Reuben Garrison

@unusual_whales How about just no capital gains taxes, then these accounts would be unnecessary.

BREAKING: Trump to sign an executive order to create a new type of retirement account for workers who don’t currently have access to a 401(k) or another workplace plan, per CNBC

@thatERguy And they have a contrast allergy with creatinine of 3

When the doctor signing out says he just threw on a d-dimer just in case

@j_bambrick Looks well designed to me

“So the rain fell on the rocks for millions and millions of years and then this thing just spontaneously appeared.”

@karenmotherof2 Fast track to vertebral/carotid artery dissection and stroke

DO NOT GO TO THE VEGAS AIRPORT CHIROPRACTOR

@CoffeeBlackMD There’s no better feeling in the world than seeing your child develop, grow and blossom from the seeds you as a parent have planted.

It was a great evening. Spent with my oldest. Beers before dinner. All you can eat sushi (heroic efforts). And a soccer game where we saw the visitors vanquished. Time together. Me. And he. But it was the thoughts!! His thoughts. Articulated to me. Good thoughts. The hopes. The dreams. The philosophies of a younger man trying to make sense of the world. The thing is … they were HIS thoughts. Not mine. Not that of a child regurgitating the thoughts of his parents. HIS ideas. Built upon foundations laid by a father who has always loved him. Did I say they were good thoughts? A young and intelligent mind exploring the world and telling me HIS take. And I listened. Fascinated. Captivated. Contributing my old man perspectives. I’ve lived and loved a bit. The respectful sharing on the intellectual explorations of two different minds. Two MEN. The young and the old. Communion. Precious. Sacred. He doesn’t know the way I know tonight. But now I understand my father better. And one day he too will understand today. I’m so proud of him I could weep.

@CoffeeBlackMD My A1C and insulin were creeping up and all I did was start taking berberine and they came back down to optimal levels (this in addition to already doing cardio, resistance training, etc..)

I’m adding fasting insulin to my performance lab offerings. I get why your normie PCP doesn’t look. And I get why I want to now. There isn’t a medication that best addresses the insulin resistance. Exercise/training, weight loss, diet, sleep, movement do. No pill for that.

@NoLimitGains How does it go…bears sound smart but bulls make money

Volume is declining as price rises. Nothing else needs to be said.

@GovofCO Jesus Christ is king!

Happy Easter, Colorado!

@northwoods1980 ER: No problem. Others: yes 😂

Impression: Negative foot radiographs Do physicians and or patients have problems/issues w that impression?

@Mayzomatic +Throckmorton sign

Newly released photos of Maxx Crosby’s knee scan. Looks like the league owes the Raven’s front office an apology, doesn’t look good.

@JIMMYEDGAR Doesn’t matter with Jesus in your heart

@benlapidusmusic This has to be some viral marketing scheme from Petsmart

PETSMART Rally For Truth Tomorrow 3/8 2pm Sharp Outside the Sherman Oaks PETSMART In Los Angeles, CA We will get ANSWERS #petsmart #rally #punk #metal

@FiboSwanny “The market is being irrational since it’s not doing what I think it should”

War breaks out with Iran. Oil chokepoint risk... Inflation risk... Global instability... And the stock market closes green on the Monday after war breaking over the weekend. That’s not strength. That’s either complacency… or something already breaking beneath the surface. Sometimes the scariest price action is the one that doesn’t react. Seatbelt on?

@DickTrazy @BuzzPatterson modafinil

@BuzzPatterson Do the pilots stay awake that whole time?

Can you imagine taking off from Kansas City, flying 35 hours to and from Iran, bomb them, and have to weather divert when you got home? What a day!

@tathvamasi6 This guy has been wrong more times than his alleged IQ

Another prediction

@midascabal The market is smarter than you and it’s priced in

The markets will be BLOODY on Monday. Iran and US war begins today. I told everyone that i’m 100% in cash for a reason. Many will regret not following me sooner.

@DefiWimar It’s not a black swan if everyone knew it was going to happen. It’s priced in.

🚨 THIS IS HOW A REAL BLACK SWAN STARTS! What people were warning about has now happened. Israel and the US have launched strikes on Iran. And if you think this is just another headline that markets will ignore YOU ARE COMPLETELY WRONG. This setup is VERY different from the last symbolic strikes. This is not a one-off hit. This is the kind of operation that can last for days, and Reuters reported the US military had already been preparing for a sustained, weeks-long operation against Iran. That one fact explains a lot. Because when a conflict stops being a headline and turns into a multi-day operation, the market stops pricing “shock” and starts pricing DURATION. And duration is where the real damage starts. There are only a few ways this goes from here, and they are NOT equal. - LIGHT SHOCK: both sides exchange strikes, both claim victory, and markets slowly stabilize after the first panic. - HEAVIER SCENARIO: the US gets pulled deeper, the operation drags on, and uncertainty starts hitting oil, shipping, inflation, and military spending all at once. - WORST CASE: Iran disrupts the Strait of Hormuz, and the whole macro picture changes in hours. That last one is the REAL danger. About a fifth of global oil supply moves through the Strait of Hormuz, and Reuters has repeatedly flagged that any disruption there can push oil sharply higher. Now connect the dots. - If oil spikes, inflation risk comes back FAST. - If inflation risk comes back, yields can jump. - If yields jump, liquidity gets low. And when liquidity gets low, risk gets DUMPED. That is how the dominoes start falling. And the market is already nervous. Reuters reported Brent had already pushed to its highest since late July before the latest escalation, while tanker costs on Middle East routes hit six-year highs as war risk grew. That is NOT normal. That is the market telling you the risk premium is already building before the full chain reaction even hits. So the point is simple. This can still end as a short shock. But if it stretches, or if Hormuz gets hit, it becomes a completely different market. Not a dip. Not a fake panic. A REAL regime shift in oil, inflation, and risk. That is why you have to be ready for different paths, not just the one you hope for. And yes, moments like this can create OPPORTUNITY. But first they create CHAOS. I've studied macro for 10 years and I called almost every major market top, including the October BTC ATH. Follow and turn notifications on. I'll post the warning BEFORE it hits the headlines.

just got off the phone with my contact at jane street. he said they are panicking. absolutely shaking. they don’t know what to do. he said he’s never seen anything like this. they know they got caught. they are scared

@TheLongInvest Keep saying it, eventually you’ll be right. $HIMS $ASPN $UNH $PYPL

You could buy $UNH here and never have to buy anything else for the next 5 years and you’ll beat the market every year.

@barkmeta Something big may or may not happen and it could be up or could be down

Just got off a call with someone very connected in Washington DC... I can't repeat what they told me. Not yet. But I will say this... Watch the State of the Union address tonight. Pay VERY close attention to the futures market during Trump's speech. Between the Iran situation, the AI spiral, and everything happening globally right now... something massive is about to break. The institutions are already positioned. Wall Street already knows. The only people who don't know are regular Americans sitting at home... Pay attention. It's finally coming....