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@zackvoell Lol 😆

"Tell them to never sell their bitcoin. Good. Now start selling."

@KingDegen0x @saylor Bar

@saylor Michael Sellor

Buy more bitcoin than you sell.

@leshuuuk @smaaaliy @PolymarketTrade @Polymarket You might be wrong here

@smaaaliy @PolymarketTrade @Polymarket bro, it’s not 100% reliable, but the probability is definitely above 50%. i’ll test it and update you in a week

I just found an interesting edge on 15-min Up or Down markets on Polymarket Among all BTC timeframes, there’s one that stands out: 9:00 AM - 9:15 AM ET resolved to Up 66.6% of the time last month This is likely driven by fresh macro data and pre-market positioning before stock market open This window often sets the daily trend - whether bullish or bearish Essentially, market misprices the Up outcome 2 out of 3 times You can buy Up shares at 50c when the fair value is actually closer to 60c-70c This strategy doesn’t work during weekends since traditional markets are closed Data sourced from the Polymarket API

@cutiieepie6 I'm sorry to hear that. I know how it feels. I just lost my dog too. It's okay to cry.

My baby died today. She was 4 years old. I miss her so much..😭🙏💔

@robkhenderson @heyitsrosexx 🫪

@heyitsrosexx Your brain was rotted long before the algorithm served you this tweet.

I have a hypothesis about why hot teachers sleep with underage male students but ppl will go bananas so it’ll have to go behind a paywall.

@Yennii56 Haha

First 2 trades on ETH Officially leaving solana

@Krptonoob @YvngJayfc

@YvngJayfc i pity you

You probably don’t understand how a futures position works Let me explain $7.81 was your entry price here and $1.15 was the current price To determine your ROI; You calculate the percentage profit or decrease and multiply it with your leverage (if you used any). Now let’s do that👇; Simple math for percentage increase or decrease is; ( change in price / initial price ) X 100 So: ( 7.871- 1.15/7.87 ) x 100 Which will give you 85% decrease. ……….Since you used a leverage which amplifies your profit or loss, you multiply the % increase or decrease by your 20X leverage You made a profit here, so…………. 85% profit X 20x leverage used then gives you about 1700% ROI Which is 17X profit The only way you can make massive profit is when you get more percentage increase in price. I.e: you entered at $1.2 and it pumped to $8 So your profit becomes ( 8-1.2 / 1.2 ) X 100 Which is 566% increase ……..that’s about 5X technically too. Then when you multiply your leverage of 20x to 566%, you arrive at 11333% and that’s over 100X profit TL;Dr You make more profit when a coin pumps from $1 to $8 than when it dumps from $8 to $1 Cause the highest a coin can dump is 100% decrease 💚.

@DMaximalist @bitcoinpanda69 💀

@bitcoinpanda69 She really needs to woman up

As a stay at home husband, I spend most of my days and weeks lifting, tanning, training martial arts, and reading philosophy when my haggard, hedge fund manager wife gets home from her 110 hour a week j*b to fund my lifestyle, I gotta say I am so pissed off she has been neglecting me And she is always forgetting to pick up the milk at the store (I told her multiple times) I know it's bad, but if she's tired maybe she should work less? Also if she even gave a shit about me at all, she would find a way make the time for me and she's barely ever "in the mood" Anyway that's why I'm cheating on her, which she deserves

@camolNFT @adityavg13 🫪

@adityavg13 Proves my tax losses Reported again

Set up my OpenClaw to report people to the IRS for tax fraud. I get 30% of all proceeds collected by the IRS for my report, here’s what it does: - Scrapes social media for anyone ‘joking’ about not paying taxes on crypto, gambling, reselling, or cash transactions - Takes screenshot and records all account information - Automatically fills IRS Form 211, Application for Award for Original Information - Files and monitors email for requests for more info & payouts. I expected to collect over $500,000 this year… and pay taxes on every cent made.

@stevenfiorillo @JasonL_Capital 💀

@JasonL_Capital Geez. I already have Claude, Grok, ChatGPT and Gemini. I guess what’s 1 more

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@papa_couch Account hedging via wallets on crypto. Wall Street habits spread in different industries. That's the influence of the markets.

@IamMadhanMohan @bitfunded Exactly

@bitfunded I am giving it another try.

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@bitfunded Yep

@NoRegretNoGain Call it

THIS IS WHERE MILLIONS ARE MADE It’s Saturday and most of my friend are out. I’m looking at the markets. Absolutely turmoil. The crash on Monday will be as big as 2021. Airline stocks will be hit first. Then war stocks will surge. I look around Dubai, people acting like nothing is happening. Fake watches, fake status, all while trying to impress people. I made it big in 2008 and 2021. It’s days like these where you become a millionaire. You position yourself for 6 months time. Then, BOOM YOU ARE ABOUT TO SEE ME EVERYWHERE YOU WILL REGRET NOT FOLLOWING…

@BillAckman Shame doesn't exist in the politicians dictionary

It is a sad commentary on the state of politics to watch members of the Democratic Party stay seated and give insult to our country. They should be ashamed of themselves.

@NoLimitGains Different!

@IAmAnonLegion @mraedge007 @MAGACult2 Deep

@mraedge007 @MAGACult2 Dm

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@DallasAptGP Quit claim deeds don't get approved for clear title in Texas it's not a GWD. I've got one similar to this but can't clear due to the quit claim deed. All in Texas btw

In Texas, a criminal can steal your $6,000,000 building for $30 in cash. No ID required. No background check. Just a forged signature and a trip to the county clerk. In 2022, this happened to two of our buildings. If you own real estate, you are a target. The Texas county recording system runs on a "notice" basis. The clerk’s job is to record documents. Not verify them. A criminal created a fake deed for two of our assets. They used a cut-and-paste notary stamp pulled from a different public record. They used a courier to send the documents into the clerk’s office. The courier handed over the forged paper and paid $30 in cash. The clerk accepted the document. No driver's license. No signature check. The public record showed a Delaware LLC owned my property. $6 million in equity vanished from the legal chain of title in seconds. Once a criminal controls the deed, they have two moves. They sell the property to an unsuspecting buyer and disappear with the cash. Or they get a hard money loan against it, collect the proceeds, and vanish. Either way, they try to be long gone before you find out. I found out during a refinance. My title company called with a question: "Why did you quitclaim these buildings to a new entity?" I hadn't. I contacted the Dallas Police Department, the FBI, and the Texas Secretary of State. Every agency gave the same answer: they are overwhelmed with this type of fraud and didn't have the time or resources to pursue it. The criminals hide behind Delaware shells and registered agents. The county takes cash, so there is no bank trail. There is no ID requirement, so there is no face for the cameras. Most investors assume their title policy covers this. It does not. Standard title insurance covers defects that existed before you closed. It guarantees you received a clean deed at purchase. It does nothing for crimes committed after. This is a gap in your risk management you did not know you had. It took 90 days of legal work to fix. The "new owner" was a ghost. I had to file a lawsuit to quiet the title. I spent $20,000 in legal fees and secured a default judgment because the criminals never showed up to court (obviously). I won. But I am out $20,000 and three months of sleep. Criminals hunt three targets: raw land, free-and-clear buildings, and estate properties. A mortgage acts as a tripwire because banks flag transfers. If you own your assets outright, you are defenseless. Here is what I did after this happened to me: Property alerts. Most counties offer a free service that emails you when a document is recorded against your parcel number. Sign up for every asset you own. This costs nothing. Entity audits. Make sure your Secretary of State filings are current. Criminals look for lapsed registrations and "zombie" entities to find their next target. Push for policy change. State legislatures are starting to act. The law must require a government-issued ID to record a transfer of real property. It is insane that it does not.

@realEstateTrent I got a few

We’re aggressively looking for strip malls across America, and I each call I do with a broker is incredibly valuable. During a call yesterday a broker asked what our target price range is, and I said it was $2.5M - $30M, and we buy all-cash. The broker then lost all enthusiasm, and the call took a weird turn. As we wrapped up, I reiterated - “anything retail that’s sort of worn down or has vacancy has problems, between $2.5M - $30M, we’d love to look at!” The broker’s eyes lit up, and they started to laugh. “Oh my goodness, earlier I thought you said your price range was $2.5M - $3M!!” 🤣 Retail sales or leasing brokers: If you want to know more about us and our criteria, or you have a deal we should review - DM me and let’s set up an intro call! 45 strip malls purchased, looking for the next 45, we are principals, we are all-cash, we move lightning fast, and we want to do a deal with you! 🙌