Andrew James Bruce

Hey @AmazonUK I'm missing an item from my most recent order.... But no option to report a missing item from a delivered parcel, only to return and replace. Can you please help? Thanks

@JALs_now Hi, we've spent the past 3 weeks in beautiful Japan for our honeymoon. We're flying back to London on Sunday and wondering if we could end our magical honeymoon with an upgrade on our flight? Thank you

@Culture_Crit Love this post! Love art deco

Art Deco skyscrapers were the ultimate expression of American optimism. These are the best: 🧵 1. The American Radiator Building, NYC (1924)

@DbroughtonDanny @twickerati They also have links to the incredible award winning Dastaan in Epsom. Really worth a trip if you've not been yet, the food is incredible! Still a few teething problems with service, but the food is worth it

@twickerati Apparently the Chefs here are via Black Salt in East Sheen which rates as one of the best in London.

New(ish) on Richmond Road. ‘Delhi Social’ Indian Restaurant. In the place that was previously Wags n Tales, The Mulberry Tree and assorted other things.

Hey @bt_uk any ideas why my TV box constantly goes into this maintenance mode and doesn't do anything else despite pressing every option? Bit bloody frustrating considering what we pay for the service.

@billingham229b I reckon Gareth Gates will get all the way. Think G. Thomas will get injured and he'll get medically withdrawn from the course. Hancock gives it the big I am but he'll struggle. Would like to see Arg dig deep and make an impact. Perri Shakes-Drayton has the right mentality

Here we go! Celebrity SAS Who Dares Wins 2023. Let me know who you think is going all of the way. #SASWhoDaresWins

Both of these cars are from 2008. One is Diesel and one is petrol. One costs £28 a month to tax, the other £60 a month. One produces more CO2 emissions than the other. One is ULEZ compliant, the other isn't.... I'll let you figure out which is which. #UlezExpansion #ulezscam

@williams_jamie When you come down in September you need to bring down a shipment of macaroni pies!

This one is for the real cycling fan amongst my friends... Macaroni pies at the #UCIWorldChampionships buddy! @ajbruce84

Ok, so I need clarification on the ULEZ matter. Is it based on emissions the car produces, ie CO2 g/km? My diesel '08 159sw is not compliant producing 181g/km of CO2 emissions, but a' 03 Mini cooper S petrol producing 202g/km is compliant? Doesn't make sense @AutoPap @autoalex

@williams_jamie Almost as bad as someone saying "do you know who I am?" in a standoff..... Reminds me of the Ronnie Pickering incident captured in all its HD glory youtu.be/r0dcv6GKNNw

Years from now both of them will be in the shower some mornings, cringing hard at themselves and wishing they had better patter on this day. #showerthoughts

@williams_jamie @BJWPhotos What?! How did I not know this? I love the sound of a Hercules going overhead! They'll be sorely missed

Fantastic clip of the Hercules flypast with Typhoon escort over RAF Lossiemouth captured by my brother @BJWPhotos and his partner this afternoon. That noise! In service since 1966 the fleet is being retired this month, replaced by 22 Atlas aircrafts.

Mr E&G had no intention to see if I was alright. He was oblivious to everything, in fact, told me to fuck off when questioned... clearly off his face on something! @metpoliceuk please pay attention to this guy as he seems to drive around and mow cyclists down for no reason.

When will this madness end? How many more innocent people must die before America and it's citizens realise that they've got a fucking problem?! More than 9,800 people have died over 131 mass shooting incidents so far in 2023.... We're only 3 months in!! Act now @POTUS

Hi @LBRuT_Help I'm sure you've already been alerted of this, but if not, this flytipping is located just off the path between Mereway Rd and the railway underpass next to Mereway cottages. Looks like builders rubbish.

@McDonalds @JustEatUK order placed over 20 minutes ago and this is what I get now?! You fucking serious?! Twats!

At big Twickenham today for @EnglandRugby vs @italy_rugby, good result for the home team, but.... Agree with Clive Woodward, atmosphere was shit! All you could hear throughout the match was chit chat. @RFU doing their best to cater to corporate entertainment rather than fans!

@williams_jamie @racing92 @Harlequins @ChampionsCup @ParisLaDefArena Can't wait mate! It's gonna be a great weekend!

Looking forward to visiting Paris this weekend to watch @racing92 v @Harlequins in the @ChampionsCup. Can’t wait to experience the @ParisLaDefArena and of course, an overdue catch-up with me old pal @ajbruce84 - it’s been too long! Recommendations for a good steak in Paris? 🥩

@AutoPap what about this blue, some would argue this is synonymous with a particular brand's line of performance vehicles.....

@WorldBollard I wanna know who the legend is cycling up the hill on his mountain bike without a care in the world! Champion!

Watch from 40 seconds onwards and listen to the delightful CRUNCH of metal on bollard. #WorldBollardAssociation

Read the words that one of your very own have written @Conservatives..... Call a general election now! The nation is tired of being run by clowns! WE DON'T WANT ANOTHER USELESS TORY CLOWN IN No.10!!!