Abe Bermudez

@TheGriftReport I check if the person behind me is doing it, if they are then it’s fair game if they are not then I won’t do it lol

Please don’t come to me for advice… there’s a high chance will just end up at Buffalo Wild Wings 😝

4 something in the morning and I had to take a dookie, Doing by business like 😊💩🧐 I’m out of toilet paper….. what the fuck do I do now?

@Anthony_T92 Evolution bro, when an animal needs to evolve the offsprings will inherit the evolution

@abebdz Explain to me how the egg came first ? Who laid the first egg? Lol

What came first, the chicken or the egg?!

Today I tried making sushi 😋 I ended up ordering some instead 🙃

@_KrystalW What’s that???

Okay I literally need to start finding people to make my emotes now. 👀

F. ✍🏻 @seebangnow

I AM TIRED OF THE PATRON HAND SANITIZER

Me: I think ima take a quick nap 😴 Nap: nah bitch ima take you 😈 Me: wakes up hours later to darkness confuse, scared and violated 😒

When you run out of hand sanitizer do you refill it with vodka and take shots at work or just me... asking for a friend

This just reminds me of how I have no friends 😒

I really thought I did something lmao turns out I didn’t 😳

People are being very brave during quarantine, texting me like “I miss you buddy, when things get better we should hang out” All I know is when thing do recuperate, I expect every single one of you to keep your fucken word and “hang out” lol 😂 no take backs

Lmao true story

@Deeraaay Why can’t we retweet though

@_KrystalW 🤣

I’m dying cuz I used the passport setting to change my location to Korea on tinder and I forget that we can barley speak each others language so we’re just sending emojis back and forth to each other 😂😭😭😭

@wyattm_212 @Ask_Spectrum Not sure about Westchester but it’s out in West Covina