Andy Barton

@RedMedusa13 Ooooh! Red eyes....No, wait!! 😊

@InglemanD @fesshole

@fesshole This is a humblebrag. Not too many people had a shower in the 1950s. Many didn’t even have an inside toilet.

Since I was a young girl, I've blown my nose in the shower, one nostril at a time, and set them racing down the tiled wall. I'm 72 now and I see no reason to stop anytime soon.

@Gillian24448105 14 years waiting to get back into government and 2 years to destroy it among themselves. Labour needed to allow Burnham to stand in Denton and Gorton. Might end up with Streeting who is basically a Tory.

Given the lack of credible alternatives capable of inspiring a divided country, commanding respect & demonstrating leadership, I think Starmer's only option is to set out a timetable for his departure that enables Andy Burnham to be brought back into Parliament pdq 70 MP's

@lancscricket @VitalityBlast Harvey, Giggs, Atherton, Robson, Lloyd, G.....plus the fabulous Ladies stand before the East German building planners got stuck into the ground.

Can you name the five stars involved in our cross-sport 1996 kit launch? 🤔🌹 Throwback to the kit that has inspired our 2026 @VitalityBlast shirt! ⏪ ⚡ #StrikeTogether

Keir Starmer on his way to cabinet this morning

Yup 😒

@FOBRacing Tiger Roll at Aintree 😊

“Did he school over fences this morning?” “Yep” “How did he get on?” “Still a bit to work on”

@mervpayne @prodnose You'd soon grow sick of the premier league anyway. At least you know when the vast majority of your games will kick-off for starters!

Stressful and awful for the fans involved, but for the neutral, Spurs or West Ham to go down is more entertaining than the title race. More novelty value if it was Spurs but that VAR decision on Sunday could scupper West Ham. The Leeds equaliser keeps it interesting, though.

Harry Secombe remembers Tony Hancock.

Golden retriever nailed it..🐕🐾🚧😅

BBC Sport with its finger on the pulse.

@5goalthriller No singing, though.

What a terrible day to have eyes.

VARsenal Strikes Again.

On this day 41 years ago, 54 Bradford City supporters and two Lincoln City supporters went to a football match and never returned home. We will never forget those who sadly lost their lives, and as always, our thoughts are with their families and the hundreds still affected by the disaster to this day. Always in our hearts. 🎗️ #BCAFC

@ianlomaxlag Entitled, white, Chief Exec plays race card?? That's pretty disgraceful. Yorkshire's Graves thinks OT is a fantastic ground, too 🤔

Sunday Times today. Gidney the outgoing Chief execs comments are outrageous, crass and a disgraceful attempt to tarnish Lancs Members who are trying to put the Cricket first. archive.ph/2026.05.09-155…

@TheMekon_Venus Yes. All very good, but Blackadder II my favourite.

Was this peak Blackadder?

@HoylandJamie A foul on the keeper? Maybe, but not a clear and obvious error. VAR reffing the game again.

Who was on VAR !

@HLTCO A foul on the keeper? Maybe, but not a clear and obvious error. VAR reffing the game again.

Biggest VAR call in Premier League history, that.

A foul on the keeper? Maybe, but not a clear and obvious error. VAR reffing the game again. #WHUARS