A.G. Smarmy

"So what's your take" "This subway should be filled with sarin, a deadly nerve agent" "100% disagree"

@kuchisakeonnax We lost a real one

RIP KYLE BUSCH

Isn’t every episode of this show just two brown people yapping away about what white people should and should not be allowed to do? Why is this one special?

“I was the drunkest person there” - one of my college roommates

Smoke a cigarette you fucking loser

“Hello sir, this is… the FBI.” “Oh! My goodness! Am I in trouble?” “Yes. We have arrested the town rapist. And his name is… your grandson.” “Is he-“ “He will be beheaded. Unless you can pay his bail of… $100.”

@Grandma____0 I’m rooting for you!

@ag_smarmy I'm trying to win a million dollars

What's the most you've ever won on a scratch off?

Their offspring would have inhuman proportions

@dumbbitchcap @RRR0BYN This will change your life

@RRR0BYN Losing my mind fr

Cleaning the high chair, surrounding floor and baby clothing 3 times a day absolutely 0/10 mom experience.

@zuki_2024 Streamer Rule #1: Don’t get high on your own supply

Before Chud the Builder there was… Warski and Ethan Ralph with that tool who had a concealed carry and they thought it was so awesome to pick fights then flash the gun. Guess who went to jail and ruined his life in Miami pulling that shit?

@PerryALPHA @BeastOfWood They both look like they have AIDS

Are they homosexual lovers?

I love that Michael Ginsberg’s only storyline on Mad Men is “the computer is making me gay and retarded.” A feeling we can all relate to in some way.

“He made love to her—agentically.”

Happy Mother’s Day to all the BPD devouring mothers who turned their sons gay!

@BasilianThought Basil has always been bullish on white men. Prediction markets are just now catching up.

WOWIE ZOWIE!

@TwinkTheory That was a shock to me too

I always thought they were supposed to live in nyc cause of all their Ellis island names (helga pataki???) but I guess this is Seattle

Who up quarreling

@PalmerLuckey @Cernovich @jamesjansson @AOC Gagged him a bit

I started Oculus while I was living in a trailer working a minimum wage job. I spent years developing the technology and sold it less than 18 months after hiring my first employees. Most of the $2.3B purchase went to them on account of our shared ownership structure. Wish all you want, but you just aren't correct on this. Individual people create billions of dollars in value all the time.

The single largest form of theft in America is wage theft. $50 billion a year are stolen from American workers. If a billionaire amasses their wealth by underpaying their full-time workers so severely that they must rely on food assistance and government programs to survive, then no, that wealth was not earned by one individual - it was a wealth transfer subsidized by underpaid American workers and the public who get stuck with the bill for large corporations free-riding off our systems. The point is less about individual morality. It’s more about how our current economic reality of shattering inequality rewards screwing over workers and exploiting essential systems at scale. We’re talking monopoly power. Rent-seeking. Wage theft. Profiteering. Stock buybacks. Destabilizing housing markets. Companies using SNAP/EBT to underwrite their wages. Massive government subsidies or contracts to corporations following lobbying and dark money in politics with little to no oversight or accountability. Some people get enraged that I draw attention to this. That’s on them. Let them call me shrill, dumb, inexperienced, girly, uneducated - these folks will say anything to distract from or undercut the truth that working people are getting screwed, and giving people a fair shake means we must have a grown conversation about reigning in abuse of power.