Adam Joseph Carolan

@crockpics Tougher than the Rest. Brilliant Disguise is a very close second.

Bruce Springsteen released Tunnel Of Love, October 9, 1987. Favorite track? Ain't Got You Tougher Than the Rest All That Heaven Will Allow Spare Parts Cautious Man Walk Like a Man Tunnel of Love Two Faces Brilliant Disguise One Step Up When You're Alone Valentine's Day

@SWA_Sabers have emailed regarding an order placed months ago. Order now claims to have been delivered 1st July despite your last email letting me know they'd be shipped on the 9th July. Please update ASAP.

Ready to get to work 👊

@jk_rowling I'd assume it's more based on your lack of empathy or the other traditionally more associated feminine traits. But empathy can too be accredited to male or masculine heros so that's not entirely fair. Let's all just agree you've gone from a natural treasure to a complete arse x

Attention all men telling me I look like a trans woman: I’m sensing that this isn’t meant as a compliment. In fact, the implication seems to be that trans women look male, or odd, or ugly. This is appallingly transphobic and I’ll thank you to take your bigotry off my timeline.

So Elon goes "Kill the Bill!" and Trump goes "Elon has TDS!" so Elon goes "I'm the reason Trump won!" so Trump goes "we waste billions on Elon!" so Elon goes "Epstein!" and a flunkie goes "Deport!" and Elon goes "Impeach!" And THAT'S why women are too emotional to be President.

Watching Trump and Elon fight:

Elon musk right now

I still hate elon with a passion of a thousand suns, but this break up is fucking amazing.

If Trump is going to adopt English as the official language of America then he should be paying royalties to England. Obviously we'll let Canada use it for free because a) they're nice and b) half of them prefer French anyway.

BREAKING: Michael van Gerwen has just told Luke Littler "to go and MARRY double 10 then, if you love it so much" More to follow.

Elon Musk paid $ 44 billion for Twitter. He sacked 70% of its staff. Today X is valued at around $10 billion. Just remember that when you cheer Trump appointing him to review Government "efficiency".

It was exactly like leaving the LAPD

@GC_Rail Can we use the tickets on alternate routes from Kings Cross heading to Sunderland and if so, which.

@ajcarolan Good morning. Our 08:26 from Kings Cross is the only service we have cancelled. ^SR

@GC_Rail are any trains running this morning from London to Sunderland. Tickets for today are also now saying cancelled.

@GC_Rail we were booked for the 12.20pm then the 2.30pm train from Kings X to Sunderland. Will there likely be any trains running today? Either the 4.48pm or 7.27pm?

Liz Truss has said she would have done better than Rishi Sunak at the general election, winning more votes and more seats, all while remote working from her new home on the moon

I'll translate. "Though we're a UK based band, proud of being British and taking every fucking chance we get to exploit that fact... we're keeping the money. Sorry?"

@oasis @TicketmasterUK @Twickets As ticketmaster owns @viagogo you might want to have a word then... these are currently up while I'm 134,126 in the queue. Waving, wearing a white shirt. Ffs.

🚨Please note, Oasis Live ‘25 tickets can only be resold at face value via @TicketmasterUK and @Twickets! Tickets appearing on other secondary ticketing sites are either counterfeit or will be cancelled by the promoters.

Fucking disgusting. Both are YOUR platforms. You have full control of ALL of the user and tranaction data. How is this acceptable? @TicketmasterUK @viagogo. @oasis please partner with ANYONE else.