $100M in salary and ALL your draft picks to work with. There is NO excuse not to build a real team around Steph this off-season. Absolutely none. Forget the Giannis nonsense and lock the fuck in. Make real moves. Sadly, I have basically no confidence that Lacob will allow such investment to occur. Steph is gonna have to FINALLY stick his foot up Lacob's ass in public. Or pull some levers he never has before. If he doesn't - his career is over.

@bobbilly240 @blonde__moment @eastvillageguy Yes.

Can’t wait for the Bad Bunny halftime show to absolutely suck and for every girl to be like “omg that was amazing”

@hornsbykid @0xDevShah I don’t know man it doesn’t seem like people are going to riot unless they take away our phones. A lot of bad stuff happening and not a lot being done by the public.

@0xDevShah The problem is that it's so tied up in the menagerie of funding, these companies pass back and forth. In this economy there's ZERO chance that the public would allow a bailout. You'd literally have people rioting in the streets. So I'm not really sure how they'll absorb the loss

openai's only chance to agi was being a research first company that shipped products (like anthropic) but slop altman inverted it into a product first company that does research. it was over when ilya walked. they lost the one person who understood this. now, openai is just a saas company with a trillion in capex plans with no one knowing what to spend it on.

@slotslv @RivalsAssembled What devs? Didn’t they all get laid off?

@RivalsAssembled The devs cooked with this trailer tbh

‼️MARVEL RIVALS SEASON 3 TRAILER THE ABYSS AWAKENS

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@EdenEmarco177 @OpenAI SEO is our AO is in?

@OpenAI Prediction: Just like websites have robots.txt for search engines today, soon they'll have agents.txt – dedicated spaces where AI agents can discover, navigate and interact with services. The web will evolve from being crawler-friendly to being agent-native 🤖

A research preview of Operator, an agent that can use its own browser to perform tasks for you.

Services as Software Part 3 is here. And it's not about opportunity, it's about extinction. Why? Services as Software isn't just a $4.6T opportunity. It's the end of software as we know it. The $300B enterprise software industry is facing its asteroid moment. SAP, @Oracle , @salesforce - the foundation these giants built on is crumbling. Not from competition. Not from the cloud. But from something far more fundamental. For 40 years, we built software backward: Systems of Record (Salesforce) for forms, Systems of Engagement (@SlackHQ) for interfaces, Systems of Intelligence for analytics. Each layer tried fixing problems of the last. But they all shared one fatal flaw: humans had to translate their work for computers to understand it. Enter Systems of Agents. Systems of Agents will begin by automating human workflows, initially coexisting with all existing systems. The old boundaries between data entry, engagement, and analysis won’t just blur—they’ll become irrelevant. And Systems of Agents will be the new source of truth.

@ArmenAgha Absolutely cannot wait to see the things y’all build, @perceptroninc 🙌

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"Service as Software" is Silicon Valley's hottest buzzword right now. Everyone's talking about SaaS becoming service providers, but no one's explaining HOW. The answer? After 6 months of research and 100s of startup conversations, we have the answer: Systems of Agents. We're looking at a $4.6T opportunity.

Inefficiencies across supply chains cost businesses $1.6T annually. We believe AI can address these inefficiencies. @FoundationCap

The evolution of observability is a case study in solving problems while inadvertently creating new ones. Early pioneers like Splunk and AppDynamics made opaque systems transparent. Their success was clear: Splunk's 2012 IPO valued it north of 1B+

Goodbye AIOps: welcome AgentSREs—the next $100B opportunity "AIOps" is just another buzzword that fails to capture the true potential of AI in IT ops and observability. We're on the cusp of a fundamental shift in how organizations monitor, debug, and optimize complex software systems.

@TutorialMaster8 @Mortdog Try being lucky?

@Mortdog My hate for Wandering Trainers is unmesurable because rng is garbage both irl and in games. If I would play normals, I may like it sometimes but the amount of lp that I lost due to this augment is, nicely said, tilting

TFT Players only want one thing

@Frodan Love that you put an “executive” summary here 📈

TFT 14.2 Patch First Impression Spark Notes Executive Summary: - Likely a reroll dominated meta by S tier comps with some 4 costs capping high to win lobbies - Best 1 costs to reroll: Jinx >> Yasuo > Annie - Best 2 costs to reroll: Kat > Jax/Kayle/Kaisa - Best 3 costs to reroll: Vex > Samira/Yone/Riven/Urgot > Lulu/Lux/MF - Strongest 4 costs: Ezreal Flex, Ahri Flex, Karthus/Viego/Akali shenanigans - Avoid Twisted Fate/Disco right now - Headliner bug fix means greeding for specific headliners is way more punishing. If you're looking for a specific unit, usually buy the 1st you can. - I oversee the @Mobalytics TFT Tier List team that has example boards/guides to lots of these comps (still need to do final touches for this patch): mobalytics.gg/tft/team-comps - Will do a full meta summary videos over at youtube.com/frodantv [S tier] - Strongest comps to plan around [Punk Jinx] - Jinx BIS: LW + GS + AD item. Lots of folks play Rageblade but data suggests its good not BIS. Basically just play bow items. - Extended play is literally the best augment in the game right now (3.8 avp). Heroic presence also very strong and can pick at 2-1. - Use your discounted Punk Roll EVERY turn. Especially important early Stage 2 because your chances at 1 costs are much higher. - Go for a 4 Guardian frontline with Pantheon, Amumu, Thresh, +1 - Common mistake: Do NOT itemize Pantheon. Itemize Amumu instead. - 6 Punk is always worth chasing. Best emblem holders: Yorick, Lucian, Poppy [6 Executioner Vex] - We realized middle of last patch you don't need Twin Terror to play Executioners because Vex was just that OP. Now she's nerfed, but she still cranks out amazing damage at 3*. - Expose weakness 2nd best augment in the game (4.0 avp) - Play around Vex 3, Amumu 3, and either Twitch/Samira 3. - Most common way to play is to stabilize around Twitch on level 6 then roll on level 7 in Stage 4+ - Ideal headliner is Executioner +1, but you can take Emo Vex or Guardian Amumu if needed. Play around 4 executioner instead. - Backline items are not that important. You generally just need things that make sense. - Vex: Mana, DC/AP items, Morello - Twitch/Samira: AD, AS - Amumu (solo frontline): Stoneplate, Tank, Evenshroud/Spark (shred is mandatory!) - Can still play Twin Terror Vex btw, its still very good and likely the best TT comp lol [Country Reroll] - Urgot is stronger so you can itemize him too now, but you mostly still play around Vex 3 - Samira BIS: IE + GS + AD - Urgot BIS: RedBuff + BB + AD - Mandatory for have armor reduction with LW or Evenshroud - Play from early Samira/Urgot drop and strong tempo/econ - Country emblem on Sett/Vex/whatever 3* you hit - If Vex is contested, focus on Urgot 3 as duo with Samira [Crowd Diver Katarina] - Katarina is back to being very reliable for Top 4s, rarely wins lobbies though. - Slow roll on 6 for Kat 3 + Superfans - Crowd Diver headliner VERY important, don't play Country Kat - BIS: JG + HOJ + HOJ (superfan item) - Level to 8/9 for Crowd Divers. Zed secondary carry. Qiyana leftover stuff. [Heartsteel Ezreal Flex] - Likely the best way to play for a 1st this patch - Play from early Heartsteel (latest stage 3) / massive econ start - Slam generic AD items such as IE, Evenshroud, Red Buff, etc. - Ezreal BIS: BB + IE + AD item/Red Buff - Level to 8 and roll for a secondary carry. Most common duo carry is Zed but you have many options like Jhin/Lucian/Poppy/Viego/Cait/MF. - Very hard line because you can easily die since you need to max greed with Heartsteel. - FOCUS ON FRONTLINE UPGRADES. Just because you hit Ez 2 / Zed 2 doesn't mean you're always stable to go to level 9. - Cap at level 9 with Jhin 2, Illaoi, and other 5 costs. - I put out a full massive guide on YT with a bunch of different ways to play it: youtu.be/_jhjR0qmrFI [Pentakill Karthus/Akali] - Karthus rework makes you want to prioritize CASTING more than straight up AP. Mana + attack speed Karthus. - Karthus BIS: Shojin + Adaptive/2nd shojin/Mana/Rageblade + JG (if no executioner) - Play around Olaf/Kayle/Superfan early - Always aim for 7 Pentakill if you can, but make sure they are upgraded. Not worth playing 1* units. - Otherwise, flex around 4 Executioner, KDA, Superfan, Pentakill, etc. - Best Pentakill Emblem holder: Akali - We also found out last patch Viego is a BEAST. Sometimes out damages everyone else if you give him 3 items. - Don't greed your headliner too much. Karthus/Viego/Akali all work. [Ahri Flex] - Most common setups: KDA/Spellweavers or Superfan Flex - Superfan Flex (aka Ahri "Warriors") means you play Ahri + duo carry of whatever 4 cost melee headliner you can hit: Viego, Akali, Poppy, Zed - Slam whatever items you can to tempo/preserve HP and roll on 8 - Win condition is often get to level 9 for Sona 2 - Play around different breakpoints like 5 KDA/5 SW/4 Sentinel/4 Guardian. Doesn't matter just stall for Ahri to ramp. - Ahri BIS: BB, Nashor, Gunblade - Melee items worth slamming: BT, TR, EON, HOJ, SG, GS, RedBuff, etc. [A tier] - Lots of strong comps here that can contend with S Tier but has a conditional setup [Fast 9 Legendaries] - Play from giga rich starts (portals, Hedge Fund, Hearsteel, etc.) - Play the strong late game packages: 4 bigshot Ezreal/Jhin, Yorick/Illaoi/Thresh/Sett, Ziggs/Sona/Bard/Jazz, etc. - Only in A tier because it can win many games but its rare to pull off unless you're Setsuko-tier [8-Bit Riven] - Riven damage nerfed. Weaker top end, but still very strong if you hit everything. Much more positioning dependent now. - Riven BIS: Healing + Giantslayer + Quicksilver (or anti CC) - Not that important to get 8-bit stacking early but it helps - 8 bit emblem always worth chasing. 6 8-Bit can win lobbies. Best holders: Viego, Lucian - Remaining AD items on Caitlyn [Crowd Diver Yone] - Headliner nerfed and other things got stronger. Not sure if S tier anymore. Harder to stabilize on Stage 4 with Yone 2 now. - People have gotten better at positioning vs Yone. Be careful about frontlining him vs heavy CC units. - Get to level 7 and roll for Yone 3* - Crowd Diver headliner preferred but oftentimes you're taking whatever you can get - Yone BIS: IE + HOJ + TR - Remaining AD items on Zed/Viego/Qiyana [True Damage Yasuo] - Play with lots of early Yasuos - Don't level early and focus on hitting Yasuo 3 during Stage 3 - Play into vertical of the headliner trait. 6 True Damage / 7 Edgelords both good. - Yasuo BIS: EON + IE + HOJ / GS if you have healing augments & stuff [Bruiser Olaf] - Play with lots of early Olafs - Don't level early and focus on hitting Olaf 3 during Stage 3 - Bruiser way better than Pentakill. 6 Bruiser is a big breakpoint. - Olaf BIS: TR + TR + TR/SG/QS (Gargantuan Resolve insane) [Spellweaver Reroll] - Can reroll Annie, Seraphine, Lulu - General BIS for all 3: BB + Nashor + Gunblade/AP - Preferred Headliner: Emo Annie, KDA Seraphine, Hyperpop Lulu [Other Rerolls] - Bigshot MF / Kaisa (That's Jazz Baby) - RB + LW + AD - EDM Lux - DC + AA + HGB - Mosher Jax (Submit to the Pit) - JG + HOJ + GS - Pentakill Kayle (Metalheads) - GRB + HGB + AA [B tier] - Not looking to play it unless Mortdog magically makes the stars align [Disco TF] - Much weaker now that TF and vertical Disco got nerfed - Still strong early game so you can play Disco for tempo into other AP lines if you'd like. If you can get to level 9 and cap with 5 costs you can win. - Getting stuck on level 8 means you will bot 4. Don't kill your econ on level 8. - Sona with Rageblade caps the board. AS @ Sona 1, AP @ Sona 2. [True Damage Flex] - Avoid playing without emblem - Ideal item holders: Caitlyn, Zed, Ahri, Lucian, Jhin - 9 True Damage still very strong - Play around flex cheap, efficient traits like Superfan, KDA, etc. [Other Rerolls] - 8 Bit Corki - Superfan Gnar - TD Senna - The undiscovered Twin Terror comps (too new to know) -- Last thoughts: That should cover 95%+ of the meta. Some of this is very subject to change, especially stuff like how to optimize Karthus and rerolls. There may be some other things I'm not including but that's inevitable with patch evolution. I expect lots of Twin Terror variants to be viable. One bonus idea people are clamoring about is Twin Terror Lulu. Everyone hated on Caitlyn but I think she's alright. Most people are not buying her enough in pinch spots. Our mobalytics tier list is literally being updated and debated as I type this up, so it may look different even tomorrow vs the next day. If you made it this far, thanks to reading and good luck on the patch!

@dustinmuenchow Still want you to download @Wutch_App on iOS ;)

“Your item has shipped!” Liar! A label has been created. Nothing has shipped.

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