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Thinking about how “climate change will manifest as a series of disasters viewed through phones with footage that gets closer and closer to where you live until you're the one filming it” as @PerthshireMags said.

Digital billboard advertising presidential debate glitching out in rising floodwaters is a little too on the nose. I think we need to dial back the Meta.

your 20s are for gathering brick and wood and your 30s are all about ore and wheat

On the face of it alcohol is so funny - you can take a potion that makes you so good at driving the government has to make it illegal

@OliLondonTV @jakepaul No men fought in this competition. Hell, no males fought in this competition either.

@jakepaul Well done for calling it out Jake, so important that all athletes speak up about this and demand an end to men in women’s sports.

This is sickening. This is a travesty. Doesn’t matter what you believe. This is wrong and dangerous.

@macaiyla @EndWokeness It's already illegal to be trans in Algeria, what on Earth would Trump do about this?

An absolute travesty at the Olympics. Angela Carini is forced to box against a biological male. She quits after just 45 seconds, and cries hysterically as her opponent is declared the winner. Don't look away. This is wokeness.

@timelineearth is brat

Do not let the funny headline distract you, a la the McDonald’s hot coffee lawsuit, from what is actually a serious case that further erodes consumer rights.

@ToastSalad Bocci, or indoor bowling, and loud sex are other great options. Thankfully one leads to the other.

recently became an upstairs neighbor and I think now would be a great time to pick up tap dancing, drums... yodeling

He called the dog "habibi"  — my darling  — as it mauled him to death while his family listened nearby. They had never heard him speak before. He had the mind of an infant. "Enough, my darling," Muhammed said to the dog, because it was killing him, and because he was in pain, and because his family had spoken to him  so lovingly all his life. Those were the words he knew. That's how he was spoken to. That's what you say to someone  when you need them to stop. When you need them to listen. When their behavior is challenging, but you have deep love in your heart. Enough, my darling. Enough, my darling. As Gaza burns: enough, my darling. Enough. As attack dogs on two legs send attack dogs on four legs to bite and maul and kill: Enough, my darling. Enough. A murder of crows  follows a murder of IDF soldiers, cawing, "Enough, my darling. Enough." The bombed out hospitals. The children without limbs. The sniper drones playing recorded babies' cries to try and lure out civilians. The attack dog maulings. The hunger. The fear. Enough, my darling. Enough. As we kill our planet and kill each other because we cannot act kindly, cannot let love guide us, cannot call off the dogs, cannot rescue their victims, cannot stop the attack, cannot awaken from our confusion, the stars call down to us from above: Enough, habibi. Enough, my darling. Enough. Enough. Enough.

“You’re just a #ConspiracyTheorist…” A thread 🧵

Oh no Algorithm what are you dune

@beinlibertarian Bwahahaha, Trump only ever ran in the first place to own Obama

A Trump 2.0 Presidency needs to be: -less about “owning the libs” And more about: - slashing Federal agencies -cutting spending, regulations, and taxes -bringing American troops home - and setting up the Republican Party in 2028 to be immune from Neocon control

Ben Franklin didn’t plow through dozens and dozens of French whores so that you could abide by fireworks ordinances

In case you're curious, this is why people are upset about the Chevron decision.